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Reply | Tigers at Layer Road
at 13:03 18 Oct 2025
SWOOP
'We will take to the skies'
SQUORK
'Fly and fly
Until our wings grow tired'.
SWOOP
'We will travel with grace and vigor'.
SQUORK
'With a message of peace
To deliver'.
SWOOP
'Though by twilight hours
We grow distraught'.
SQUORK
'Witness scenes we never sought'.
SWOOP
'Buildings crushed
And cities of dust
Street kids fighting
Over a crust'.
SQUORK
'Into the eye of a storm
And against the mighty headwind
We will not relent'.
SWOOP
Let fortitude
Be our guiding strength'.
SQUORK
'For those devoured by darkness
We bring a lantern
To lighten up your path'.
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Reply | Tigers at Layer Road
at 21:53 16 Oct 2025
SWOOP
'There goes the She Wolf'.
SQUORK
'Eyes shining bright'.
SWOOP
'Teeth gleaming white'.
SQUORK
'And should one reverse 'L' 'I' 'V' 'E'.....what do you get?'
SWOOP
'E' 'V' 'I' 'L'
SQUORK
'9.30 Fly ....' |
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Reply | Tigers at Layer Road
at 15:55 16 Oct 2025
SWOOP
'Were our old friends The Stockwell Witches anywhere to be seen?'
SQUORK
'Indeed they were, hard at it stirring a giant cauldron at the edge of a deep well'.
SWOOP
'And casting any of those they disapproved of to the depths of the well no doubt'.
SQUORK
'The Witchfinder went down head first and a haunting chuckle echoed throughout'.
SWOOP
'What was showing in The Cameo?'
SQUORK
'It looked very much like The Last Tango in Queen Street'. |
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Reply | Tigers at Layer Road
at 13:27 16 Oct 2025
SWOOP
'Pray, tell more dear fellow'.
SQUORK
'We ventured beneath the Priory buildings by way of a shaft and into a series of underground tunnels when we ventured across a Romanesque feast and a cave full of giant bats'.
SWOOP
'Sounds far out'.
SQUORK
'There were several movers and shakers hanging out in the joint with Claudius sporting a Colchester United shirt circa 1948'.
SWOOP
'I can imagine the roar from Layer Road vibrating the underground chambers across the citadel'.
SQUORK
'The wine was flowing and the ale was plentiful as the congregation celebrated the feats above'. |
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Reply | Tigers at Layer Road
at 10:26 16 Oct 2025
SWOOP
'Do you think Captain Pugwash laced the fishcakes that were on display yesterday evening?'
SQUORK
'Well, l had one of those surreal dreams that seemed to go on throughout the night'.
SWOOP
'What visions did you see?'
SQUORK
'It was like a scene from the aftermath of the massacre of the 9th Legion'.
SWOOP
'Yeah, me too, how very strange'.
SQUORK
'But in a quieter moment while smoke and ash billowed into the skies above the Priory a maiden sat with furrowed brow gazing at the ruination.
SWOOP
'Who be she?'
SQUORK
'Well, if l recall, she once worked as a cashier at Lloyds Bank in the High Street'.
SWOOP
'But Lloyds Bank was not a part of the landscape in those times'.
SQUORK
'Quite, that's how dreams pan out, full of twists and turns that make them so magical'. |
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Reply | Tigers at Layer Road
at 20:22 15 Oct 2025
SWOOP
'Remind me of your dream last night'.
SQUORK
'Our forefathers sent a message in the breeze up the Colne'.
SWOOP
'What message might that be?'
SQUORK
'Many years ago treasures were buried beneath a stables enclosure close to the Castle'.
SWOOP
''Fishcakes?'
SQUORK
'No, emerald stones and gold bangles'.
SWOOP
'What is there now?'
SQUORK
'The Snooker and Billiards Club'. [Post edited 16 Oct 7:15]
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Reply | Tigers at Layer Road
at 16:40 15 Oct 2025
SWOOP
'What is that distant sound?'
SQUORK
'That be Boudica and her entourage galloping down from Ely on their scythed chariots drawn by the most magnificent horses seagulls or persons ever saw'.
SWOOP
'And where might they be headed?'
SQUORK
'They be headed to Colonial Victricensis'.
SWOOP
'Where be that?'
SQUORK
'It be Camulodunum'.
SWOOP
'Well they are long overdue'.
SQUORK
'Yeah, best all the candy stores, money launderers, fake barbers and nail parlours get word and take leave of their properties before they are burned to the ground' [Post edited 15 Oct 16:43]
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Reply | Tigers at Layer Road
at 08:30 14 Oct 2025
SWOOP
'The minstrels will come out of the mountains'.
SQUORK
'And from the valleys'.
SWOOP
'And play folk songs from yesteryear'.
SQUORK
'And blockade the motorways'.
SWOOP
'And the M25'.
SQUORK
'Busk in every supermarket entrance across these lands'.
SWOOP
'And stop the madness for just a few hours'. |
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Reply | Tigers at Layer Road
at 14:38 12 Oct 2025
SWOOP
'Steer clear of Belladonna'.
SQUORK
'A deadly nightshade'.
SWOOP
'Her shadow moves serenely'.
SQUORK
'Through the mist of the glade'.
SWOOP
'Silently she steps'.
SQUORK
'Until her image fades'.
SWOOP
'9.30 Fly......' |
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Reply | Tigers at Layer Road
at 13:40 11 Oct 2025
SWOOP
'All those animals must have assembled from miles around last night'.
SQUORK
'Responding to a pure message and a caring heart'.
SWOOP
'If only all humans could live in harmony and show kindness to one another'. |
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Reply | Tigers at Layer Road
at 16:06 10 Oct 2025
SWOOP
'Let's return to the graveyard tonight'.
SQUORK
'Yes, and listen to that pure English rose singing folk songs for those in the tombs'.
SWOOP
'The owls sat in the oak tree motionless gazing in wonder and joined in with the chorus'. |
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Reply | Tigers at Layer Road
at 19:24 9 Oct 2025
SWOOP
'Seems like there's a new beak on the block'.
SQUORK
'Sure does'.
SWOOP
'Walks with a swagger'.
SQUORK
'Yeah'.
SWOOP
'Looks like a gunslinger'.
SQUORK
'Not what you want in a tight corner'.
SWOOP
'Let's get upward and mobile'. |
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Reply | Tigers at Layer Road
at 16:34 9 Oct 2025
SWOOP
'Where are we?'
SQUORK
'Stoke by Nayland l think'.
SWOOP
'Where is that music coming from?'
SQUORK
'The pink cottage'.
SWOOP
'Who is that song by?:
SQUORK
'It's Eloise by Barry Ryan'.
SWOOP
'I wish we could write a song like that'. |
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Reply | Tigers at Layer Road
at 16:57 8 Oct 2025
SWOOP
'Looks like Colchester has been twinned with a selection of other settlements recently'.
SQUORK
'Yeah, Chelmsford, Hollesley Bay, Wayland, Norwich, Blundeston, Highpoint North, Highpoint South and Warren Hill to name but a few'. |
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Reply | Tigers at Layer Road
at 16:36 8 Oct 2025
SWOOP
'Oh look....there goes the handbag thief'.
SQUORK
'Yep, going through it for the goodies then discarding it'.
SWOOP
'It's the same person who used to help themselves to the expensive cosmetics in Fenwicks'.
SQUORK
'And had an eye for fashion with an overflowing carrier bag'. |
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Reply | Tigers at Layer Road
at 18:19 7 Oct 2025
SWOOP'
'Email from Google'.
SQUORK
'Really?'
SWOOP
'Yeah....they are following our flight patterns'.
SQUORK
'Oh.....does that help with our chart prospects in Canada?'
SWOOP
'In a kind of a way it might'. |
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Reply | Tigers at Layer Road
at 16:47 7 Oct 2025
SWOOP
'Looks like Colchester has been twinned with another settlement'.
SQUORK
'Mmmm....I'm thinking Wethersfield'. |
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Reply | Tigers at Layer Road
at 14:10 7 Oct 2025
SWOOP
'What's in The Seagull Gazette this week?'
SQUORK
'300 drones disguised as Seagulls have entered Latvian airspace'.
SWOOP
'What else?'
SQUORK
'The Seagull Party will be holding their annual Conference at Essex University in November'.
SWOOP
'What else?'
SQUORK
'There's a piece about two seagulls getting a record in the top 10 on the Canadian.Billboard:.
SWOOP
'Is it is?'
SQUORK
'Sadly not, they hang out in Dover'.
SWOOP
'What else?'
SQUORK
'Lots of click bait'.
SWOOP
'Let's go take a couple of circuits of Highwoods'. [Post edited 7 Oct 14:13]
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Reply | Tigers at Layer Road
at 12:26 6 Oct 2025
SWOOP
'Sid is circling above M2 3GX'
SQUORK
'Lame ducks and hot air'. |
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Reply | Tigers at Layer Road
at 12:11 6 Oct 2025
SWOOP
'The banks seem busy this morning in down town Clacton'
SQUORK
'Scam Nation'. |
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