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Thread | Starmer/Macrons very cunning plan….
at 15:46 10 Jul 2025
We send them 50 migrants a week, they send 50 back. And we pay £800 million for the privilege. Meanwhile 220 have been picked up in the last hour alone.
They are a pair of geniuses. What would we do without them? |
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Thread | Modric
at 15:57 22 May 2025
Can’t see him joining us as nice as it would be but a question springs to mind, has there ever been a situation at a high level in football where one of the owners actually played for the club?
Would it be a first? |
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Thread | Lineker finally sacked
at 11:49 19 May 2025
For posting a video rife with the sort of offensive imagery we saw in Germany in the 1930’s. He claimed he didn’t realise that a picture of a rat next to Jewish people might have negative connotations.
If he really is that thick then he certainly doesn’t have the knowledge or intelligence to lecture the public in the first place.
He will now leave the bbc “earlier than expected”. |
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Thread | Is Putin a massive yellow bellied coward?
at 22:51 14 May 2025
Peace talks happening in Istanbul in an attempt to stop the evil Russian aggression in Ukraine. Putin was the one who first called for “direct talks without pre conditions”. Zelensky is attending but in a bizarre turn of events Putin has sent his deputy instead. American President Trump has thrown his hat in the ring and said he will also attend if Putin does so.
Why is Putin refusing to attend when it was he who first proposed these talks? What is he scared of?
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Thread | Brave Israeli Eurovision contestant
at 12:21 13 May 2025
Poor girl was a survivor of the Oct 7th genocidal atrocity carried out by Palestines terrorist government Hamas. She was forced to hide under a pile of dead bodies and play dead for 8 hours whilst the monsters shot indiscriminately into the corpses and threw hand grenades into the shelter. It was a miracle she survived. She will perform with shrapnel still embedded in her leg.
Now she’s the Israeli entrant in the Eurovision Song Contest, a supposed celebration of love, diversity, inclusion and togetherness in these uncertain times.
How did this inclusive and loving Eurovision community treat her? They tried to get her banned. She has experienced “throat slitting” gestures and other threats. Fans travelling to see her have been warned to not wear or wave any Israeli flags or Jewish clothing because of serious threat of harm against them.
It’s a horrific state of affairs. |
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Thread | Sycamore Gap felling
at 19:04 10 May 2025
Has there ever been a prosecution case so easy and straight forward as this? The silly buggers filmed themself doing it. Their phones and cars were tracked to the location of the tree on the night it was felled. They found a chainsaw and a piece of the tree in their car boot and messages between the two discussing how they were going to get away with it were on the phones. They were also the ones who phoned the police to turn each other in.
And they had the brazen cheek to plead not guilty!
“It wasn’t me”.
I don’t think even Shaggy would try to pull this one off. |
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Thread | Josh Tymon
at 16:19 7 May 2025
Created 81 chances this season. Only one player in the entire league created more. Only 7 assists though.
Clear we need a striker who can get on the end of and finish his crosses that has to be a priority. |
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Thread | India attacks Pakistan
at 09:37 7 May 2025
Buckle up buckaroos this is the big one. Two nuclear powers. |
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Thread | Hull, QPR, Millwall, Oxford
at 13:41 14 Apr 2025
If we can keep up the intensity of recent weeks and don’t go into ‘on the beach’ mode there’s no reason we can’t get a good haul of points from these fixtures. The playoffs are gone obviously but how frustrating will it be if we end up on 64/66 points, if we had pulled the trigger on Williams a few weeks earlier we’d probably be right in the mix and going in as the form team.
Or am I being a bit too optimistic? |
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Thread | The media
at 21:12 27 Feb 2025
They’re absolutely obsessed about Andrew Tate and Tristan Tate. They can’t get enough of them. Despite them being complete W ⚓️ s and general nonentities.
But they never seem to write about Super Alan Tate. The greatest Tate of them all. This is why so many people are losing faith in the media. |
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Thread | Korean/chinese player on the way?
at 18:08 29 Jan 2025
Just managed to get Coleman on the phone and asked who we are signing next, the line wasn’t great but I think he said Foo kin No Wan. Any experts on the Asian leagues on here? |
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Thread | We provide a fantastic service
at 13:52 13 Jan 2025
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Thread | Meanwhile in London….
at 20:08 25 Nov 2024
A man has been arrested after an eight year old girl and a 34 year old man were shot at point blank range inside a car. There was also a 2 year old in the car who thankfully was unharmed. In a separate event four men have been arrested after another man was stabbed in tower hamlets.
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Thread | Cooper sacked
at 16:03 24 Nov 2024
No prizes for guessing where he’s going next |
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Thread | Crackhead central
at 16:45 30 Oct 2024
Went into town this morning for a pub breakfast. Haven’t been in for ages but was shocked at how many people there were just off their tits drugged up lying in doorways etc. There was one bloke just lying in the middle of the street surrounded by cans and rubbish, he’d obviously pooed himself judging by the aroma. Everyone was just walking past him ignoring him. I tapped him on the shoulder and asked if he was alright and he told me to F off so I did.
What the hell is going on in our towns and cities? |
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