| food and drink that is just wrong 23:11 - May 29 with 10387 views | bob566 |
I'll start. Iron bru |  | | |  |
| food and drink that is just wrong on 14:16 - May 30 with 2476 views | smegma |
| food and drink that is just wrong on 05:33 - May 30 by PlanetHonneywood |
Balut - afertilised duck egg, much favoured in the Philippines and other south east Asian countries. Not tried it myself for obvious reasons!
Durian fruit - you can smell it a good 30 seconds before you see it. Stink is akin to that where someone ate 3kgs of Parmesan, threw up into a sweaty football sock, that had been left to fester for a week. Taste? Rank, pure and simple!
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Durian is the winner by a mile.
Once described thus 'looks like $hit, smells like $hit and tastes like $hit". Banned on the Singapore underground metro system. You're not even allowed to transport it in a bag!!!!!
The dictionary probably says 'putrid as in durian'. The smell can be noticed from 200 yards away as happened to me on approaching railway station about 25 years ago.
My wife loves it though. | | | |
| food and drink that is just wrong on 14:19 - May 30 with 2470 views | smegma |
| food and drink that is just wrong on 12:09 - May 30 by tonyQPR |
Fosters lager |
I'll run aisle you will have Guinness.
Like a homeless tramps 3 month old socks. | | | |
| food and drink that is just wrong on 14:22 - May 30 with 2467 views | Toast_R |
Was drinking Coors Light on Saturday for the Cup final. Wasn't too bad. Damme Cold - get it?
Still can't top Heineken though. |  | | |
| food and drink that is just wrong on 15:44 - May 30 with 2415 views | Pommyhoop |
Not long after I came out here Celtic were over pre season.My workmate was a Celtic supporter so we went with a couple of mates to see them play Brisbane Roar down at the suncorp. We got down the city nice and early for a drink up with the Bhoys . The main Irish Pub was doing a special low price on Guinness so we got on that..
The stadium only did VB on draught so we had to settle for that..Undrinkable mate.
Never touched it since.
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| food and drink that is just wrong on 17:27 - May 30 with 2368 views | Bluce_Ree |
There are three fairly basic foods that I can't be eating. In reverse order of filth.
3. Raw onions. F**k you and your f**king raw onions. Grill or fry that shit, c*nt. I can deal with cooked onions. Don't be lazy and chop the onion and then just fling that shit at me. Don't be putting your f*cking pungent filth in my salad and causing me stomach issues for the next 12 hours.
2. Coleslaw. The f**k is this shit? Mayo is already Satan's own cock juice but now you're putting in more shit to make it look like actual vomit?
1. Beetroot. You know who else likes beetroot? ISIS. It tastes like you're being mouthf*cked unconcious for a start. Then it's like John Carpenter's The Thing. It f**king infects everything on the plate. Got some nice chicken? Not anymore, c*nt. Now you've got a purple chicken that tastes of dirt. Not happy? Try a purple potato, prick!
So when I was a kid, like 5 years old or some shit, I was having school dinners. I finished everything but the beetroot (because even then I was smart as f**k). Anyway, I take my plate up to the dinner ladies. First thing you do is dump your knife and fork in vat of legionella water or something.
Then I give the woman my plate. She's like 'you didn't finish' and I'm like 'yeah I don't like beetroot.'
She makes me go back to my table and finish all the beetroot WITH MY DESSERT SPOON.
The only upside to this story is that she is most certainly dead. I can only hope she died miserable and/or on fire. C*nt. [Post edited 30 May 2017 17:29]
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| food and drink that is just wrong on 18:29 - May 30 with 2313 views | izlingtonhoop |
| food and drink that is just wrong on 17:27 - May 30 by Bluce_Ree |
There are three fairly basic foods that I can't be eating. In reverse order of filth.
3. Raw onions. F**k you and your f**king raw onions. Grill or fry that shit, c*nt. I can deal with cooked onions. Don't be lazy and chop the onion and then just fling that shit at me. Don't be putting your f*cking pungent filth in my salad and causing me stomach issues for the next 12 hours.
2. Coleslaw. The f**k is this shit? Mayo is already Satan's own cock juice but now you're putting in more shit to make it look like actual vomit?
1. Beetroot. You know who else likes beetroot? ISIS. It tastes like you're being mouthf*cked unconcious for a start. Then it's like John Carpenter's The Thing. It f**king infects everything on the plate. Got some nice chicken? Not anymore, c*nt. Now you've got a purple chicken that tastes of dirt. Not happy? Try a purple potato, prick!
So when I was a kid, like 5 years old or some shit, I was having school dinners. I finished everything but the beetroot (because even then I was smart as f**k). Anyway, I take my plate up to the dinner ladies. First thing you do is dump your knife and fork in vat of legionella water or something.
Then I give the woman my plate. She's like 'you didn't finish' and I'm like 'yeah I don't like beetroot.'
She makes me go back to my table and finish all the beetroot WITH MY DESSERT SPOON.
The only upside to this story is that she is most certainly dead. I can only hope she died miserable and/or on fire. C*nt. [Post edited 30 May 2017 17:29]
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Had a very similar experience in the infants involving something brown, creamy and housed in dust dusty pastry, which they called cheese flan...
That woman, who's name I do remember, wore those glasses that the old bag teacher on Please Sir did.
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When I started retching she got the message that I was serious about detesting it |  | | |
| food and drink that is just wrong on 18:37 - May 30 with 2302 views | JamesB1979 |
Strawberry daiquiri.....especially when everyone else in the round orders a pint | | | |
| food and drink that is just wrong on 20:01 - May 30 with 2273 views | michael67 |
| food and drink that is just wrong on 17:27 - May 30 by Bluce_Ree |
There are three fairly basic foods that I can't be eating. In reverse order of filth.
3. Raw onions. F**k you and your f**king raw onions. Grill or fry that shit, c*nt. I can deal with cooked onions. Don't be lazy and chop the onion and then just fling that shit at me. Don't be putting your f*cking pungent filth in my salad and causing me stomach issues for the next 12 hours.
2. Coleslaw. The f**k is this shit? Mayo is already Satan's own cock juice but now you're putting in more shit to make it look like actual vomit?
1. Beetroot. You know who else likes beetroot? ISIS. It tastes like you're being mouthf*cked unconcious for a start. Then it's like John Carpenter's The Thing. It f**king infects everything on the plate. Got some nice chicken? Not anymore, c*nt. Now you've got a purple chicken that tastes of dirt. Not happy? Try a purple potato, prick!
So when I was a kid, like 5 years old or some shit, I was having school dinners. I finished everything but the beetroot (because even then I was smart as f**k). Anyway, I take my plate up to the dinner ladies. First thing you do is dump your knife and fork in vat of legionella water or something.
Then I give the woman my plate. She's like 'you didn't finish' and I'm like 'yeah I don't like beetroot.'
She makes me go back to my table and finish all the beetroot WITH MY DESSERT SPOON.
The only upside to this story is that she is most certainly dead. I can only hope she died miserable and/or on fire. C*nt. [Post edited 30 May 2017 17:29]
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This reminds me of school rice pudding and semolina. That was just nasty stuff. Never ate it then and won't eat it now. Putting a blob of jam in the middle did not change it one iota. |  |
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| food and drink that is just wrong on 20:48 - May 30 with 2246 views | BlackCrowe |
Prosecco. Bland sodastream sh1t white wine. |  |
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| food and drink that is just wrong on 20:55 - May 30 with 2243 views | Monahoop |
| food and drink that is just wrong on 20:01 - May 30 by michael67 |
This reminds me of school rice pudding and semolina. That was just nasty stuff. Never ate it then and won't eat it now. Putting a blob of jam in the middle did not change it one iota. |
School rice pudding was good, l love rice pud, but semolina was the yukkiest of yuk. Just a plate of frog spawn really. Remember semolina? That was cack too.
Another real food and drink hate of mine is Bisto gravy, gravy it's not, it's slurry. How dare anyone pour that over a roast. Also Brown Sauce, another form of slurry and any beer by Smithwicks. |  |
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| food and drink that is just wrong on 22:40 - May 30 with 2184 views | E17hoop |
Celery. Just fúcking evil. Used to 'flavour' soup? No - used to destroy the taste of anything that is cooked in the proximity of it.
Coffee - I just don't get it. It tastes rank and the culture that goes around it is just unadulterated hype.
Nuts - none of them in any way shape or form with one exception where they're crushed, coated in chocolate, made into a pyramid shape and called Toblerone. |  |
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| food and drink that is just wrong on 23:33 - May 30 with 2145 views | QPR_John |
| food and drink that is just wrong on 17:27 - May 30 by Bluce_Ree |
There are three fairly basic foods that I can't be eating. In reverse order of filth.
3. Raw onions. F**k you and your f**king raw onions. Grill or fry that shit, c*nt. I can deal with cooked onions. Don't be lazy and chop the onion and then just fling that shit at me. Don't be putting your f*cking pungent filth in my salad and causing me stomach issues for the next 12 hours.
2. Coleslaw. The f**k is this shit? Mayo is already Satan's own cock juice but now you're putting in more shit to make it look like actual vomit?
1. Beetroot. You know who else likes beetroot? ISIS. It tastes like you're being mouthf*cked unconcious for a start. Then it's like John Carpenter's The Thing. It f**king infects everything on the plate. Got some nice chicken? Not anymore, c*nt. Now you've got a purple chicken that tastes of dirt. Not happy? Try a purple potato, prick!
So when I was a kid, like 5 years old or some shit, I was having school dinners. I finished everything but the beetroot (because even then I was smart as f**k). Anyway, I take my plate up to the dinner ladies. First thing you do is dump your knife and fork in vat of legionella water or something.
Then I give the woman my plate. She's like 'you didn't finish' and I'm like 'yeah I don't like beetroot.'
She makes me go back to my table and finish all the beetroot WITH MY DESSERT SPOON.
The only upside to this story is that she is most certainly dead. I can only hope she died miserable and/or on fire. C*nt. [Post edited 30 May 2017 17:29]
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I started to read this and could not believe it but it all came good in the end
3 Unbelievable Gods own vegetable cooked or raw
2 No strong views but tasty all the same
1 In spite of the above two you clearly have exceptionable taste, beetroot the food of the devil, evil in taste and texture. | | | |
| food and drink that is just wrong on 23:43 - May 30 with 2131 views | Bluce_Ree |
| food and drink that is just wrong on 22:40 - May 30 by E17hoop |
Celery. Just fúcking evil. Used to 'flavour' soup? No - used to destroy the taste of anything that is cooked in the proximity of it.
Coffee - I just don't get it. It tastes rank and the culture that goes around it is just unadulterated hype.
Nuts - none of them in any way shape or form with one exception where they're crushed, coated in chocolate, made into a pyramid shape and called Toblerone. |
Celery is f*cked. It's like a mouthful of wasps.
Coffee. Yep. Pure bullshit. It smells horrific. Tastes worse. I've tried putting in syrups and whatever. Shite.
Nuts are okay. Cashews are choice.
Toblerones are pure shit though. Worst chocolate ever. Firstly, it's f*cking impossible to get at. The peaks are too strong so when you snap them off it takes a second and the chocolate melts in your fingers. Then when you eat it you pulling foil off the fking thing forever.
When you do finally get a gob full of it, it's too sickly. Yet comes in stupid large sizes that would give anyone diabetes. Nah, Swiss filth. | |
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| food and drink that is just wrong on 00:00 - May 31 with 2116 views | Dorse |
Redbush tea. You know, for cunce. |  |
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| food and drink that is just wrong on 00:33 - May 31 with 2105 views | DannyPaddox |
| food and drink that is just wrong on 22:40 - May 30 by E17hoop |
Celery. Just fúcking evil. Used to 'flavour' soup? No - used to destroy the taste of anything that is cooked in the proximity of it.
Coffee - I just don't get it. It tastes rank and the culture that goes around it is just unadulterated hype.
Nuts - none of them in any way shape or form with one exception where they're crushed, coated in chocolate, made into a pyramid shape and called Toblerone. |
My routine/ ritual is two pots of rocket fuel espresso immediately on rising. This facilitates a huge and pleasureable dump. Then I leave the house. That's my coffee culture. |  | | |
| food and drink that is just wrong on 01:17 - May 31 with 2099 views | Boston |
| food and drink that is just wrong on 08:41 - May 30 by stowmarketrange |
Ham and pineapple pizza.
I mean,who puts something sweet on a pizza? |
Mrs Boston actually....before she became a Vegan. | |
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| food and drink that is just wrong on 06:13 - May 31 with 2082 views | distortR |
| food and drink that is just wrong on 15:44 - May 30 by Pommyhoop |
Not long after I came out here Celtic were over pre season.My workmate was a Celtic supporter so we went with a couple of mates to see them play Brisbane Roar down at the suncorp. We got down the city nice and early for a drink up with the Bhoys . The main Irish Pub was doing a special low price on Guinness so we got on that..
The stadium only did VB on draught so we had to settle for that..Undrinkable mate.
Never touched it since.
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lived in South Australia for a bit, you're viewed as a traitor if you drink this...........and it is effing awful. Now pass the Coopers...............
And Farmers Union Iced Coffee. Where's the thread for the product you really miss? | | | |
| food and drink that is just wrong on 10:18 - May 31 with 2029 views | aston_hoop |
Snails. why? Horrible little slimey bastards at the best of times but who looked at one and thought "oh yeah, that would be even better if we ate it". Don't get that one. |  |
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| food and drink that is just wrong on 10:38 - May 31 with 2020 views | CliveWilsonSaid |
Anchovies.
Coconut.
Marmalade. |  |
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| food and drink that is just wrong on 16:33 - May 31 with 1943 views | Bluce_Ree |
| food and drink that is just wrong on 10:38 - May 31 by CliveWilsonSaid |
Anchovies.
Coconut.
Marmalade. |
Anchovies are indeed wrong. Wrong describes them perfectly.
Marmalade is straight shit but I can mess with lime marmalade. Orange though? Nah.
No issue with coconut as a flavour. A while back Kit Kat Chunky did a flavour vote thing. The plebs voted for mint because they suck c*ck constantly and need to freshen up. The coconut flavour was king though. | |
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| food and drink that is just wrong on 17:17 - May 31 with 1918 views | CliveWilsonSaid |
| food and drink that is just wrong on 16:33 - May 31 by Bluce_Ree |
Anchovies are indeed wrong. Wrong describes them perfectly.
Marmalade is straight shit but I can mess with lime marmalade. Orange though? Nah.
No issue with coconut as a flavour. A while back Kit Kat Chunky did a flavour vote thing. The plebs voted for mint because they suck c*ck constantly and need to freshen up. The coconut flavour was king though. |
I once had a pizza with about 20 Anchovy fillets laid out on top and it put me off for life. Just rank! In small measures I can just about cope with them, chopped up in a sauce or salad.
Oranges I eat daily. Marmalade is one of those things I try periodically, thinking that I might like it this time. Never have though!
Coconut milk, cream and water I don't mind - I love coconut in curry - but the actual meat, I can't stand the taste or texture.
Another one...
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| food and drink that is just wrong on 17:57 - May 31 with 1899 views | bob566 |
| food and drink that is just wrong on 17:17 - May 31 by CliveWilsonSaid |
I once had a pizza with about 20 Anchovy fillets laid out on top and it put me off for life. Just rank! In small measures I can just about cope with them, chopped up in a sauce or salad.
Oranges I eat daily. Marmalade is one of those things I try periodically, thinking that I might like it this time. Never have though!
Coconut milk, cream and water I don't mind - I love coconut in curry - but the actual meat, I can't stand the taste or texture.
Another one...
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I've been waiting for pot noodles to appear. Absolute gash. Really salty and noodles that turn to mush. | | | |
| food and drink that is just wrong on 18:07 - May 31 with 1895 views | easthertsr |
For goodness sake people! Lots of stuff mentioned so far I like to eat . What is the problem in other people eating food they like that you don't? I could list lots of things that I dislike, but if others like it so what? No food or drink is just wrong, just individual's attitude to it! | | | |
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