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A few of my favourite things – Report
at 15:49 29 Sep 2025

I must say though, I do love that Stephan sees what we see – I hate it when you've sat through a load of sh*t, only for the manager to put lipstick on the pig and tell you it's well fit... Stephan seems to read it the same way and tell you that, lipstick or no, its well f*ckin ugly.
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Ryder Cup Thread
at 23:01 28 Sep 2025

Epic final day
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Owl be seeing them in League One Sheff Wednesday Vs QPR match Thread
at 22:45 28 Sep 2025

Cough
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Ryder Cup Thread
at 22:44 28 Sep 2025

Classless fans all headed for the exit as soon as Shane’s putt dropped.

What a scummy bunch.
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Ryder Cup Thread
at 19:25 27 Sep 2025

Justin Thomas really is a cůnt
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Ryder Cup Thread
at 23:39 26 Sep 2025

It’s a fair point, but whilst the Ryder cup is on, I imagine Justin Thomas was born out of Donald Trumps jacksy chanting U-S-A! U-SA!
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Ryder Cup Thread
at 22:56 26 Sep 2025

No, just the poster boy for the hillbillies.
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Ryder Cup Thread
at 21:04 26 Sep 2025

Justin Thomas is a cünt
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Ryder Cup Thread
at 16:05 26 Sep 2025

'Get in the hole!'

I'd like to shove that driver into his hole sideways.
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Owl be seeing them in League One Sheff Wednesday Vs QPR match Thread
at 16:01 26 Sep 2025

Tomorrow will be all about Madsen.

The Owls will be sickened by Madsen, and the Owls will talk about Madsen, and the Owls will fear Madsen. And when the Owls closes their eyes at night and they're tortured by their subconscious for the evil they have done, it will be with thoughts of Madsen they are tortured with.
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Can we get excited about this team and our squad depth too
at 10:40 22 Sep 2025

I agree, and i'm so very happy.
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A potted history, Stoke in the mud edition QPR vs Stoke City Match Thread
at 15:06 20 Sep 2025

It turns out that we are allowed nice things after all!

The weekend just feels so much better when we win.

I love it.

You R’s!
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Ricky Hatton RIP
at 19:19 14 Sep 2025

He was a bit of a hero of mine.

I once drove all the way up to Hyde to watch him train for his upcoming fight with Jose Luis Castillo, it was incredible, and he took the time to sit and chat with me and have a photo taken. Such a nice fella, and just normal, his brother Matthew, too.

A couple of years later he rang me up to wish me happy birthday… loved him.

It’s so so sad.

RIP champ.
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Serbia 🇷🇸 v 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 England Match Thread
at 13:21 9 Sep 2025

"So Thomas, are you going to pick Jack Grealish for this squad, he's been playing superbly so far this season".

"No, i'm picking Ailsa from Home and Away, and Marcus Rashford".

"But, Rashford has no goals or assists, and the children of Spain still don't have free school dinners"

"But, it's Barcelona"
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Spaceman _P - Your Club Needs You!
at 13:12 9 Sep 2025

Spaceman, we're just tens of hours away now, please start a match fred.
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Contactless debit cards
at 09:36 9 Sep 2025

Transition Lenses™, Binary Testicles, Google Wallet™ & Apple Watch™
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How about a few “not a lot of people know thats”
at 08:25 9 Sep 2025

Deer and antelope, along with most other mammals, do not see the colour orange as humans do. They have dichromatic vision with only two types of colour receptors, making them effectively red-green colour blind. To them, the orange colour of a tiger's coat would appear as a muted shade of green or grey, blending in well with the forest environment.

Whats even more mental, is that Tiger's also don't know they're orange, as they also have dichromatic vision. They are orange because fur colours require melanin, which is basically brown - you can't grow green fur.

I find that mental.
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How about a few “not a lot of people know thats”
at 08:16 9 Sep 2025

I think thats also where the phrase 'haven't got a pot to pîss in' comes from...
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Contactless debit cards
at 08:11 9 Sep 2025

Bluce, strap in... Costco card can also go in your phone google wallet.

Download the App.
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Footballers who sound like places
at 13:29 5 Sep 2025

Régis Le Bris

Jersey's infamous red light district
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