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“Ginger Will Still’s Red and White Army”
at 15:23 16 Jul 2025

Red + white = ginger

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SFC Ticketing Site
at 11:02 16 Jul 2025

Saints would have to pay me to go to Northampton as it’s where all my wife’s crazy relatives live.

It’s the same reason I can’t go to Wrexham. I’d be worried about bumping into my Dad’s crazy Welsh relatives.

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Southampton Interested In A Central Defender ! Why !
at 10:59 16 Jul 2025

I’m still convinced that Christer Warren is going to be the GOAT.

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How many CB's do we need?
at 14:38 9 Jul 2025

Which one is that?

I think the jury is still out on them all.

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Our new sponsor
at 09:45 4 Jul 2025

I had the same thought yesterday but then I looked them both up.

The only thing they’ve got in common these days is the P&O bit.

I don’t like the sound of P&O Ferries’ approach to workers’ rights but we can’t blame P&O Cruises for that.

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Genoa Want Sulemana At All Costs
at 16:22 1 Jul 2025

Not sure I can trust someone called Zinny Boswell.

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Incompetent CEO Phil Parsons Needs Replacing
at 16:21 28 Jun 2025

What happened in 2013?

I’m confused.

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Why arn't all police armed with Tasers?
at 07:28 27 Jun 2025

The real crime is the lack of mental health provision.

I wouldn’t give the police any more powers as they’d probably just use them to strip search more black teenage girls in schools.

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Switzerlands Womens Team Lose 7-1 to U15 Boys side
at 07:34 26 Jun 2025

It’s obscene how much the men get paid though.

If I was a female footballer I’d want a piece of that action.

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Transfer Latest
at 07:33 26 Jun 2025

I’m amazed that anyone rates Sulemana.

He can run fast but that doesn’t make him a footballer.

He’s got no end product - he can’t pass, he can’t cross and he can’t shoot.

There’s a reason why we were able to get him in the first place.

No one else wanted him.

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Top 3 Biscuits That Should Headline Glastonbury.
at 18:55 23 Jun 2025

1. Oreo Speedwagon (Wheel)

BOGOF!

2. The Artful Jammy Dodger

3. Custard Cream

[Post edited 23 Jun 18:57]

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Rupert Lowe admits getting staff member to put down his Labrador with a shotgun
at 12:00 23 Jun 2025

I had to search for Rupert Lowe and labrador.

https://www.standard.co.uk/news/uk/rupert-lowe-admits-putting-down-labrador-with

[Post edited 23 Jun 12:00]

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Some day our princess will come..
at 16:49 18 Jun 2025

What’s he doing in Slovenia?

I’ve never been but it’s a nice place for a holiday apparently.

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Womans Attendances dropping
at 13:53 16 Jun 2025

It turns out they’ve got bigger balls than the lads too.

https://www.theguardian.com/football/2025/jun/15/angel-city-immigrants-shirt-soc

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Just when I thought the Honours System couldn’t get any less relevant.
at 12:03 14 Jun 2025

It’s almost as if it’s all a load of old shit.

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FIFA Club World Cup
at 08:59 11 Jun 2025

What about orange?

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Womans Attendances dropping
at 13:19 10 Jun 2025

Serves them right for being born with fannies.

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Knighthood For David Beckham
at 13:04 6 Jun 2025

Is it for services to extra-marital sex?

If so, yes.

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KWP
at 14:43 30 May 2025

PS. I was meaning to add that I’d class KWP as a faithful servant rather than a club legend. Good luck to him for his next move as he’s always done his best and never let us down in a really big way. He just didn’t have much help from the rest of the team.

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KWP
at 14:41 30 May 2025

I was talking really enthusiastically to a Latvian bloke at work about Pahars a little while back and I think I might have gone a bit over the top because he looked a bit scared. He calmed down a bit once he realized that I was no danger to him. He said hello to me when I saw him the other day so I think he’s forgiven me.

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