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So what's the new song ?
at 20:27 16 Jul 2025

Clutching here, but:

"We've got Julién,
we've got the mighty Julié'een Stephan
From the land of chablis, and l'escargot
And the chateubriand, the chateubria'and

Emerging talent like Vale, and the blistering pace of Paul Smyth, and when the ball goes backwards, we got Ziyad Larke'eche

Defending the goal with Paul Nardi(?), solidity with field and Vara'ane, but when the ball goes forward, Poku's the new Sta'an....

We've got Julién,
we've got the mighty Julié'een Stephan
From the land of chablis, and l'escargot
And the chateubriand, the chateubria'and

Julién, Julién Stepha'an, Julién, Julién Stepha'an, Julién, Julién Stepha'n, Julién Stephan...."

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Eze
at 20:04 16 Jul 2025

Name one that came from us that went there you like
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Eze
at 18:42 16 Jul 2025

They can cnt right off
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So what's the new song ?
at 21:28 13 Jul 2025

I'm 100% behind this, but not sure others will be
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Dunne new captain
at 16:40 13 Jul 2025

I wonder if it will lead to the ubiquitous chant of "we've got Super Julian Stephan, he knows exactly what we need, with Dunney at the back and Kelman in attack, Rangers are going to win the league" or some such.

I had the misfortune of watching/ hearing darting pugilist Kevin "the artist" Painter lead a chorus of this at an event last summer focused on Super Kieran McKenna, quite nauseating really
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Dunne new captain
at 16:24 13 Jul 2025

Good on him, I guess it doesn't bode well for Steve Cook's fitness hopes
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Indian Summer XI
at 00:26 12 Jul 2025

Dare I say Steve Palmer before the 'aaaaah' caught you out brigade jump in. I think Clive Wilson also be considered (haha ha... we did this (bringing up a thread from 2014 no doubt) hahaha, get on it)))
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Steve Palmer - forever R'rrrs?
at 00:19 12 Jul 2025

I have probably mentioned, and absently mindedly, duly attested to by this thread, Fereday was my first hero, and I duly bored him to tears during that 2010 London Masters winning triumph, with his missus making him meet me with my picture of him and my Tiny Tim Cratchit (1983 version, not original Basil Rathbone) looking self and him whilst a mascot in 1988, full blown tash on show
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Steve Palmer - forever R'rrrs?
at 22:53 11 Jul 2025

I was probably drunk... but he definitely deserved his induction, belt and braces pro. I am glad that I've contributed to the 'weird' "I told you so" discourse. Apologies guys and gals, what's happening with the Kelman or Eze situation? Has Cifuentes found further employment?
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Steve Palmer - forever R'rrrs?
at 22:21 11 Jul 2025

Surely? Does this need to be a poll situation? I just recall his never say die attitude, play central defence, or central midfield, whatever... he put in a shift. No Iniesta but a warrior for sure
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Online Dating Apps (*NON QPR)
at 13:00 9 Jul 2025

Phwoar Colin, you've certainly pulled my plonker. In which case I'll have a pint o'lager and a pack of cheese n onion sweetcheeks
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Cole Kpekwa
at 19:07 8 Jul 2025

I'll raise you Alvin Bubb, just wait till he starts knocking em in for fun
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New Spoons….
at 15:49 7 Jul 2025

"Can I get", ending a sentence with "right?" and queuing at a bar, all no nos and render the instigator a right cnt..."yu get me?"
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Mr. Blonde Is Dead.
at 20:50 3 Jul 2025

Perfectly cast in that role amd a great actor, such a shame. We're all just getting older aren't we?
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Eze
at 22:21 26 Jun 2025

I disagree, I think he's exactly what the arsenal need, a proper creative source on the left, especially as they're about to sign Zubimendi and the Brentford fella.

Spurs need resuscitation of any sort
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Eze
at 19:28 26 Jun 2025

I agree, £12m or whatever it might be, in one hit would be like telling your 10 year old kid to fill his pick n mix bag at the Odeon on their birthday during the mid to late 90s
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Eze
at 19:16 26 Jun 2025

Rumours on el twittero that Arsenal have entered the bidding. Makes sense:

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So what's the new song ?
at 14:31 26 Jun 2025

If I may "pull me own plonker" I did think my effort on the other thread was ok... to the strains of Dire Straits' Juliet. Now with additional slash optional intro verse:

"Rocked up at Heston, from somewhere in Britanny,
Past the Brentford bus stop,
And shook away the anonymity,
Cos Nourry was always gonna find ya, and you've always been a fighter,
Even though we now use Nikey balls, rather than a Mitre...

Julién, the plan was set right from the start,
Julién, we know that you get QPR,
And we'll accept, we'll accept.... upper mid table,
So when you gonna realise.... that we truly are able...
Juliéeeen"

Followed by a "duh duh duh.. da da da da da duh, duh duh duh...."
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Julien Laurens, Raphaël Brosse, Jonathan Johnson all on the Patreon now
at 22:12 25 Jun 2025

Absolutely superb, listened on an extra long (self-induced) commute on the Weaver, Mildmay and Windrush lines (the orange line if you will) this morning. Thank you.
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Im writing a song for our new manager
at 22:05 25 Jun 2025

How about a bit of Dire Straits?

"Julién, the plan was set right from the start,
Julién, we know that you get QPR,
And we'll accept, we'll accept.... upper mid table,
So when you gonna realise.... that we truly are able...
Juliéeeen"

Followed by a "duh duh duh.. da da da da da duh, duh duh duh...."

If pitched properly, I reckon one of Ruben's associated companies could whack a £500k sponsorship deal on it and enable us to cancel off Marti's compensation claim.
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