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Ramming up the M1 - Match Thread
at 16:58 25 Oct 2025

Absolutely woeful, zero craft, zero energy, zero effort, zero willingnes.. Varane once again coasting through a game, offering nothing but sideways and backwards passes or lazy flingy balls out wide. We started with Burrell up against leaden footed Matt Clarke and not once did we test him, not once...
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Friday Choons - Planes, Trains and Automobiles
at 15:59 24 Oct 2025







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After Many A Summer Dies The Swan, Swansea Match Thread
at 20:02 22 Oct 2025

+1?
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The Harvey Vale Conundrum
at 06:58 19 Oct 2025

The Harvey Vale Conundrum.

I'm casting Matt Damon as the protagonist, with an overbearing Billy Bob Thornton as his coach/mentor/nemisis. Directed by the Coen Brothers, possibly in blsck and white?
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Ticket for tomorrow
at 18:36 17 Oct 2025

Thanks mate, really appreciate it.
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Ticket for tomorrow
at 17:40 17 Oct 2025

Hi folks, as I'm currently lying in a hospital bed, I won't be able to go to the game tomorrow. If anyone would like a free ticket, please feel free to DM me.

EDIT, in the Paddocks.
[Post edited 17 Oct 17:41]
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strictly etc.
at 19:14 6 Oct 2025

I applaud you for correcting your original American reference for series.
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Armstrong.
at 20:48 4 Oct 2025

Fair point, what I actually meant was the longing for and adulation of (not you personally) our players not living up to their potential, or just simply moving on to pastures new. Substitute Sinclair for Duke-McKenna, for Dykes read Manning, for Dieng swap in Dickie... just not cricket i em aitch oh
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Armstrong.
at 19:43 4 Oct 2025

I honestly don't get this nouveau hatred of former players, it's just weird.
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King Richard
at 18:16 23 Sep 2025

He's got the brains
He's got the goals
It's King Richard Kone

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Madsen
at 21:51 21 Sep 2025

And to unscrupulously borrow the lyrics from a Spuds fan's t-shirt circa 2007:

"All that's Rumarn'ing, is give pace a chance"

*an Aaron Lennon reference

Or some such. I'll knock this on the head at some point
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Madsen
at 20:45 21 Sep 2025

Much cooler than my proposed effort, although I literally did sequence yours as the theme tune to Flipper. Maybe the Prince Buster estate have a claim?

Mine was something on the lines of:

"All around him he's sees familiar faces, they're lack of paces, trying to make space'eee'ss

All our fans find find him funny.... find him kind of sad,
But when he sends them balls forward, he's the best we've ever had.

Mad-suuuuun, Mad-suuuuun"
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Madsen
at 15:48 21 Sep 2025

Flipper?
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A potted history, Stoke in the mud edition QPR vs Stoke City Match Thread
at 11:56 20 Sep 2025

Hopefully he's not thinking on the lines of Elvis Costello;

Norrington-Davis is on his wa'aay
Norrington-Davis ain't here to stay'ay'ay
And he'd rather be anywhere else
Than here today'ay"
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QPR sponsorship curse strikes again
at 09:40 20 Sep 2025

Brooks (?), Influence Leisurewear, View From...
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Wrexham Awayday - Patreon Podcast
at 13:07 19 Sep 2025

I enjoyed that, very good. Jaz is a great presenter, thanks for sharing...
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A potted history, Stoke in the mud edition QPR vs Stoke City Match Thread
at 08:47 19 Sep 2025

The cut throat world of fred starting...

If we could couple a Spaceman authored fred with Stowmarket reviving his walk from Oxford Circus to W12, we'd be European Champions within 2 years.

Happy Burrfffday, my 40th was on a cold, wet January day during lockdown, so had no one to see, nowhere to go and nothing to do... make the most of it (downhill from 'ere)
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Is Saito a future 10?
at 17:59 17 Sep 2025

Well, I could raise you Preston away 23/24 where Chair completely changed the game when introduced at half time. I get the holding on sometimes too long etc etc, but to completely dismiss him as a creative force is in my opinion a little short sighted. That's one example that comes to mind before the '1 game in 250 odd' come flooding in.
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Eliminator Playoffs
at 21:05 11 Sep 2025

Rugby Union is simply a game full of too many rules, whereby players who decide, and are good enough to play at a higher level, yet cross a body of water, either 3.2 miles in respect of Welsh players, or 21 miles in respect of English players, are suddenly deemed unable to represent their country, and then every couple of years, despite the (sly sports encouraged) animosity of the 5/6/7 (?) Nations Cup, come together and hug and play for a combined (commercial inspired) nonsense thing which seems to pit them against a team whom their respective nations have also played, as their nations. Also loved by people who have started working for Goldman Sachs and are forced to appear that they like the sport just to fit in, who then declare a lifelong allegiance to corporately imagined entities such as 'Sarries' and 'Quins', whilst their only comeback is "footballers are wusses". Swing low indeed... I'm probably just a football supporting idiot
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Footballers who sound like places
at 22:57 8 Sep 2025

Andros Townsend.. both one of the Cycladic Islands in Greece, but also a 'city" in Montana, US of A (as posted on the wrong fred].

Marcus Rashford may have been posted already?
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