 | Forum Reply | Coventry City 7 Queens Park Rangers 1 – Report at 08:20 25 Aug 2025
Thanks Jamie - having to live through that twice is beyond the call of duty. Great work. Clive - QPR can (and probably will) disappear smartly up their own central orifice. You, on the other hand, are not required to join them. Look after yourself brother. May your Peroni be cold and your Nandos be ever cheeky. |
 | Forum Reply | Protesting together at 16:43 24 Aug 2025
Tennis balls? Teddy bears? What we need is that bloke who stuck a flare up his arse performing his party piece in front of the directors box. The sight of a scorched barse and the rich aroma of burnt anus hair should get the point across. |
 | Forum Reply | Protesting together at 09:12 24 Aug 2025
Ooh, got another one. Get QPR Flags to put one together that just says 'Seven. Bloody. ONE...?' |
 | Forum Reply | Protesting together at 09:08 24 Aug 2025
Coordinated mooning at the director's box. Do it right and it could be like a Mexican wave. The entire ground sat in deathly silence for the entire game, staring intently at Nourry, not even breaking eye contact to swig from smuggled-in bottles of Vimto. Every now and then, someone belches 'Bollocks'. Get that div who plays trumpet in the England band ('banned') to play Pigbag in a tragic minor key throughout the game, whilst we hold up pictures of George Kulcsar, Gus Caesar and Tamas Priskin. Stink bombs. Thousands of them. |
 | Forum Reply | Le shrug on todays catastrophuck at 07:45 24 Aug 2025
Kick the fck out of him until they get tired, injured or go down with cramp. Which, unlike our players, they won't. |
Please log in to use all the site's facilities |  | Dorse
|
Site ScoresPrediction League: | 0 | TOTAL: | 0 |
|