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Reply | Tigers at Layer Road
at 11:22 28 Sep 2025
SWOOP
'That was quite a night'.
SQUORK
'A whistle stop tour of Colchester circa 1904'.
SWOOP
'The couple certainly got around the old town'.
SQUORK
''Well, we heard the sound of a horse and cart passing the Railway Mission Hall but it was nowhere to be seen'. |
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Reply | Tigers at Layer Road
at 22:36 27 Sep 2025
SWOOP
'What's that little gleam of light coming up from behind the gravestone?'
SQUORK
'I'll pop down and take a look'.
SWOOP
'What do you make of it?'
SQUORK
'Tis a brand new half crown coin and it seems to have magical powers'.
SWOOP
'What kind of magical powers?'
SQUORK
'It reflects light off the stars and creates a pathway that we should follow'. [Post edited 27 Sep 22:38]
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Reply | Tigers at Layer Road
at 20:44 27 Sep 2025
SWOOP
'Oh look, there is the scarf that gentleman was wearing - he has left it on the gravestone'.
SQUORK
'And the lady has left a jar of marmalade nearby'. |
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Reply | Message from Swoop and Squork
at 20:39 27 Sep 2025
Hello to you folk in Derby.
Thanks for following our journey last night.
Swoop and Squork,
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Reply | Tigers at Layer Road
at 17:11 27 Sep 2025
SWOOP
'That was a very stylish coat the gentleman was wearing'.
SQUORK
'Bolshevik'.
SWOOP
'We should return tonight'.
SQUORK
'I'll gather some munchies for the event'. [Post edited 27 Sep 17:25]
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Reply | Tigers at Layer Road
at 16:12 27 Sep 2025
SWOOP
'Well Squork, we don't see many women with an ostrich feather in their hat smoking a pipe'.
SQUORK
'We've seen a few modern day women smoking a crack pipe though'.
SWOOP
'Indeed we have'. |
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Reply | Tigers at Layer Road
at 07:03 27 Sep 2025
SWOOP
''Well nothing happened until just after 3am'.
SQUORK
'Then the faint sound of voices coming from the gravestones in the corner'.
SWOOP
'And shadowy outlines of two figures sitting together'.
SQUORK
'Then gradually their voices got louder'.
SWOOP
'And the figures came into focus'.
SQUORK
'And the woman had a cat under her coat'.
[Post edited 27 Sep 7:05]
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Reply | Tigers at Layer Road
at 22:01 26 Sep 2025
SWOOP
'A safe arrival at the Church of St Leonard's'.
SQUORK
'Now all we have to do is wait'.
SWOOP
'Let's have a little snack'.
SQUORK
'Good idea'. |
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Reply | Tigers at Layer Road
at 15:58 26 Sep 2025
SWOOP
'We'll need to take a packed supper for tonight'.
SQUORK
'Yeah, how about some fish finger sandwiches and a few sea weed rolls'.
SWOOP
'Mmmm....and a slice of cherry cake'.
SQUORK
'Do we possess extra sensory powers Swoop?'
SWOOP
'We may find out later'. |
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Reply | Tigers at Layer Road
at 14:43 26 Sep 2025
SWOOP
'That was some meeting'.
SQUORK
'Yeah, a special assignment tonight'.
SWOOP
'And spooky too'.
SQUORK
'Mmmm....a step into the unknown'. |
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Reply | Tigers at Layer Road
at 10:58 26 Sep 2025
SWOOP
'It's Friday, that means we have an editorial meeting to attend at HQ'.
SQUORK
'Will we need ID Swoop?'
SWOOP
'Not yet, but we might need bio metric feathers in the future'.
SQUORK
'Do you think Shark Eyes has a future?'
SWOOP
'He is as dead as a dodo'. |
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Reply | Tigers at Layer Road
at 08:14 26 Sep 2025
SWOOP
'I dreamt we flew to heaven in the night Squork'.
SQUORK
'Is it a long way?'
SWOOP
'Didn't seem so'.
SQUORK
'What's it like up there?'
SWOOP
'There was a giant radio and everyone was listening to Single Girl by Sandy Posey'.
SQUORK
'Oh, that's one of our ancestor's favourite songs from those halcyon days'. [Post edited 26 Sep 11:03]
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Reply | Tigers at Layer Road
at 22:46 25 Sep 2025
SWOOP
'Just imagine....someone throwing pieces of paper out of their window'.
SQUORK
'Yeah'.
SWOOP
'And a couple of months later they hear all these words they have written on the radio in a song'.
SQUORK
'Yeah'.
SWOOP
'And they might think someone has picked them up'.
SQUORK
'Yeah'.
SWOOP
'And done a William Burroughs on them.'
SQUORK
'Cut and paste'.
SWOOP
'Yeah ....and they might wonder if anyone has claimed the royalties - should any be forthcoming'.
SQUORK
'Well, they wouldn't guess they had been ripped off by two seagulls'.
SWOOP
'No, l suppose not'. [Post edited 25 Sep 22:49]
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Reply | Tigers at Layer Road
at 12:33 25 Sep 2025
SWOOP
'We've been waiting all night for this Squork - go fetch'.
SQUORK
'This is written in charcoal by the looks of things'.
SWOOP
'So what do we have?'
SQUORK
'Let's cool things down a little
Lower the temperature by a few degrees'
SWOOP
'And?'
SQUORK
'And nothing - that's it'.
SWOOP
'Well, let's get to work and see if we can make anything of our finds'.
SQUORK
'Will we make the Canadian Billboard Top Hundred again Swoop?'
SWOOP
'Unlikely, l think our last effort was a flash in the pan'. |
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Reply | Tigers at Layer Road
at 22:29 24 Sep 2025
SWOOP
'Another piece of paper has floated out Squork - go get'.
SQUORK
'It's in red pen this time'.
SWOOP
'What have we got?'
SQUORK
We have -
'You don't have to try very hard
In fact you don''t need to try at all'
SWOOP
'What can we do with that?'
SQUORK
'Not sure - let's wait and see if there is any more'. |
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Reply | Good Morning USA!
at 22:18 24 Sep 2025
There was also a reference to the history of the club in the statement.
So how come some of that history was found in a building skip close to the reception area about eight seasons ago? |
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Reply | Tigers at Layer Road
at 21:01 24 Sep 2025
SWOOP
'Oh look Squork, a piece of paper has dropped out of that sash window and landed by the bench - let's go see....'.
SQUORK
'It's scribbled in blue'.
SWOOP
'Is it from a secret agent?'
SQUORK
'It looks like someone is experimenting with some songs lyrics'.
SWOOP
'What do we have?'
SQUORK
'It says -
'Open the sash window a little
I need to sample the sea breeze
I don't scare easy
But you sure scare me'.
SWOOP
'Maybe someone discarded it and threw it out Squork'.
SQUORK
'Mmmmm....l wonder if we can work with it and get it across to Canada?: |
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Reply | Good Morning USA!
at 14:42 24 Sep 2025
I had to check back, and yeah - it really does refer to a multi faceted revenue model.
That's a multi faceted revenue model that has managed to built up some of the biggest debt in a football club at Colchester United's level anywhere in the world. |
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Reply | Tigers at Layer Road
at 08:18 24 Sep 2025
SWOOP
'Do you recall all the police persons arriving at the landfill in Stanway?'
SQUORK
'Yea...they found a person with the person bit missing'.
SWOOP
'What is a person without a person Squork?'
SQUORK
'Person parts?' |
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Reply | Tigers at Layer Road
at 21:33 23 Sep 2025
SWOOP
'Do you recall the persons who went into the toilets near the boating lake in Lower Castle Park before the toilet doors were locked?'
SQUORK
'And after about twenty minutes five of them would come out and pretend they were in a zombie movie'.
SWOOP
'And several of them would fall in the lake and disturb our duck friends'.
SQUORK
'It reminded me of our flights out to Hollesley Bay and the Spice Run'. |
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