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I know that we probably all overuse smartphones a bit too much but F**KING HELL, YOUNG PEOPLE. I go to the gym in my lunch hour. Get in, warm up, lift some weights and I f**k off.
Because I did my back in doing squats a couple of years back, I stick to the machine weights for safety. I figure any kind of lifting is better than no lifting. So it's fine.
But f**k me with these f**king idiot teens/20-somethings. It's like do 10 seconds of lifting, sit there for five minutes looking at their phone. A woman yesterday was sat at the leg press machine and took a f**king phone call. Hogged that machine for like 10 minutes.
And of course I can't say shit to her because if you even look at a woman in a gym you're now John Leslie. And I can do my routine in any order so it wasn't a showstopper for me. But it just gets on my tits, know what I mean?
Can't you leave your phone for like thirty minutes you bovine f**ks?
If I was going to bother having a funeral (like literally what are the fking point of them, just burn that shit and get rid) this would be my funeral song.
Anyway, this is appropriate for this thread because of this lyric.
Of all the things that I believed in my teens I'm left with unread books and badly made zines Some might-have-beens that somehow even yet Bring a spring to my step I remember calloused hands and paint-stained jeans And I remember safe-as-houses self-belief
I'm always happy to celebrate LOLverpool's failings but the media do love to w@nk off Newcastle don't they? All next season it'll be 'and West Ham face Carabou Cup holders Newcastle.'
Ugh. I'm in the middle of the Virgin Media renewal dance.
I had to speak to a lady somewhere in India called REIGN (okay, Reign, whatever) as she took 15 minutes a time to offer me three SHIT renewal prices.
Currently paying £54 for 350Mbps and the not totally basic TV package.
Auto-renewal price was £91 a month (go f**k your dad, Branson). She offered me like 88, 85 and then ultimately got down to £77 for internet SLOWER than I have now.
Eventually after an hour OF THIS HORSESHIT I get put through to Mr. Disinterested in retentions who eventually gets it down to £66 for the same SLOWER speed.
F**K ALL OF YOUR DADS.
So I've cancelled and am now playing a game of chicken that possibly ends with me and my wife having a real problem working from home. F**k it though. I'm not letting them win.
And because I live in a semi-rural village there's literally no competition. Hmph!
It's funny how Trump claims to not really believe in global warming and yet has his sights set on Greenland, a country that will have a lot of routes and resources opened up by global warming.
It's almost like he's happy for billions to die in the future so that America (ie - him and his rich mates) can make more money that they don't really need now.
That cocksucker is fking up my retirement plan too. Orange c**t.
I've not see The Sopranos. Odd really as it was full of actors from Oz, HBO's best show. But I guess I never really liked mobster stuff. Also, I heard the ending was bullshit so I'm less inclined to bother.
A lot of people told me Luther was good but they were the sort of people whose opinions didn't matter to me and also, I know I'm in a minority here, but I think Idris Elba is F**KING SHIT.
I did watch The Wire but I felt like each season was worse than the previous one. Never bad but only the first two were great for me.
I'll give the Putin supporters on here the credit of not calling them Russian bots but if they were Russian bots, they'd be spouting the same bollocks.
Blaming Ukraine for the war. The fking state of it. If you're going to get all your news from FB and YouTube, try listening to some of the stuff on there that isn't created to defend a man who literally imprisons his political rivals or throws them out of windows.
Russia is fked though. Like properly. They arent having enough kids to keep the country working. They're financially more fked than a thousand QPRs and all their intelligent people have left the country.
Man, I'm glad I've not got kids because this world is fked. Trump and President Musk are making everything so much worse and all the idiotic right wingers are just waiting to vote in Reform over here.
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