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Reply | Clash of the cup titans – Preview
at 14:57 12 Aug 2025
A VERY slopey 18th green, too, IIRC.
I played it about 20 years ago and got it pretty close to the flag on the 18th, then without me seeing, my mate marked my ball and nudged it down the slope and into the bunker.
We were thinking about another Cornwall tour next year but St Mellon will be too pricey - I recall now that we played it for nothing because we had Corporate Membership with the group of clubs it was a part of.
Anyway, wishing all going tonight a great trip, bless yer. [Post edited 12 Aug 15:00]
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Reply | The QPR summer transfer rumours thread
at 13:42 29 Jul 2025
That bloke always looked very decent for Preston when they played at LR.
Just what we need - therefore I don’t suppose we can afford him |
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Reply | Brentford taking their full allocation
at 13:19 29 Jul 2025
“Starter Packs”. FFS! They’re a thing, are they?
Welcome to becoming a Brentford fan, please dispose of your Man Utd/Liverpool/Arsenal/Chelsea shirts and scarves, or maybe to start with, just keep them in your bedroom on match days.
Here are some useful tips on your journey of becoming a “Bees” fan.
1) We play in Red and White stripes
2) Our nickname is The Bees (geddit?)
3) Tell everyone you hate QPR (Queens Park Rangers).
4) If anyone asks you where you were when we were sht, tell them “Griffin Park” and not watching any of your old teams on Sky.
5) Be an even bigger tw4t then you already are.
6) Our goalie, Chic Brodie, was once bitten by a dog. |
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Reply | RIP Cleo Laine
at 08:03 28 Jul 2025
I always thought she was a Hounslow girl. My Mum used to tell a story of lending Cleo her best shoes when she went for an audition in Town.
I suppose she moved between the two, then. |
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Reply | England women’s team
at 21:44 20 Jul 2025
Gotta love this site.
Talking about armpit hair on a thread about women’s football.
😅😅🤣 |
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Reply | England women’s team
at 21:18 19 Jul 2025
5 or 6 years ago, this (fat) bloke in an “England” hoodie was standing next to my daughter’s coach at an U14 game, cheering her team on etc, etc.
After the game, one of the team asked the coach, “who was the bloke standing next to you?” and she said “He plays for the England men’s team”.
When my daughter told me, I said, “What? That soppy looking fat bloke in the Sports Direct hoodie!?”.
Fast forward to today and you’ve now got mixed teams, so my 5ft 9in daughter gets marked by a 6ft 6, 15 stone bloke.
So you were s*** at Basketball, fine, but just play against other blokes, eh? |
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Reply | The QPR summer transfer rumours thread
at 21:04 19 Jul 2025
Well, that’s a shirt sponsorship deal we could all approve of.
Subtle, maybe, doesn’t sink in for a minute or so, some might not get it, but the best ones don’t just slap you round the face and call you Susan. |
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Reply | Let's Be Havin' You podcast
at 16:31 18 Jul 2025
Long term Lurker and yet you have failed to abide by the first-timer rule, namely, stating your cheese of choice, Sir.
Welcome! The Buzz/Mad Jim Magilton comment is interesting. I mean, didn’t he go on some anti-wobbler anger management course soon after? He certainly sank without trace after Rangers, we know that much. |
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Reply | Random summer irritations
at 14:56 12 Jul 2025
These w4nky court-side interviews at the end of EVERY sodding televised game at Wimbledon.
Ah, fk it. Skip that. New answer: Wimbledon. |
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Reply | Corny Joke Warning
at 08:05 9 Jul 2025
I saw that Gary Kasparov in my local greasy spoon the other day. I asked him to pass the salt and it took him 20 minutes. |
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Reply | Marti to Leicester…maybe
at 07:51 9 Jul 2025
Please, No. Couldn’t bear to see him in the oppo dugout, like with Terry, then Gerry.
NW I could deal with, because it’s quicker to list the teams he hasn’t managed.
Find a nice gig in Europe somewhere Marti. Better climate, food, etc. |
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Reply | OASIS
at 13:23 7 Jul 2025
That’s mad!
Not quite as obvious as:
Cigs & Alcohol = Get it on, T Rex
Shakermaker = I’d Like To Teach The World To Sing, New Seekers
Some Might Say = My Sweet Lord, George Harrison
*** Stand By Me = All The Young Dudes, Mott the Hoople, AND Married With Children, Oasis!
… and the Gary Glitter one. 🫣
Columbia is a brilliant song, though.
*** One of those Leave the Room Immediately songs for me. That fcking bank ad! [Post edited 7 Jul 13:45]
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Reply | RIP Gordon Jago
at 13:40 6 Jul 2025
Another one from our golden era no longer with us.
RIP Mr Jago and thank you. |
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