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Best flight/service/food etc on a plane
at 09:52 16 Sep 2025

Travelled a lot to California back in the day, but since I hate long-haul flights I used to book via New York so I could break up the journey a bit. So, we were delayed out of LHR for some reason or other and missed the connection in NY, so had to wait in a long queue getting help booking a new flight to LA. Inevitably, there were people all around arguing with the agents and losing their rags - as if the poor sods could magically pull flights and seats out of their arses. When it was my turn, I joked with the agent about the mayhem as she tapped away and booked me a new flight. She then handed me over new tickets with a smile and the comment 'thanks for being so patient'. It was only when I got to the boarding gate that I realised she had put me in first class.
Just sometimes, a little politeness and patience is rewarded.
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Worst flight / service / food etc on a plane?
at 16:29 15 Sep 2025

Yup, much the same experience - plane struck by lightning coming into Chicago with much the same effect. Horrible combo of screams and vomit, the crunch as we (literally) hit the runway gave all the bones in my body a truly terrifying rattle.
Mind you, still less bad an experience than Wembley in 86, which I've never recovered from.
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Julien Stéphan talks dreams, transfers, and that Coventry game – Interview
at 18:27 11 Sep 2025

Many positives to take away, but still no definition of what this darned 'project' is - if the answer to that is 'buy young, sell on, stay where we are', then, as Clive tactfully put it, that's a hard sell to the supporters.
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How about a few “not a lot of people know thats”
at 09:06 9 Sep 2025

Indeed - this also apples to common animals such as dogs & cats, and cows and bulls, who recognise blue and yellow but find it hard to see red or orange. So when you see a bull running towards a waving red cloth, it’s the waving movement, not the red colour that's attracting its attention. This also helps explain why most mammals support Qpr or Norwich.
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Corny Joke Warning
at 09:31 6 Sep 2025

To compete in the Oxford & Cambridge boat race, do you need a scholar-ship?
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Friday Music, Protest Songs, Anti Government Songs, Anti War Songs.
at 21:31 28 Aug 2025

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Family friendly, home and away friendly pub?
at 14:27 28 Aug 2025

Slightly closer is the Angelsea Arms on Wingate Rd off Goldhawk. All a bit poncy and gastro for my taste but definitely family friendly
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Friday Choons - The Kids
at 09:18 15 Aug 2025

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Squad numbers out
at 20:10 8 Aug 2025

This. If we're pinning all our hopes on developing young players so successfully that they can slip in the first team without a hitch then we're in serious trouble.
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Friday Choons….Phrases & Sayings
at 10:48 1 Aug 2025

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Corny Joke Warning
at 12:39 26 Jul 2025

I told the doctor that everytime I walk from one country into another I have an overriding desire to get drunk.

He said I was borderline alcoholic
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Friday Choons - The Sea
at 09:45 25 Jul 2025

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Anthony Hayes
at 11:36 22 Jul 2025

His other brother, Hannibal, was quite a character
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The Saintly borough of Hammersmith & Fulham
at 12:20 17 Jul 2025

In Westminster, the rubbish gets collected around 6.30am on Mondays and Thursdays (my mum in Scunthorpe, who got her stuff collected every two weeks, always considered this an unbelievably great luxury) which means putting the stuff out at 6am or overnight. Lots of people do put it out overnight of course but I tend to avoid this 'cos of all the foxes, rats, pigeons and whatnnot we have around. BUT here's the thing. The one time I did, I got a warning letter from the Council threatening me with a fine. GRRR.
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If we were never born
at 10:31 17 Jul 2025

I didn't believe in reincarnation in my past life, and I still don't.

Woody Allen
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Things that annoy you in life .
at 09:24 22 Jun 2025

Another vote for pigeons - and Deliveroo drivers.

In my 'hood these two annoyances are connected as the Deliveroo people feed the bloody things (which are effectively rats with wings - collective noun a 'poop') whilst waiting to pick up stuff from the supermarket next door. No amount of me yelling and screaming seems to have any effect. Suggestions welcome, preferably of the legal variety.
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Corny Joke Warning
at 19:48 16 Jun 2025

Yeah, and to that bastard who stole all my anti-depressants.

I hope you're happy.
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Friday Choons - English Folk
at 21:32 15 Jun 2025

This one relates the true story of an English soldier who stole someone's.identity after they were killed during 1WW and committed suicide after someone found him out decades later. Yes, a cheery tale!

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Corny Joke Warning
at 17:31 15 Jun 2025

My online tutor has informed me that because of autocorrect, I don't need to bother about learning how to spell.

For this advice, I am eternally grapefruit.
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Random irritations..
at 21:19 14 Jun 2025

Well now. I wandered into the new Spoons in Waterloo today.

Got a pint, sat down contemplating my sad life. etc

Then, surrounded by heavies, asked to leave.

I asked to see the manager.

He says, 'you're drunk'.

I asked' where's the evidence that I'm drunk?' Abusive? |Disorderly?

He says 'you're slurring your words' Out.

I swear on my mother's grave this is true. I'm gobsmacked.

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