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Reply | Resplendent Footballers
at 09:24 5 Sep 2025
I also think Mo Salah must be high on most people's lists... Rarely moans about a decision that goes against him, nearly always smiling... |
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Reply | The box-to-box 8
at 11:19 2 Sep 2025
Awful post.
No Photoshopped images... who are you? |
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Reply | Out of the darkness – Report
at 13:05 1 Sep 2025
Odd that the Charlton fans were berating Tyreese Campbell, I thought he was excellent for them - a real danger man. |
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Reply | Spaceman _P - Your Club Needs You!
at 11:05 29 Aug 2025
I mean it could also be something along the lines of:
Even after we sold them dodgy Charlie, they came back for more... |
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Reply | In Advanced Talks With Edwards
at 10:46 29 Aug 2025
After extensive review of appearances made by Ronnie last season - I have isolated two industry-standard looks – The Slow Motion Bounce and the Half-Turn Swish – and analysed them extensively to better understand his fine pelt.
As I suspected (although for obvious reasons of security and safety I couldn't say until I was sure) I have seen this hair before, but not on Ronnie's head.
So, I decided to check it's provenance.
I made a freedom of information request to both the Mane Ministry and Coiffure Confederacy, and both state that Ronnie's hair was originally purchased from Maldini, anonymously, in 2009. At that time the records are sketchy as to where it was held - rumours have it given briefly to Edison Cavani in 2011 whilst at Napoli, but it was then smuggled out of the country and found its way on to Gareth Bale's head in 2012 while at Tottenham Hotspur it then went out of all knowledge and understanding for 6 years, until it once again made various appearances across Europe - unfortunately, back combing and excessive Soul Glo took it's toll, and it's powers were diminished and it was largely discarded as a busted flush... enter Ronnie's Father - Hercule - a celebrated underground hair stylist. Whilst Ronnie was playing youth football at Barnet of all places, Hercule took the time to restore the hairpiece to its former glory using a combination of Peruvian hair oil and weaving individual strands of other celebrated footballers hair - Ronaldinho, Zlatan, and most notably, Marouane Fellaini. After 6 years of tireless and painstaking work, Hercule presented his son with the hair in the toilets at Peterborough United, and it has been suggested that this is when Ronnie began to shine and secured his big move to Southampton.
I can't be bothered to make up any more toss... |
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Reply | Treating Cup Competitions Seriously
at 22:48 28 Aug 2025
Amorim sounds like he’s getting the weekend out of the way, and then he’s gonna walk - ‘The players spoke really loud’ is him saying that the players are telling him ‘we’re not having you mate’. |
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Reply | No subject
at 17:54 27 Aug 2025
If only!
Punter was calling out everyone, saying exactly what he thought of them, it was brutal... well, he thought I was good looking, but everyone else got both barrels |
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Reply | No subject
at 17:50 27 Aug 2025
Thank god you deleted that before 'you know who' saw it... |
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