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Protesting together
at 09:46 25 Aug 2025

And demolished if we don't.
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Christian Nourry to start the next Match Thread
at 09:42 25 Aug 2025

Welease Woger (of the Waj)!
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Christian Nourry to start the next Match Thread
at 08:24 25 Aug 2025

I take cash, German lager, book tokens...
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Coventry City 7 Queens Park Rangers 1 – Report
at 08:20 25 Aug 2025

Thanks Jamie - having to live through that twice is beyond the call of duty. Great work.

Clive - QPR can (and probably will) disappear smartly up their own central orifice. You, on the other hand, are not required to join them. Look after yourself brother. May your Peroni be cold and your Nandos be ever cheeky.
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Protesting together
at 16:43 24 Aug 2025

Tennis balls? Teddy bears? What we need is that bloke who stuck a flare up his arse performing his party piece in front of the directors box. The sight of a scorched barse and the rich aroma of burnt anus hair should get the point across.
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Protesting together
at 10:57 24 Aug 2025

I accept. You'll barely regret it.
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Protesting together
at 09:12 24 Aug 2025

Ooh, got another one. Get QPR Flags to put one together that just says 'Seven. Bloody. ONE...?'
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Protesting together
at 09:08 24 Aug 2025

Coordinated mooning at the director's box. Do it right and it could be like a Mexican wave.

The entire ground sat in deathly silence for the entire game, staring intently at Nourry, not even breaking eye contact to swig from smuggled-in bottles of Vimto. Every now and then, someone belches 'Bollocks'.

Get that div who plays trumpet in the England band ('banned') to play Pigbag in a tragic minor key throughout the game, whilst we hold up pictures of George Kulcsar, Gus Caesar and Tamas Priskin.

Stink bombs. Thousands of them.
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Le shrug on todays catastrophuck
at 07:45 24 Aug 2025

Kick the fck out of him until they get tired, injured or go down with cramp. Which, unlike our players, they won't.
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It's only August and Julien is already being sent to Coventry - Match Thread
at 18:37 23 Aug 2025

'Reader, I married him...'

'And they all lived happily ever after. In a padded cell on a dangerous amount of anti-psychotics...'

'...But it was all a dream. You know, one of those dreams where you dream you've pissed yourself'.
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What went so wrong today?
at 18:31 23 Aug 2025

'What Went So Wrong..?'

Title of the QPR sex tape.
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It's only August and Julien is already being sent to Coventry - Match Thread
at 16:50 23 Aug 2025

We always lose when Kone scores.
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It's only August and Julien is already being sent to Coventry - Match Thread
at 16:38 23 Aug 2025

Box office Connor.
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It's only August and Julien is already being sent to Coventry - Match Thread
at 16:30 23 Aug 2025

Watching Pornhub to see if the shafting we're currently taking is comparable
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It's only August and Julien is already being sent to Coventry - Match Thread
at 16:26 23 Aug 2025

Utter, utter shite. The whole lot.
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It's only August and Julien is already being sent to Coventry - Match Thread
at 16:24 23 Aug 2025

Dembele needs putting out of our misery. Absolute shocker.
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It's only August and Julien is already being sent to Coventry - Match Thread
at 16:09 23 Aug 2025

Charles Hawtree vs Chuck Norris.
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It's only August and Julien is already being sent to Coventry - Match Thread
at 15:44 23 Aug 2025

And these are professional footballers, you say?
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It's only August and Julien is already being sent to Coventry - Match Thread
at 15:37 23 Aug 2025

Oh fck this shit.
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It's only August and Julien is already being sent to Coventry - Match Thread
at 15:36 23 Aug 2025

Dembele is really pissing me off.
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