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We're the handsomest football team...... 10:37 - Apr 14 with 1104 views

Handsome Ronnie
Hunky Harrison
Cute Kaddy
Shy Koki
Merchandise shifting Yang

I'm starting to wonder if Nourry is putting together a boy band rather than a football team.

Maybe it's a cunning plan to fill the School End Lower with bona fide schoolgirls. The merchandise will be flying out the door. Although the mass hysteria every time Ronnie flashes a smile in their direction might give the Loftus Road regulars the sort of PTSD not seen in these parts since Old Man Asmir was auditioning for the Craggy Island Over 75's.

But then pretty much all of Nourry's recruitment has veered towards the sort of clean-cut types you'd be happy for your daughter to bring home. From little Joe Hodge and The Lurpak Jesus all the way through to Hunky Harrison and Handsome Ronnie.

How do we explain this?

Did Nourry receive the wrong software package in the post. Has he been analysing performance metrics from Dapper Bastards R Us the whole time?

There's only Uncle Fester Frey to prove that even the best data will throw up the odd anomaly.

But at the end of the day how many of these pretty boys would ever have got into a Neil Warnock team!?

We're the handsomest football team...... on 19:46 - Apr 14 with 796 views

scot1963

I think there's a potential boyband in that Warnock line-up - much better looking bunch

We're the handsomest football team...... on 20:37 - Apr 14 with 722 views

KensalT

We're the handsomest football team...... on 19:46 - Apr 14 by scot1963
I think there's a potential boyband in that Warnock line-up - much better looking bunch

M'Lord Derry and Kaspars might have sneaked in if Nourry had the sense to hire a couple of minders for his boys.

[Post edited 14 Apr 20:48]

We're the handsomest football team...... on 20:58 - Apr 14 with 683 views

Boston

What about 'Looky Cookie', one and Dunne or Fox likes..well, y'know?

Poll:

Thank God The Seaons Over.

We're the handsomest football team...... on 21:03 - Apr 14 with 655 views

KensalT

We're the handsomest football team...... on 20:58 - Apr 14 by Boston
What about 'Looky Cookie', one and Dunne or Fox likes..well, y'know?

I like Cook. He brings some essential street smarts to the group and could be a good minder. But at times this season he has looked more Gerry Standing than Terry McCann.

WLS are saying Dunne could be off in the summer. And I wouldn't be surprised if Fox also got moved on.

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