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Kids names 15:51 - Mar 3 with 5743 viewsjackportis

Have discussed this before. While shopping today some loud chav was screaming to "Armani" to behave. Why do u chavs out there have horrendous names( Chelsea jade, Tyler, Connor Jordan etc) and also persist in talking so loud shouting out these names. Why o why can't social services step in.

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Kids names on 15:54 - Mar 3 with 4189 viewsLord_Bony

Brittney and Kylie are amongst the worse chav names..

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Kids names on 15:57 - Mar 3 with 4172 viewsPegojack

I think that's a very narrow minded attitude, as I was only saying the other day to my girlfriend Chardonnay and her kids Dolce and Gabbana,
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Kids names on 16:05 - Mar 3 with 4155 viewsCooperman

We receive regular calls to home asking to speak to Mr Richard Marney or Mr R Marney.

Some fekker is on a pi55 take. If the mood takes me I'm now inclined to string them along.

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Kids names on 16:17 - Mar 3 with 4130 viewssquarebear

Was at the DVLA and heard a mum shouting after her kid. "Get here, Fantasia!".
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Kids names on 17:25 - Mar 3 with 4053 viewsunion_jack

Kids names on 16:17 - Mar 3 by squarebear

Was at the DVLA and heard a mum shouting after her kid. "Get here, Fantasia!".


My wife is a family lawyer and one of her clients had a daughter called Tia Maria!

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Kids names on 17:42 - Mar 3 with 4029 viewsCurcubita_Ultra

Two utter states on a package holiday in the late 1990s had named their boy and girl CeeKay and Diesel.
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Kids names on 17:47 - Mar 3 with 4022 viewsjackportis

I'm glad to see there is no choosing on this thread. Clearly standards are improving. Now can all wives/ girlfriends refrain from tight leggings if they are hefty.

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Kids names on 18:04 - Mar 3 with 3995 viewsSenhin

The receptionist at the hotel I'm in at the moment is called "Angelique"

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Kids names on 18:11 - Mar 3 with 3981 viewsDavillin

I was lucky to have received great advice on naming children before my first was born.

Name the adult, not the child.

I made a deal with my wife that if I could name the first boy, she could name any other children, first and second names. She did it superbly, following that advice.

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Kids names on 18:46 - Mar 3 with 3930 viewsCurcubita_Ultra

Kids names on 18:04 - Mar 3 by Senhin

The receptionist at the hotel I'm in at the moment is called "Angelique"


Angelique is, I think, a traditional French or Belgian name rather than some chav abomination...😉

World Music star Angelique Kidjo for instance...
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Kids names on 18:56 - Mar 3 with 3914 viewsjackportis

Kids names on 18:04 - Mar 3 by Senhin

The receptionist at the hotel I'm in at the moment is called "Angelique"


Aberavon hotel.

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Kids names on 19:36 - Mar 3 with 3863 viewsWarwickHunt

Kids names on 18:11 - Mar 3 by Davillin

I was lucky to have received great advice on naming children before my first was born.

Name the adult, not the child.

I made a deal with my wife that if I could name the first boy, she could name any other children, first and second names. She did it superbly, following that advice.


I suppose Statto does sound Italian. Does he still speak to you?
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Kids names on 19:43 - Mar 3 with 3847 viewsEbo

Kids names on 19:36 - Mar 3 by WarwickHunt

I suppose Statto does sound Italian. Does he still speak to you?


I actually heard someone call their kid "Scooby" once. F*ck my ears (and eyes).

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Kids names on 19:48 - Mar 3 with 3823 viewsJoe_bradshaw

Kids names on 19:43 - Mar 3 by Ebo

I actually heard someone call their kid "Scooby" once. F*ck my ears (and eyes).


There's a bloke who posts on here with that name and, unbelievably, his surname is Doo.

He's from Cardiff though so that explains it.

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Kids names on 20:06 - Mar 3 with 3792 viewsTheFranchise

Can I add normal names with silly spelling? Doing that is just as bad.
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Kids names on 20:09 - Mar 3 with 3784 viewsJackfath

Kids names on 20:06 - Mar 3 by TheFranchise

Can I add normal names with silly spelling? Doing that is just as bad.


Could you furnish us with some examples?

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Kids names on 20:30 - Mar 3 with 3752 viewsoh_tommy_tommy

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Kids names on 20:32 - Mar 3 with 3751 viewsDavillin

My ex-sister-in-law ran a day care center in Italy and a couple brought their daughter to be registered.

"You daughter has a lovely name. Was she named after the character in Shakespeare's Merchant of Venice?"

"No," was the reply, "after the sports car."

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Kids names on 20:38 - Mar 3 with 3733 viewsFlashberryjack

Kids names on 20:32 - Mar 3 by Davillin

My ex-sister-in-law ran a day care center in Italy and a couple brought their daughter to be registered.

"You daughter has a lovely name. Was she named after the character in Shakespeare's Merchant of Venice?"

"No," was the reply, "after the sports car."


It took a while.

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Kids names on 20:42 - Mar 3 with 3719 viewsdickythorpe

Elvis is a classic mistake. Some parents hide it as a middle name.

Who was that scumdiff player who was named after the qpr team of the 70's? Embarrassing.
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Kids names on 20:50 - Mar 3 with 3698 viewsCurcubita_Ultra

Kids names on 20:42 - Mar 3 by dickythorpe

Elvis is a classic mistake. Some parents hide it as a middle name.

Who was that scumdiff player who was named after the qpr team of the 70's? Embarrassing.


Cockneyc*nt Willams?

I remember him...
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Kids names on 20:51 - Mar 3 with 3698 viewsGroo

Kids names on 20:42 - Mar 3 by dickythorpe

Elvis is a classic mistake. Some parents hide it as a middle name.

Who was that scumdiff player who was named after the qpr team of the 70's? Embarrassing.


Must have been awful going round with the name crap

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Kids names on 21:06 - Mar 3 with 3679 viewsDavillin

Kids names on 20:38 - Mar 3 by Flashberryjack

It took a while.


And your user name starts with "flash"!

Seriously, thanks.

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Kids names on 21:30 - Mar 3 with 3639 viewsjunior_jack

Kids names on 20:32 - Mar 3 by Davillin

My ex-sister-in-law ran a day care center in Italy and a couple brought their daughter to be registered.

"You daughter has a lovely name. Was she named after the character in Shakespeare's Merchant of Venice?"

"No," was the reply, "after the sports car."


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Kids names on 09:32 - Mar 4 with 3473 viewsLoyal

Kids names on 17:47 - Mar 3 by jackportis

I'm glad to see there is no choosing on this thread. Clearly standards are improving. Now can all wives/ girlfriends refrain from tight leggings if they are hefty.


Hey dude, there is nothing wrong in wrestling a pair of jeggings off a fatty once in a while. Parting those curves and removing the captured waste ( chicken legs, bits of hidden food they have sat on ) before plunging in to the inner areas of a salad dodger isn't as bad an experience as some would imagine. And if all else fails whilst she is noshing your bell area you can search her other hidden areas for excess food to chomp on yourself.

Thread over.

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