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Saito scarf
at 21:00 31 Aug 2025

Probably from a mush in Shepherd's Bush

[Post edited 31 Aug 21:02]

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Isak Alemayehu Incoming
at 15:37 29 Aug 2025

Just pray the algorithms don't cough up Dele Alli's name

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The QPR summer transfer rumours thread
at 15:32 29 Aug 2025

Not so long ago we were trying to convince Saints fans that Ronnie Edwards was 5' 2" with a limp and a dodgy comb over.

Be careful of what you read on social media.

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Books
at 22:55 27 Aug 2025

Is this a library........

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What do you expect from the Charlton game?
at 16:10 25 Aug 2025

It could all get toxic very quickly if Kelman opens the scoring.

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Julien Stéphan
at 12:14 25 Aug 2025

I thought “infer indoors” was the running Minder joke.

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What went so wrong today?
at 21:59 23 Aug 2025

Head of Fiat Currency Touchdown Expectation.

There must be mountains of data on that.

There'll be no stopping us.

Perhaps!

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Saito
at 19:19 22 Aug 2025

He's a bonsai Saito.

He's been pruned back to 2 ft 9.

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Just discovered what is a QPR ??
at 14:18 22 Aug 2025

Queer Punk Rockers was also popular back in the 70's.

In wine circles it stands for Quality Price Ratio.

https://www.wineenthusiast.com/basics/drinks-terms-defined/what-is-qpr-in-wine/

We could use some of that in our transfer dealings.

[Post edited 22 Aug 14:20]

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Julien Stephan - BBC London interview
at 13:01 21 Aug 2025

QPR's Forth Bridge Plan.

Will it come with a parental guidance warning?

Impressionable young minds are strongly advised not to watch as it might lead to a lifetime of exaggerated and unfulfilled hopes and expectations.

Or are you simply saying we're like watching paint dry?

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Daniel Bennie - New 15 year deal
at 10:42 20 Aug 2025

Archbishop of Canterbury!

Don't be daft.

C'est impossible!

Your family has to have been ridden senseless at one of England's best public schools for the last hundred years to get that job.

Presumably Bennie will made Lord Bennie of Earls Court when he turns 50.

It's probably his birthright anyway.

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Julien Stephan - Word of warning
at 15:28 19 Aug 2025

I'd trade mark that name if I was you.

Sounds far more exciting than this stuff:

https://onlinedoctor.superdrug.com/flibanserin-addyi.html

[Post edited 19 Aug 15:29]

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The QPR summer transfer rumours thread
at 15:24 19 Aug 2025

Not saying you're wrong but everyone who played Birmingham last season parked the bus.

Their defence had a fairly easy ride.

[Post edited 19 Aug 17:31]

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Julien Stephan - Word of warning
at 15:27 17 Aug 2025

"For the record, there have been a number of Rangers managers I've loved/admired dating"

That could easily be taken out of context.

Thought you were a pro at this sort of thing?

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Eze
at 15:23 17 Aug 2025

Just think of this as God's way of telling Eze to go and play for a club big enough not to have VAR disallow its goals for spurious reasons.

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Wycombe forward Kone becomes QPR’s statement summer addition - Signing
at 10:36 14 Aug 2025

So he's "Dick Machine".

Sounds like something out of an Austin Powers movie.

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Wycombe forward Kone becomes QPR’s statement summer addition - Signing
at 20:31 13 Aug 2025

As long as he's better than Dean Coney that'll do for me.

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Richard Kone/Saito/Rhys Norrington-Davies
at 13:25 12 Aug 2025

You realise if this does actually happen there'll be an angry mob with torches and pitchforks chasing you around the Bush.

Witchcraaaaft.

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Back on the horse – Preview
at 13:49 9 Aug 2025

"Back on the horse"

Still thinking about French food!?

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What's Yer Cheese ?
at 08:33 6 Aug 2025

I knew a lass from Putney
Who was very fond of chutney
Plum was just fine
Fig simply divine
But mango was perfectly lovely

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