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The Worst Film Ever.. 14:06 - Jun 6 with 7643 viewsDiscodroid

..just seen the attached trailer to 'Walking on sunshine'.



I Never thought i would see a more sickening feces ridden tapestry since 'love actually'
no need for hanging serial killers ...simply put them in a sealed room with the end scene of 'love actually' (the airport scene).

listen to the screams,horror and agonising deaths.. choking on their own vomit induced by the sacchrin sweet smugness of this evil parting shot from those wicked,wicked pious cnts Richard curtis, hugh grant and colin firth.

every sinlge uber left wing cliche' nailed in this scene, except for polly toynbee going on a vibrator massacre at the frinton on sea branch of the womens institute.

it was made at the height of tony blairs powers so we should be thankful there isnt any primary school teachers from shoreditch 'empowering' difficult young children through the use of ghb and muscle relaxants.


'walking on sunshine 'seems worse.
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The Worst Film Ever.. on 22:58 - Jun 6 with 1458 viewsE17hoop

The Worst Film Ever.. on 20:51 - Jun 6 by jamois

Highlander 2


Batman and Robin


Yes, Highlander 2. Truly an abomination of cinema.

Churchill : The Hollywood Years. Words cannot describe exactly how poor this is.

Hangover part 2 is woeful.

Run for Your Wife. I'd heard it was awful so decided to see exactly how awful...simply THE worst film ever made. Acting by Danny Dyer, cameos of fading 70s stars throughout, stilted direction, editing by a 6 year old, Denise van Outen being Denise van Outen. Gouge your eyes out; it'd be less painful than watching this tripe.
Mark Kermode calls it right here:

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The Worst Film Ever.. on 22:58 - Jun 6 with 1458 viewsPommyhoop

The Worst Film Ever.. on 22:54 - Jun 6 by FredManRave

That's ok Pommy, I respectfully respect your right to have an opinion, even if it is incorrect in this instance.




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The Worst Film Ever.. on 23:11 - Jun 6 with 1444 viewsMrSheen

I like Apocalypse Now, though Dennis Hopper is a bit embarrassing. The scene defending the bridge from the night attack and on the motor boat are fantastic, though the latter are steals from the brilliant Aguirre Wrath Of God.

For everyone proposing Love, Actually, I think The Boat That Rocked is even worse. What an embarrassment and a whitewash of Tony Benn chucked in too!
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The Worst Film Ever.. on 23:22 - Jun 6 with 1435 viewshopphoops

I'd give a tie between Honest with the Appleton sisters farting around with Dave Stewart for no apparent reason, and The Usual Suspects. However Honest redeems itself with some quite tremendous breasts, if i remember right, i was very, very drunk...

Usual Suspects though, i give you the pure essence of gash.

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The Worst Film Ever.. on 23:43 - Jun 6 with 1412 viewsQuakerJack

The Worst Film Ever.. on 23:22 - Jun 6 by hopphoops

I'd give a tie between Honest with the Appleton sisters farting around with Dave Stewart for no apparent reason, and The Usual Suspects. However Honest redeems itself with some quite tremendous breasts, if i remember right, i was very, very drunk...

Usual Suspects though, i give you the pure essence of gash.


The Usual Suspects? Please tell me that's a joke dude?

I once saw a film about a two headed roided up shark attacking Carmen Elektra.

What about Deep Throat? Bloody awful movie.

Actually, it has to be the Human Centipede, I sat thru this awful pile of tripe as a challenge, whoever made it should be shot.

Interestingly, the IMBD lists shawshank as the best of all time. Has to be the Godfather for me. Also, the Deer Hunter.

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The Worst Film Ever.. on 00:00 - Jun 7 with 1396 viewsade_qpr

The Worst Film Ever.. on 22:58 - Jun 6 by E17hoop

Yes, Highlander 2. Truly an abomination of cinema.

Churchill : The Hollywood Years. Words cannot describe exactly how poor this is.

Hangover part 2 is woeful.

Run for Your Wife. I'd heard it was awful so decided to see exactly how awful...simply THE worst film ever made. Acting by Danny Dyer, cameos of fading 70s stars throughout, stilted direction, editing by a 6 year old, Denise van Outen being Denise van Outen. Gouge your eyes out; it'd be less painful than watching this tripe.
Mark Kermode calls it right here:


Eye gouging ok




If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?

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The Worst Film Ever.. on 00:02 - Jun 7 with 1394 viewsade_qpr

The Worst Film Ever.. on 16:16 - Jun 6 by TheBlob

You and cake.


like to have my cake and eat it too

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The Worst Film Ever.. on 00:08 - Jun 7 with 1389 viewsJigsore

The Worst Film Ever.. on 23:43 - Jun 6 by QuakerJack

The Usual Suspects? Please tell me that's a joke dude?

I once saw a film about a two headed roided up shark attacking Carmen Elektra.

What about Deep Throat? Bloody awful movie.

Actually, it has to be the Human Centipede, I sat thru this awful pile of tripe as a challenge, whoever made it should be shot.

Interestingly, the IMBD lists shawshank as the best of all time. Has to be the Godfather for me. Also, the Deer Hunter.


The Usual Suspects is an amazing film. I might even go watch it now since it's on netflix

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The Worst Film Ever.. on 00:23 - Jun 7 with 1383 viewsade_qpr

The Worst Film Ever.. on 00:08 - Jun 7 by Jigsore

The Usual Suspects is an amazing film. I might even go watch it now since it's on netflix


yes Suspects and Shawshank are both very good films make my top eleven.

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The Worst Film Ever.. on 01:11 - Jun 7 with 1365 viewsqueensparker

The Worst Film Ever.. on 23:22 - Jun 6 by hopphoops

I'd give a tie between Honest with the Appleton sisters farting around with Dave Stewart for no apparent reason, and The Usual Suspects. However Honest redeems itself with some quite tremendous breasts, if i remember right, i was very, very drunk...

Usual Suspects though, i give you the pure essence of gash.


Usual Suspects?? That's in my all-time top five!
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The Worst Film Ever.. on 01:24 - Jun 7 with 1360 viewsdaveinmelbourne

Charlie's Angels 2 Full Throttle. Absolute dog shite.
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The Worst Film Ever.. on 01:49 - Jun 7 with 1355 viewsBluce_Ree

Alien vs Predator: Requiem is film without merit.

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The Worst Film Ever.. on 04:33 - Jun 7 with 1337 viewsFredManRave

Was just chanel surfing and got a glimpse of The Wedding Singer and can confirm that after seeing approx 3 seconds of it, it is the worst film ever.

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The Worst Film Ever.. on 07:51 - Jun 7 with 1301 viewsloftboy

One of our dinosaurs is missing

favourite cheese mature Cheddar. FFS there is no such thing as the EPL
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The Worst Film Ever.. on 08:12 - Jun 7 with 1293 viewsgordanoR

Another for Lost in Translation, what a load of bollocks that was.

The Thin Red Line, I was expecting a top notch war movie only to find it was a load of arty bollocks with some guy spouting poetry about missing his wife....
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The Worst Film Ever.. on 08:54 - Jun 7 with 1274 viewsMoonshineSteve

You got twins yet?

I am still Steve but no longer in Dagenham.

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The Worst Film Ever.. on 09:02 - Jun 7 with 1270 viewsTheBlob

For god's sake.
Have you all forgotten Nuns On The Run???

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The Worst Film Ever.. on 09:39 - Jun 7 with 1253 viewsQuakerJack

If you want a good British film lads, may I recommend Twin Town, set in and around Port Talbot and Swansea. Starring Rhys Ifans. Dark humour at its best.

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The Worst Film Ever.. on 10:01 - Jun 7 with 1239 viewslondonscottish

The Worst Film Ever.. on 14:45 - Jun 6 by BrianMcCarthy

Madonna's 'Body of Evidence' is the only film I've ever walked out on. Laughable sex scenes. The cinema was rocking with derisory laughter.


Ah Madonna, you say?

I went to see Evita. Not my choice, wanted to keep the Mrs happy.

We thought we were going to see a film. It. was. a frickin. MUSICAL!!!!!

I think we lasted 10 minutes.

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The Worst Film Ever.. on 10:21 - Jun 7 with 1232 viewsPommyhoop

The Worst Film Ever.. on 10:01 - Jun 7 by londonscottish

Ah Madonna, you say?

I went to see Evita. Not my choice, wanted to keep the Mrs happy.

We thought we were going to see a film. It. was. a frickin. MUSICAL!!!!!

I think we lasted 10 minutes.


Brokeback Mountain.
No Indians ,no shoot outs and the punch ups were crap.There was a bit of a tear up in that tent tho.

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The Worst Film Ever.. on 12:50 - Jun 7 with 1200 viewsgordanoR

The Worst Film Ever.. on 08:54 - Jun 7 by MoonshineSteve

You got twins yet?


Yes mate, 2 boys one is home and one is in hospital recovering from an op to correct a perforated bowel! Hellish week but all getting better now!
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The Worst Film Ever.. on 03:35 - Jun 8 with 1160 viewsahoz

Film I dislike most is Eternal Sunshine blah blah. Other bad ones for me are Memento, The Piano, Grand Budapest Hotel.
To put this post on a positive note, my fav. movies are The Ten Commandments, Back To The Future (1), Forbidden Planet.
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The Worst Film Ever.. on 06:34 - Jun 8 with 1152 viewsKiwi76

Tree of life from recent times - didn't get near halfway mark.
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The Worst Film Ever.. on 09:36 - Jun 8 with 1119 viewstinhead

I think it can trump you all as I have liking to extremely bad movies.

Behold -Zardoz. (Featuring Sean Connery in a mankini)


Puny God!

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The Worst Film Ever.. on 14:22 - Jun 8 with 1087 viewsDiscodroid

some true crimes against the state on this thread.

how about

'the island of doctor moreau', where a stark raging mad marlon brando, in his devine wisdom, chose to cross breed animals and humans.

much to david thewlis's consternation.

or jaws 4.

where they would hafve us believe a shark can roar...yes roar

" I guess in four or five years, the new generation's music will be .. electronics, tapes. I can kind of envision .. maybe one person .. with a lot of machines, tapes, and electronics setups, singin or speaking .. and using machines " James Douglas Morrison | 1969

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