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Friday Choons - English Folk
at 13:00 13 Jun 2025

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"If Dixon Plays For England So Can I..."
at 10:14 13 Jun 2025

Ah, so maybe it originated with old Donkey Dixon. My memory of it is it being blasted out at Highbury. God, I loved The Bard and Clive.

Speaking of chants aimed at Chelws, who remembers “We all believe, Speedie is better than Francis”?

Even a Chelsea mate told me that lot thought that was a good one, once he had come out of hiding.
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"If Dixon Plays For England So Can I..."
at 19:55 12 Jun 2025

I always thought we sang that about Lee Dixon, who was keeping an actual Football Genius out of the England team in the 90’s.
Of course, in those pre-internet days, we didn’t know about the photos Dixon had of Taylor, (redacted) and the (very redacted) in the (even more redacted) house.

Well, it couldn’t have been any other reason!
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The QPR summer managers rumours thread
at 12:55 12 Jun 2025

There was, but then some bright spark asked him what he was doing posting on here if he was a Rennes fan and I don’t think he has posted since.
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The QPR summer managers rumours thread
at 09:30 12 Jun 2025

PagIng Dr Paddocks. Urgent photoshop required.

All hail King Julien!
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KLF
at 14:14 11 Jun 2025

I thought they were sh1te and a bunch of tw4ts. So there.

Drummond: “We’ve got a talking car and it told us to drive the length of Sweden”.
Fawning media: “Ooh, how wacky, Bill!”.
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Strangest thing you’ve put in your mouth
at 14:08 11 Jun 2025

Fck me. Not just the OP but all the replies, an all!

The close season, eh? Not even July yet. 🤣🤣🤣
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Frederick Forsyth
at 19:38 9 Jun 2025

I re-read Day of the Jackal last year and have read nobody else since - read one, then download another.
RIP, Sir.
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Friday Choons - Australia
at 16:50 6 Jun 2025

Ah, I used to love The Triffids. I wondered if anyone was going to mention them. Saw them loads back in the day.
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Friday Choons - Australia
at 14:20 6 Jun 2025

Right, so here’s a song I heard on the radio in about 77 or 78 and my snotty, punky self thought, “I love that!” but I didn’t get who it was by and never heard the bloody song again.
Then a good 20-odd years or so later, I was in the bog in some hotel room with MTV or some music channel on … and there came that riff. Brilliant stuff ….

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Friday Choons - Australia
at 09:05 6 Jun 2025

Mornin’ Saviour!

Up the Lefties
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Pete and Dud.
at 17:03 5 Jun 2025

Oh Brian. What HAVE you started here? 🤣
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Pete and Dud.
at 15:20 5 Jun 2025

more commonly known as …..
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The QPR summer managers rumours thread
at 15:07 5 Jun 2025

I’m sure we’ve done it before. We’ve had some right w4nkers in the past.

Quick Q: Did this Thorup bloke actually turn it down? As in, he interviewed, we actually made him an offer and he said No? or is that just interweb bolix?
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Corny Joke Warning
at 13:19 4 Jun 2025

I was sat on the end of the bed pulling my boxers off last night and my wife came in, shook her head and said, “You really spoil those dogs”.
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Loft Flags end of season video
at 08:08 4 Jun 2025

Great work, great video and a great username, too 👍👍👍
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We Love QPR and give best reasons why
at 10:11 2 Jun 2025

Short answer: The shirt. Thankfully we don't fck it up very often, either.

Saw this team on The Big Match one fateful 70’s Sunday afternoon in these AMAZING SHIRTS, running rings round some dreary, boring-shirted team when I was about 8 or 9.

Old Brian Moore kept saying “Rangers” and “Queens Park Rangers” and I thought that was really different, too. This team could have been from the other end of the country for all I knew, but I asked my Dad (Bees fan, bless him) and, thankfully, he didn’t say “you’re not supporting those bstrds” and just said “ Oh, Queen’s Park Rangers, they’re up the road. You were born near their ground” and something about the 117 bus.
Queen Charlottes, of course. So that was it.
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BORED, BORED ,BORED....
at 15:13 1 Jun 2025

What about Jellybotti? Where you have to eat eighteen curries.
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The TV series Minder
at 01:00 31 May 2025

Aah, Minder was great, it really was. There was a time, when TV companies weren’t such massive caants, just smaller ones, that Minder and Only Fools and Horses were on BBC & ITV one after the other on Xmas day.
Honestly, after a big Xmas dinner and Pud, what was better than flopping out on the sofa and watching those two, one after the other, on Xmas day?
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Betis
at 15:18 29 May 2025

Anyone who thinks Graham Taylor was any good, I tell them to watch The Impossible Job.
Just when you think you might have some sympathy, at least on a human level, with the bloke, you watch Carlton Fcking Palmer and Geoff Bleedin Thomas trot out onto the pitch in an England shirt and you lose it all immediately.

It’s a great watch, though. It’s like Spinal Tap, or Anvil, but with unlikeable tw-ts in.
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