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Conservative party conference 21:15 - Oct 1 with 36605 viewsoh_tommy_tommy

Anyone going this year ?


It's started off great



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Conservative party conference on 20:16 - Oct 4 with 2809 viewsN0rthernLine

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Conservative party conference on 20:48 - Oct 4 with 2775 viewsJack_Meoff

Conservative party conference on 17:30 - Oct 4 by acejack3065

F**k off mun. She's already on the way out but today was the metaphorical equivalent of getting pushed down the stairs by a clown.


I think we're all underestimating how resilient/ stubborn/ thick skinned the Maybot is. I'm beginning to wonder if it'll only be her and cockroaches that will survive the forthcoming nuclear armageddon. I can see them now, clustering round her as she makes a speech about building them new affordable cockroach housing, whilst secretly already making plans to offshore all their collective wealth. The hideous indestructible archon harridan that she is.

If you want a vision of the future, imagine a boot stamping on a human face--forever.

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Conservative party conference on 21:04 - Oct 4 with 2759 viewsJack_Meoff


If you want a vision of the future, imagine a boot stamping on a human face--forever.

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Conservative party conference on 21:18 - Oct 4 with 2745 viewsacejack3065

I can’t believe how much stick I’ve got for that comment

The corbynistas at the CLP meeting would string me up!
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Conservative party conference on 21:22 - Oct 4 with 2738 viewsDarran

Conservative party conference on 20:48 - Oct 4 by Jack_Meoff

I think we're all underestimating how resilient/ stubborn/ thick skinned the Maybot is. I'm beginning to wonder if it'll only be her and cockroaches that will survive the forthcoming nuclear armageddon. I can see them now, clustering round her as she makes a speech about building them new affordable cockroach housing, whilst secretly already making plans to offshore all their collective wealth. The hideous indestructible archon harridan that she is.


There was a guy on QT last week a businessman I think who said if the Tories see out the full term Corbyn will definitely win the next election.

They're not 6 months into it yet and that's despite Corbyn winning it. 😩

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Conservative party conference on 21:22 - Oct 4 with 2736 viewsexiledclaseboy

Conservative party conference on 21:18 - Oct 4 by acejack3065

I can’t believe how much stick I’ve got for that comment

The corbynistas at the CLP meeting would string me up!


You will be sent away for reconditioning. Ya daft centre leftist.

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Conservative party conference on 21:26 - Oct 4 with 2732 viewsHighjack

Conservative party conference on 21:22 - Oct 4 by Darran

There was a guy on QT last week a businessman I think who said if the Tories see out the full term Corbyn will definitely win the next election.

They're not 6 months into it yet and that's despite Corbyn winning it. 😩


Corbyn will be pushing eighty by then. Him, cable and may have a collective age of about 600 years.

The creatures outside looked from pig to man, and from man to pig, and from pig to man again; but already it was impossible to say which was which.
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Conservative party conference on 21:29 - Oct 4 with 2725 viewsexiledclaseboy

Conservative party conference on 21:22 - Oct 4 by Darran

There was a guy on QT last week a businessman I think who said if the Tories see out the full term Corbyn will definitely win the next election.

They're not 6 months into it yet and that's despite Corbyn winning it. 😩


I think if the last few years have taught us anything it’s that there’s no point looking even five months ahead in British politics these days, let alone five years. But if this current government lasts a full five year term I’ll eat my hats.

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Conservative party conference on 21:32 - Oct 4 with 2719 viewsexiledclaseboy

Conservative party conference on 21:26 - Oct 4 by Highjack

Corbyn will be pushing eighty by then. Him, cable and may have a collective age of about 600 years.


Pushing 80? He’d be 73 mun. Fake news!!

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Conservative party conference on 21:36 - Oct 4 with 2714 viewsDarran

Conservative party conference on 21:29 - Oct 4 by exiledclaseboy

I think if the last few years have taught us anything it’s that there’s no point looking even five months ahead in British politics these days, let alone five years. But if this current government lasts a full five year term I’ll eat my hats.


Absolutely but they will be using every possible dirty trick to stay there as long as poss.

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Conservative party conference on 21:47 - Oct 4 with 2691 viewsHumpty

Conservative party conference on 18:27 - Oct 4 by Mo_Wives

Pity Frida wasn't around today. Waxing techniques have come on leaps and bounds...



In all seriousness, she looks like a young man on my estate who drives a corsa with massive, noisy exhaust. Take away the silly earrings and bouffant, obviously. But that wispy moustache is his.


That's Snafu from The Pacific.

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Conservative party conference on 21:50 - Oct 4 with 2680 viewsacejack3065

Conservative party conference on 21:22 - Oct 4 by exiledclaseboy

You will be sent away for reconditioning. Ya daft centre leftist.


I might as well go and join the Torys
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Conservative party conference on 21:51 - Oct 4 with 2675 viewsDarran


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Conservative party conference on 21:53 - Oct 4 with 2667 viewsHumpty

Conservative party conference on 21:51 - Oct 4 by Darran



Christ that's pathetic.
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Conservative party conference on 21:57 - Oct 4 with 2662 viewsMeraki

Conservative party conference on 21:51 - Oct 4 by Darran





Amazing stuff.
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Conservative party conference on 21:57 - Oct 4 with 2661 viewsexiledclaseboy

Conservative party conference on 21:53 - Oct 4 by Humpty

Christ that's pathetic.


Yeah that’s a stretch. And she’s no Jed Bartlet anyway.

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Conservative party conference on 21:58 - Oct 4 with 2660 viewsLohengrin

Conservative party conference on 21:50 - Oct 4 by acejack3065

I might as well go and join the Torys


Trampie would say you already have!

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Conservative party conference on 21:58 - Oct 4 with 2657 viewsHighjack

Conservative party conference on 21:32 - Oct 4 by exiledclaseboy

Pushing 80? He’d be 73 mun. Fake news!!


Still an old f ucker though. By the end of the parliamentary term in 2027 he would be pushing eighty. If Vince gets in (Lolz he won't) he'll be in his mid eighties by 2025. May is falling apart at the seams already if today is anything to go by.

We could have a situation where our PM and the leader of the opposition are debating via video link from their care homes right in the middle of getting their nappies changed.

The creatures outside looked from pig to man, and from man to pig, and from pig to man again; but already it was impossible to say which was which.
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Conservative party conference on 22:00 - Oct 4 with 2652 viewsexiledclaseboy

Conservative party conference on 21:58 - Oct 4 by Highjack

Still an old f ucker though. By the end of the parliamentary term in 2027 he would be pushing eighty. If Vince gets in (Lolz he won't) he'll be in his mid eighties by 2025. May is falling apart at the seams already if today is anything to go by.

We could have a situation where our PM and the leader of the opposition are debating via video link from their care homes right in the middle of getting their nappies changed.


trump will be 78, maybe 79 by the time his two terms are over.

Ok, snigger, trump and two terms is stretching things more than May lasting five years.

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Conservative party conference on 22:02 - Oct 4 with 2648 viewsHighjack

Conservative party conference on 21:51 - Oct 4 by Darran



Oh Jesus H Corbett that's ridiculous.

The creatures outside looked from pig to man, and from man to pig, and from pig to man again; but already it was impossible to say which was which.
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Conservative party conference on 22:03 - Oct 4 with 2646 viewsHumpty

Where's Bluey gone?

It's at times like these that I miss him.

Come back Bluey.
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Conservative party conference on 22:07 - Oct 4 with 2637 viewsHighjack

Conservative party conference on 22:00 - Oct 4 by exiledclaseboy

trump will be 78, maybe 79 by the time his two terms are over.

Ok, snigger, trump and two terms is stretching things more than May lasting five years.


Yeah it's absolutely ridiculous. Trump went senile decades ago, Clinton is a similar age and had all sorts of health problems through the campaign.

Now I'm not agist at all but in general life we don't expect people of that age to work in far less physically and mentally demanding jobs than leading the most powerful nations of the world.

The creatures outside looked from pig to man, and from man to pig, and from pig to man again; but already it was impossible to say which was which.
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Conservative party conference on 22:15 - Oct 4 with 2627 viewsoh_tommy_tommy

Fack me it just gets better 😂

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Conservative party conference on 22:20 - Oct 4 with 2621 viewsMeraki

The speech writer must have had a bet with his mates...

"I bet you a grand you can't get some lines from West Wing in without anyone noticing?!"
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Conservative party conference on 22:29 - Oct 4 with 2605 viewsWarwickHunt

Conservative party conference on 22:20 - Oct 4 by Meraki

The speech writer must have had a bet with his mates...

"I bet you a grand you can't get some lines from West Wing in without anyone noticing?!"


There were seven Wham! song titles in there too.
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