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Reply | So what's the new song ?
at 20:25 17 Jul 2025
Whatever is sung should be in a warbly nasal Edith Piaff voice. Standards, you see. |
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Reply | If we were never born
at 20:22 16 Jul 2025
Imagine how awful you'd been in a previous life to be reincarnated as a Ch****a fan?
If life is energy, then it can only be converted, not destroyed. Maybe there's something in this reincarnation lark? |
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Reply | Joe Walsh
at 10:12 13 Jul 2025
The clickbait is real.
I first saw it on Football League World, where it was basically a '2 + 2 = suburban swingers' piece. QPR sign young development keeper + Cooper has good loan + Walsh signs new contract = QPR planning to sell Nardi. No sources, nothing to support their conclusion.
I'd be very surprised if we let Nardi leave at this stage. Nardi, for all his faults, has over 300 league appearances and keeps getting gigs as a first choice keeper.Cashing in now, in favour of Walsh seems counter intuitive. For comparison, at 23 yrs old Walsh has career 26 League appearances, of which 25 are in the National League, National League South or League 2. Our own Murphy Cooper, at exactly the same age, has got 75 league appearances, including 60 in League 1 (37) and League 2. He'll pick up even more this season at Barnsley
Walsh might well be a good keeper but his profile doesn't fit the 'needs Championship experience' template. |
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Reply | Pink and Black halves
at 17:22 11 Jul 2025
If your bollocks are two different colours, you might need to see a doctor. |
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Reply | Online Dating Apps (*NON QPR)
at 17:20 11 Jul 2025
'Single woman, 47, lives alone, excessively flared nostrils, likes hamsters, violence and carpet bowls seeks 21 year old male underwear model for friendship, maybe more'.
'Are you looking at me? Because I've been watching you. For the last 6 months. From your front garden. Every night. Call now before I go back to Broadmoor'.
'Fat bloke seeks shag. Not fussy'. |
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Reply | Webinars
at 20:41 9 Jul 2025
To be fair, the neighbours would probably appreciate it. I'll give it a go, but I'm keeping the bowler hat and flippers. |
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Reply | Webinars
at 19:16 9 Jul 2025
So, you're saying my megaphone might not be the best option? |
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Reply | Taylor Richards finally going?
at 18:41 7 Jul 2025
I don't know his situation but, even if he's not going to have his contract renewed, we're still paying him. If he's fit and, more importantly, not blocking someone else's progression, I can understand the decision to play him for 45 mins in what is really just a training session.
Realistically, proving he's fit and (semi) firing in preseason gives us a shot of moving him on. Low risk to us; potential reward? Better than a kick in the slats. |
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Reply | New Spoons….
at 23:39 5 Jul 2025
One has to wipe one's feet on exit. |
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Reply | New Spoons….
at 18:21 5 Jul 2025
'A Wetherspoons? Here? Whatever next? Just you wait till I tell Jasper, Hesquith and Giles.' |
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Reply | How optimistic are you now?
at 13:09 2 Jul 2025
'So, explain to me again Aubrey: you say they sang a lament about a Catalan immigrant who, despite his loathing of Chelsea, still pined for the libations and home cookery of his village? How delightfully recherche...!' |
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Reply | Source (credibility) effect
at 22:22 1 Jul 2025
I tend to clatter about breaking things, occasionally stopping to eat. Then I have a bit of a kip. |
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Reply | How optimistic are you now?
at 12:57 30 Jun 2025
I am always optimistic at this time of year. Then the season starts and the existential dread begins its slow, creeping work.
Good things: actual signings who have legs that move and everything.
Bad things: we said that last year.
Favourite things: brown-paper packages tied up with string etc. |
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Reply | Mbengue capture a positive sign of lessons learned at QPR - Signing
at 12:53 27 Jun 2025
Drip.. drip... drip...
I bet Clive dreads the Twitter alert. 
Coming soon: Mavis replaced as tea lady by Lazarus Fnurgh (the F is silent) as Chief Rehydration Technical Officer; Nourry announces new cones at the training ground via megaphone from the top of the Shard; Jimmy Dunne has shave - LIVE updates as it happens etc |
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Reply | Good Looking Bastards
at 17:46 25 Jun 2025
For the record Steve, I did not spill your pint. Sir. |
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