| Ratners Fire Sale 07:33 - Sep 25 with 852 views | TheOldOakTree |
A Jewel of the EFL – The eternal gift to our rivals, we might as well save them the trouble:
“What am I bid for this Opal Corsa of the EFL”
“I see ‘Jewels’ Verne has a new book – Hawking the club around the world in 80 days”
“ Jade’d football club for sale”
“The Alf Garnet of the EFL”
This is too easy!
“….going the same way as Rushden and Diamonds”
“Blue and white Sierra Sapphire, one careless owner, sold for scrap”
“More like Jimmy Jewel of the EFL”
“The ‘pearl necklace’ of the EFL”
“The multifaceted cubic zirconia of the EFL”
“Oi, mate, your DoubleDiamond’s gone off”
“….going the same way as Opal Fruits”
“Last nights Ruby Murray of the EFL”
“The single mums drinking White Diamond in the park of the EFL”
“ I hear Jennifer Topaz is going to buy us”
“Just like the jewel, our No.9 has been flawed again”
Our club has become a comedy goldmine.
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| Ratners Fire Sale on 10:07 - Sep 25 with 780 views | TheOldOakTree |
At least it explains why I have to get 'stoned' to watch the U’s.
“Do ya, do ya, do ya, do ya! Know what you're doing, doing to me! Ruby, Ruby, Ruby, Ruby”
“The rhinestone cowboys”
We’ve signed up for a bottomless pit of pisstaking.
What odds that it's a consortium of Ron Martin and David Sheepshags that puts in the highest bid? [Post edited 25 Sep 10:52]
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| Ratners Fire Sale on 10:55 - Sep 25 with 752 views | TheOldOakTree |
Update from S@therb#s on the auction.
As global interest in the crown jewels of world football continues to rise, I have heard rumours that the leading bid so far, is 15’ 8” of string (used) and a scabby goat, from an Ethiopian snow shoe magnate, with a fetish for all things multifaceted (his brother is a baggage handler at Gatwick, so we could be on a winner here).
P.S. You would be correct in assuming that the weather hasn't improved over here. | | | |
| Ratners Fire Sale on 11:13 - Sep 25 with 743 views | TheOldOakTree |
Apparently, there’s a rocking horse manure salesman in Tasmania that’s particularly interested in the diversified revenue model. | | | |
| Ratners Fire Sale on 11:36 - Sep 25 with 718 views | TheOldOakTree |
Another one that’s been hooked by the inspired Gatwick angle. An Albanian arms dealer with a contract to supply the Andorran Navy with parachutes. Apparently his girlfriend lost her virginity in the South Terminal baggage reclaim.
P.S. Oh, I think the sun might be coming out at last. | | | |
| Ratners Fire Sale on 13:11 - Sep 25 with 680 views | TheOldOakTree |
I’m not sure how accurate my sources are, but I have been told that Ponce Andrew might be trying to contact the club with some questions about the academy? Does anyone know if it’s just the men’s team it serves?
Apparently, Some of this chums are interested in investing and for a significant 'introduction fee', he can set something up.
Again, the proximity of Gatwick and hence also the Woking pizza emporium is a major plus. | | | |
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