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Or, if we ask really nicely, perhaps we could persuade the people smugglers to do a round trip special and take Solak, the rest of the SR muppets and 'we can't compete' Parsons back over to France. From the beach they will be landed on the can hitch a lift as far as Lens or Lille and set about taking one or both of those clubs to Ligue Trois.
And a Channel joke for the rally, just to lighten the mood:
An English cat called one, two, three and a French cat called un, deux, trois have a race across the Channel Which cat wins, and why? The English cat one, two, three wins Un, deux, trois cat sank
In another thread on this forum I said: What worries me under SR is not how far we have fallen but how much further we have to fall.
As you say, we seem to be doing a passable impersonation of Luton at times this season, the examples I used in the other thread were Oldham and Wimbledon who were both among the 22 founder members of the Premier League, and look where they ended up!
What worries me under SR is not how far we have fallen but how much further we have to fall. You rightly mention Leicester from 9 years ago but (not in the same time frame) look what happened to Oldham, one of the founder members of the PL along with Wimbledon, another founder member. Of the PL's 22 founder members only half are still top flight today.
Under SR the future really is beginning to worry me as they never seem to learn from their major mistakes no matter how obvious the situation is to the rest of us, such as the need to bring in proven goalscorers not dross like Damien Downs.
Very sad indeed. We had Fraser Forster, Virgil van Dijk (captain), Pierre-Emile Hojbjerg, James Ward-Prowse, Oriol Romeu & Dušan Tadić playing that night. Not one of those players has been replaced like for like, always downgrades as our beloved club slips further and further into to the tar pit of mediocrity, not just under SR but also under the previous administration. Whilst I had a degree of sympathy with Gao as the Chinese government threw a completely unexpected spanner in the works, just a few days after he took over, by deciding with immediate effect that they would no longer allow Gao and others to spend their fortunes outside of China, even making specific reference to not allowing them to invest any money in clubs in the PL or other top European leagues. SR on the other hand I have no sympathy for whatsoever as they drive this club further and further downwards with their idiotic decision making which outweighs the occasional thing they get right about 10 > 1.
Apparently the first thing CS did was sack a group of rebel workers who kept pi@@ing in the crisp packets just before they were sealed up at the end of the production line.
The rebels weren’t worried, they all went and got jobs at Golden Wonder 😀
When the Beeb interviewed her long time partner about how they first met they said ''I first saw Millie from a distance, her hair blowing gently in the warm summer breeze, it was love at first sight, I just knew she was a keeper''
My mate went to the doctor and said I keep thinking my c0ck is a steering wheel and it’s driving me nuts.
When I was young I wanted the game Operation for Christmas, I had to wait three years for it…
Every time my mate farted it sounded distinctly like a Honda moped. He went to the doctor who examined him and said you’ve got an abscess that’s causing the problem. My mate said OK, but why do I sound like a Honda moped? The doctor said it’s because of the old Chinese proverb - abscess makes the fart go Honda 😀
Spot on Dirk, Sam Amo-Ameyaw being a prime recent example. We ship out quality youngsters like Sam AA and Dom B buy dross like Downs. It just beggars belief.
Spot on Dirk, Sam Amo-Ameyaw being a prime recent example. We ship out quality youngsters like Sam AA and Dom B buy dross like Downs. It just beggars belief.
Wouldn’t be the first time, from memory, the last time we started a season in League 1 we did so with a points deduction which is why it took us two seasons to get back up to the Championship. Got a feeling it was for going into administration which led to a points deduction whilst the dodgy Sk8’s down the road were committing far worse in terms of financial improprieties and getting away with it because they were In the PL boys club. All a bit hazy now so I stand to be corrected if ai am wrong.