| We've never had an Austrian 10:25 - Apr 21 with 14189 views | SonofNorfolt |
Not the title of a Half Man Half Biscuit song but nationalities that have never worn the hoops.
I can't think of any Swiss either.
Nor Estonia, Lithuania, Russia,Romania, Moldova,Greece,Nth Macedonia, Slovakia, Albania, Ukraine, none of the Caucasas.
Plenty of Africans, West Indians, South Americans no Colombians unfortunately.
Someone please tell me that Josef Schicklgruber played one match in the '90's. |  | | |  |
| We've never had an Austrian on 14:32 - Apr 21 with 1222 views | Northernr |
| We've never had an Austrian on 14:31 - Apr 21 by qprxtc |
Junior Agogo - Ghana |
No fcking way  |  | | |
| We've never had an Austrian on 14:33 - Apr 21 with 1219 views | DannyPaddox |
South Africa - Stuart Leary, has already been mentioned but not added to the master board. Played one game for England U23 (as well as playing for Kent in County Cricket) but was born in Cape Town. Another South African - Colin Viljoen, played in a pre-season friendly (1978) but never signed. I’m sure someone on here once had the background behind that non-signing. |  | | |
| We've never had an Austrian on 14:34 - Apr 21 with 1211 views | Northernr |
| We've never had an Austrian on 14:33 - Apr 21 by DannyPaddox |
South Africa - Stuart Leary, has already been mentioned but not added to the master board. Played one game for England U23 (as well as playing for Kent in County Cricket) but was born in Cape Town. Another South African - Colin Viljoen, played in a pre-season friendly (1978) but never signed. I’m sure someone on here once had the background behind that non-signing. |
Wegerle was born in Pretoria as well but played for the US. | | | |
| We've never had an Austrian on 14:35 - Apr 21 with 1208 views | qprxtc |
| We've never had an Austrian on 14:32 - Apr 21 by Northernr |
Junior Agogo - Ghana |
There’s an echo in here. |  | | |
| We've never had an Austrian on 14:37 - Apr 21 with 1202 views | DannyPaddox |
| We've never had an Austrian on 14:34 - Apr 21 by Northernr |
Wegerle was born in Pretoria as well but played for the US. |
All of a sudden three South Africans. They’re like London buses. | | | |
| We've never had an Austrian on 14:43 - Apr 21 with 1180 views | boobishabang |
Yossi Benayoun and Tomer Hemed Israel :) |  | | |
| We've never had an Austrian on 14:43 - Apr 21 with 1178 views | Northernr |
| We've never had an Austrian on 14:35 - Apr 21 by qprxtc |
There’s an echo in here. |
Strange how alcohol has affected both our minds in the same way. | | | |
| We've never had an Austrian on 14:46 - Apr 21 with 1164 views | distortR |
| We've never had an Austrian on 14:13 - Apr 21 by Northernr |
I think this is where we're at so far....
Europe-ish
Austria
Belgium -
Bulgaria
Croatia - Kranjar
Cyprus - Georgios Tofas, Tommy Williams, Seth Vafiadis
Czech Republic — Stejskal, Miklosko, Cerny
Denmark - Beck, Youssouff, Bakhult, Nygaard
Estonia
Finland — Timoska, Heinola
France — Loic Remy, Cisse, Alex Bonnot
Germany - Polter, Leistner, Ehmer
Greece
Hungary — Buzsaky, Priskin, Tozser
Ireland - Waddock, Manning, et al
Italy — Angella, Matteo Alberti, Samuel Di Carmine, Allesandro Pellicori, Damiano Tommasi, Generoso Rossi, Mauro Milanese
Latvia — Gorkss, Putnins
Lithuania
Luxembourg
Malta — Joe Cini
Netherlands — Chery, Dijkstra
Norway — Petter Vaagen Moen
Poland - Marcin Kus, Adam Czerkas
Portugal - Jose Bosingwa
Romania
Slovakia
Slovenia - Jan Mlakar
Spain — Granero, Rangel, Jordi Lopez, Parejo, Idiakez
Sweden - Rob Steiner
Switzerland — Senny Dieng
Americas
Argentina — Faurlin, Ledesma, Padula, Ardilles
Bolivia
Brazil — Cesar, Perone, Sandro
Chile - Vargas, Isla
Colombia - Balanta
Ecuador
Falkland Islands
French Guinea
Guyana
Paraguay
Peru
Suriname - Koejoe
Uruguay - Chevanton
Venezuela - De Ornelas
El Salvador
Costa Rica - Wanchope
Belize
Guatemala,
Honduras
Nicaragua
Panama
Mexico
US - Wegerle, Sommer
Canada - Bircham, Petrasso, Hoilett
Carribbean
Bahamas — Gregory Goodridge
Barbados — Nahki Wells
Belize
Dominican Republic, The
Guyana
Haiti
Jamaica — Langley, Maddix, Stewart
Antigua and Barbuda — Mikele Leigertwood
Dominica — Richard Pacquette
Grenada
Saint Kitts and Nevis
Saint Lucia
Saint Vincent and the Grenadines.
Sint Maarten
Suriname - Koejoe
Trinidad and Tobago
Africa
1. Algeria — Rachid Harkouk
2. Angola
3. Benin
4. Botswana
5. Burkina Faso
6. Burundi
7. Cameroon — Stephane Mbia, Serge Branco
8. Cape Verde — George Santos
9. Central African Republic
10. Chad
11. Camoros
12. Democratic Republic of the Congo — Doudou, Pat Kanyuka, Michel Ngonge
13. Republic of the Congo — Chris Samba
14. Djibouti
15. Egypt
16. Equatorial Guinea
17. Eritrea
18. Ethiopia
19. Gabon
20. Gambia
21. Ghana
22. Guinea - Idrissa Sylla
23. Guinea-Bissau
24. Ivory Coast — Fingers Gnohere
25. Kenya
26. Lesotho
27. Liberia
28. Libya
29. Madagascar
30. Malawi
31. Mali - Diakite
32. Mauritania
33. Mauritius
34. Morocco — Ben Askar, Adel Taarabt, Ilias Chair
35. Mozambique
36. Namibia
37. Niger
38. Nigeria — Taye Taiwo, Danny Shittu, Ebere Eze, Dominic I'mawful
39. Rwanda
40. Sao Tome and Principe
41. Senegal — Armand Traore
42. Seychelles
43. Sierra Leone — Osman Kakay
44. Somalia
45. South Africa
46. South Sudan
47. Sudan
48. Swaziland
49. Tanzania
50. Togo
51. Tunisia
52. Uganda
53. Zambia
54. Zimbabwe
Others
Australia — Nick Ward, Andy McDermott, Ned Zelic
South Korea — Ji Sung Park, Yun Suk-Young
New Zealand — Ryan Nelson
Pakistan — Zesh Rehman
Israel — Ben Haim, Ben Sahar, Pizanti
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| We've never had an Austrian on 14:49 - Apr 21 with 1152 views | Northernr |
| We've never had an Austrian on 14:46 - Apr 21 by distortR |
Excuse me. EXCUSE ME!!!! |
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| We've never had an Austrian on 14:49 - Apr 21 with 1150 views | DannyPaddox |
| We've never had an Austrian on 14:31 - Apr 21 by qprxtc |
Junior Agogo - Ghana |
Junior named his first son Einstein. | | | |
| We've never had an Austrian on 14:50 - Apr 21 with 1150 views | ozranger |
Not sure where you want to put George Kulcsar. Born in Hungary but played for Australia. |  | | |
| We've never had an Austrian on 14:50 - Apr 21 with 1146 views | Northernr |
| We've never had an Austrian on 14:50 - Apr 21 by ozranger |
Not sure where you want to put George Kulcsar. Born in Hungary but played for Australia. |
Three Australian caps, so there.
If he was Bulgarian it'd be a different matter. | | | |
| We've never had an Austrian on 14:51 - Apr 21 with 1145 views | qprxtc |
| We've never had an Austrian on 14:43 - Apr 21 by Northernr |
Strange how alcohol has affected both our minds in the same way. |
I’ll drink to that ðŸ»ðŸ¥´ | | | |
| We've never had an Austrian on 14:51 - Apr 21 with 1146 views | enfieldargh |
Egiteh Oliseh Nigeria |  |
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| We've never had an Austrian on 14:52 - Apr 21 with 1138 views | qprd |
Brandon comley- montserrat (not convinced this is a real place) | | | |
| We've never had an Austrian on 14:53 - Apr 21 with 1132 views | aston_hoop |
The legendary goalscoring machine Michel Ngonge was from Belgium
edit - yes I see he played for Dr Congo. Scrap that [Post edited 21 Apr 2020 14:56]
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| We've never had an Austrian on 15:11 - Apr 21 with 1075 views | MrSheen |
Blackstock also played for Antigua. |  | | |
| We've never had an Austrian on 15:14 - Apr 21 with 1061 views | Dixie_CT |
| We've never had an Austrian on 14:49 - Apr 21 by DannyPaddox |
Junior named his first son Einstein. |
....and his daughter Whiskey 🥃 |  | | |
| We've never had an Austrian on 15:14 - Apr 21 with 1061 views | enfieldargh |
Dont forget Pav and Borrischuk poland | |
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| We've never had an Austrian on 15:14 - Apr 21 with 1059 views | terryb |
Rachid Harkouk played for Algeria in the 1986 world cup finals!
EDIT
I've just seen he is already on the list! [Post edited 21 Apr 2020 15:16]
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| We've never had an Austrian on 15:16 - Apr 21 with 1054 views | DannytheR |
Can any club have ever had a worse batch of Italian players than us? (Semi-honourable exception being made for Milanese.)
We'd have been better off just signing a few of the lads behind the counter in Bar Italia. |  | | |
| We've never had an Austrian on 15:16 - Apr 21 with 1046 views | Dixie_CT |
| We've never had an Austrian on 14:51 - Apr 21 by qprxtc |
I’ll drink to that ðŸ»ðŸ¥´ |
Clive is XTC, XTC is Clive
Einhorn is Finkle etc
Band strikes up ‘The Crying Game’
Fade to black...... | | | |
| We've never had an Austrian on 15:18 - Apr 21 with 1037 views | distortR |
| We've never had an Austrian on 14:49 - Apr 21 by Northernr |
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the effing isle of man. we effing exist. despite often being missed out in maps of the British Isles. And we're big. BIG. We let lewis hamilton off the VAT on his jet, because that's the sort of people we are. We've got a shearwater and a chough. We legalised homosexuality in the 80's, because we are a forward thinking nation. A manx man led the mutiny on the bounty, fed up of working for a geezer who'd nicked a local lass. the laxey wheel keeps turning after all these years. We've got rules pertaining to the quality of beer and ice cream. We've got a motorbike race that some survive. A company based on the IOM supplied arms to the Hutu's who......actually, scrub that one. We have the oldest continuous government in the world, bestowing favours to the oldest continuous oligarchy in the world.
SO PUT US ON YOUR STUPID FVCKING LIST. | | | |
| We've never had an Austrian on 15:23 - Apr 21 with 1015 views | MrSheen |
Surprised no-one's mentioned...
Iceland - Heidar Helgusson
Less surprised
Ghana - Patrick Agyemang
Netherlands - Leroy Fer
Portugal - Bruno Andrade
St Kitts - Callum Willock [Post edited 21 Apr 2020 15:24]
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| We've never had an Austrian on 15:24 - Apr 21 with 1011 views | SonofNorfolt |
| We've never had an Austrian on 15:18 - Apr 21 by distortR |
the effing isle of man. we effing exist. despite often being missed out in maps of the British Isles. And we're big. BIG. We let lewis hamilton off the VAT on his jet, because that's the sort of people we are. We've got a shearwater and a chough. We legalised homosexuality in the 80's, because we are a forward thinking nation. A manx man led the mutiny on the bounty, fed up of working for a geezer who'd nicked a local lass. the laxey wheel keeps turning after all these years. We've got rules pertaining to the quality of beer and ice cream. We've got a motorbike race that some survive. A company based on the IOM supplied arms to the Hutu's who......actually, scrub that one. We have the oldest continuous government in the world, bestowing favours to the oldest continuous oligarchy in the world.
SO PUT US ON YOUR STUPID FVCKING LIST. |
What about cruelty to cats? | | | |
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