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Transcript from cassette tape 16:55 - Jan 22 with 1654 viewsSparkfilmsTV

We are having to return you to your parent club

Mm

You know why don't you

Yeah

Have you got anything to say?

Yeah

What is it?

I think they set you up

What do you mean?

I have got some nasty habits

Do you mean like the one you demonstrated on Saturday?

No, not that

What for instance?

I've got issues

What kind of issues?

I want to kill someone

I hope you don't want to kill me

No, not you

I hope there is no one at this football club you want to kill

No, l like it here

Anyone down the road?

Yeah

Do you think you need help lad?

Yeah

Have your club given you any help?

Yeah

What help was that?

They had me sectioned

When was that?

Last season

Did it help?

I escaped after a couple of days and went back to the training ground

Were they surprised to see you?

A couple of them ran away

I am at a loss lad, you are a good player

Yeah, but when l get the red mist l am capable of anything

Yes

It was me that burned down that warehouse in Stowmarket

I saw that on the news

And the one in Lawford

You have been busy

Yeah
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Transcript from cassette tape on 17:11 - Jan 22 with 1651 viewsSparkfilmsTV

COLCHESTER TAXI DRIVERS IN CONVERSATION

I was coming up past the football ground

Yeah

And there's a fella run out in front of me

Yeah

Waving me down like

Yeah, well you are a xxxxxxx taxi

Yeah l know

And

Well, it was about half time and the geezer was wearing the full kit and booted up like

Whose kit?

Well, Colchester United

It could have been that patient from Severalls

No not him - he's about 70

How old was this bloke then?

About late twenties

Yeah, go on

So 'e says - get me to the xxxxxxx railway station as soon as you can

Was he carrying anything?

He had a bag

Yeah

So he gets in and says he was playing and got taken off

Yeah

And he is cutting his loan short

What xxxxxxx loan is he talking about?

xxxxxx if l know

What, like a bank loan or something?

I dunno mate, but I'll tell you what

What?

He said the Manager who took him off is a xxxx
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Transcript from cassette tape on 17:37 - Jan 22 with 1637 viewsSparkfilmsTV

COLCHESTER UNITED PLAYERS IN CONVERSATION

You had a good game for a fella on two hours sleep

Aye, 'twas a good job their keeper xxxxxxx went to sleep when you put the cross over

Not just the keeper, the left back seemed distracted by something

I know that xxxx 'e used ta play in same league as me

Wot, the xxxxxxx Sunday league

Naye, the xxxxxxx Highland League

Why do they call it that?

Cos it's xxxxxxx high up

Wot, like mountains 'an that

Yo

Wot you doin tonight, bet you're 'aving a good kip

Naye, I'm going to watch Cat Genetica

Cat xxxxxxx wot?

Cat Genetica

I ain't bin to the pictures for ages

It ain't no xxxxxxx film

Wot is it then?

A band

Wot, like the marching band at Layer Road?

Naye, a xxxxxxx full on floor show 'an the full xxxxxxx works

Oh

Why don't yae come?

Do you think the boss would mind?

Naye, he couldn't give a xxxx what ya do on Saturday night

Did you pick up your programme?

Naye

They spelt my name wrong

How do yae know that, you can't xxxxxxx spell

I can spell me name

Look at that xxxx, on the wrong side of the xxxxxxx road

Mm

Did you see their Manager throw a bucket of xxxxxxx water over their number 4?

Wot, the ginger one?

Aye

Na, missed that

The xxxx kicked me on the right calf in the first fifteen minutes

Oh

I said to the xxxx if you xxxxxxx do that again I'll finish yer career 'an yer xxxxxxx married life

He was quiet

'E xxxxxxx was after l spoke to 'im - took xxxx all notice of the ref
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Transcript from cassette tape on 18:09 - Jan 23 with 1536 viewsSparkfilmsTV

COLCHESTER FOOTBALLER DAMAGES PROPERTY

xxxx me - what's happened in here?

I've bin practising

Practising xxxxxxx wot, smashing your girlfriend's flat up?

I bin tryin to do those body flips you do when you score

Why?

If l score l wanna do one

How are you gonna score?

I dunno

What time does she get back?

About half five

Let me see if the Tele is working

We only got it last week

It's xxxxed

She's gonna go apeship

The xxxxxxx stereo is xxxxed as well - why didn't you stop?

I got carried away

I dunno what we can do mate

I got carried away 'cos the boss said l can take the free kicks from the right on Tuesday night and one may go in

Go in where?

In the goal like

Dream on, you don't know where the xxxxxxx goal is

I nearly scored Saturday

I didn't nearly score, l did score

Yeah you did bro

xxxx me, you've xxxxxxx smashed up the kitchen as well

Have l?

Have you been practising all over the flat?

Not just the flat, in the launderette too.

Where's the budgie?

I dunno

Looks like you've broken the cage too

Do you think it's got out?

Well, it ain't in there

She thinks more of the budgie than she thinks of me

Well, we better find the xxxxxxx thing

Shall l look out of the window?

Yeah

Oh, there it is - sitting on that car

You better go down there and call it or something

What should l call?

Just call it's xxxxxxx name
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Transcript from cassette tape on 18:34 - Jan 23 with 1531 viewsSparkfilmsTV

I got it, l got it

Got what?

The budgie

Thank xxxx

What shall l do with it?

Well, try putting back in the cage

Ok

You'll have to make something up mate

Like what?

Say a Cardiff fan broke into the flat

Mm

She might go for that

Yeah, she might, she knows they don't like me

Put the kettle on and do me a coffee, that is if the xxxxxxx thing is still working

I dunno how to make coffee, she does all that

All that? There's xxxx all to it

Show me, will yer 'cause she thinks l can do stuff but as l get tired due to my running around 'an that and she does fings for me

You put water in the kettle first, like this

I ain't done that before

How old are you?

Nineteen l think

You think, don't you xxxxxxx know?

I don't like numbers 'an that

xxxx me, you better tell Ipswich Town you can't make a cup of coffee and they might have second thoughts

They won't ask me to make coffee will they? Do you think they are still interested in me?

I dunno mate

They were watching me again on Saturday

Well you need to xxxxxxx sharpen up

Yeah

How many sugars do you take?

Five

xxxxxxx five? You will have to do with one like me
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Transcript from cassette tape on 18:56 - Jan 23 with 1520 viewsSparkfilmsTV

COLCHESTER UNITED PLAYER FOUND ASLEEP IN CHANGING ROOM

Hey, wake up mate

Had a late one

How late?

All xxxxxxx night late

How come?

East Hill

East Hill?

Yeah

What goes on down East Hill on a Friday night?

Every xxxxxxx thing

I ain't heard about none of that

Card school

Card school?

Yeah and women

Women?

Yeah

How did you get on?

I xxxxxxx spxxxed all me xxxxxxx wages 'an me xxxxxxx bonus

xxxx me, l dunno what to say

Ain't xxxx all anyone can say

You look xxxxed

Yeah, there was an orgy too

A xxxxxxx orgy?

Yeah

How many?

Too many to count

xxxxxxx hell mate, how you gonna play?

I dunno
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Transcript from cassette tape on 15:11 - Jan 24 with 1477 viewsSparkfilmsTV

GRAPHIC WAREHOUSE PA / Trips to London

What do you think I've got here?

A two hour boob job by the look of it, not that you need one

Look

Close the door, in fact you had better lock it

Well?

How much is in there?

Twenty three grand

I'll get in put in the safe

Have l been a good girl?

Yes and No

When are we going up the smoke again?

Friday

Where are we going?

Not far from Liverpool Street

To the photography studio?

No

Where?

To see Bob

He scares me

And me

The way he bangs his fist on the table

Yeah

He knocked the coffee over

Yeah

I thought you were helping Colchester United

I am

Not Oxford United?

No

That woman looked at me funny

Yeah

Who is she?

Bob's daughter

Does she work there?

On occasion

What does she do?

It's more like what she pretends to do

Where has Bob's lovely pot plant gone?

Out of the window

What are those black things hanging down his shirt?

Braces

Oh, can't he drive then?

Not sure, why?

Billy drives him everywhere

Yeah

I'm going to get a bag of quavers, do you want anything?

No thanks
[Post edited 24 Jan 15:13]
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