| Good Morning USA! 10:03 - Sep 24 with 1010 views | TheOldOakTree |
A special welcome to all our potential investors from the other side of the ‘pond’.
This week the Colciestershire Blue Sox make the very short journey to the State of Lancashire, and by God what a state it is, no more so than Fleetwood.
Anyone who’s made the trip over from the good ole USA, will be relieved to find McD’s, KFC, B@gger King, so you won’t have to eat the gruel and turnips that the rest of us eat. They’ve even got trams in downtown Fleetwood, just like San Fran, in fact, just think of Cisco Bay, only cold, with rain, dog shit and trailer trash…….. …...lots of trailer trash. In short, the place could be improved if your mate Benny Net-and-Yahoo gave it the treatment.
It will be a very big day for the Fleetwood W@nkees, it’s not every week they get to play one of the ‘Jewels of the EFL’, especially one backed by a multifaceted diversified revenue model, but that’s life in the fast lane when you’re a Colceistershire fanny!
As for the game, I think, the Blue Sox offence will be too strong in the third quarter, but don’t blink, because the game will be over before you’re half way through your third Big Kahuna Burger, XL fries and bucket of sugary gut rot. On that note, I am pleased to inform you that the seats in the east stand have finally been replaced with supersize seats, so now there’s plenty of room for your XL arse at the home of Ipshite Ladies.
We’ve listened to your comments and I’m pleased to say that CUSA has been renamed MCGA. There are some shite looking MCGA hats available in the club shop, of course they’re made in Chi-Nar, just how you like them.
Before we go any further, I must warn you that the Blue Sox will be playing in their disgusting yellow and blue kit. This is in no way a show of support for that pesky Zelen-Ski whose appearance offended you all so much. How dare he call in on Donny and JD without getting his teeth bleached!
So, what do us Brits think of when we hear about Americans and football? Yes that’s right, a bunch of helmets! Well, you’re in for a shock, it turns out we’re not all a bunch of girlies over here, so we don’t dress like Rollerball’s Jonathan E just to play a game of rounders.
Finally, some cultural advice if you are venturing over your State of Greenland, to our tiny little island in the country of Europe. Yes we have all met the King, most of us are chimney sweeps and if you hand us a 50p piece we will respond with ‘cor blimey gov, much obliged.
Sit back and enjoy your investment as it takes off like a faulty Sp@ceX rocket.
Have a nice day!
Up the USA’s [Post edited 24 Sep 10:26]
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| Good Morning USA! on 13:35 - Sep 24 with 919 views | Witham |
Well, that's your visa cancelled. No more Disney land for you | | | |
| Good Morning USA! on 14:42 - Sep 24 with 893 views | SparkfilmsTV |
I had to check back, and yeah - it really does refer to a multi faceted revenue model.
That's a multi faceted revenue model that has managed to built up some of the biggest debt in a football club at Colchester United's level anywhere in the world. | | | |
| Good Morning USA! on 14:57 - Sep 24 with 880 views | TheOldOakTree |
| Good Morning USA! on 14:42 - Sep 24 by SparkfilmsTV |
I had to check back, and yeah - it really does refer to a multi faceted revenue model.
That's a multi faceted revenue model that has managed to built up some of the biggest debt in a football club at Colchester United's level anywhere in the world. |
Indeed, but it's worse than that, it says 'a multifaceted and diversified revenue model'
.... well if it's multifaceted, then... ...it will be diversified?
Talk about throwing in big words for the sake of it, just to make word salad bullshit.
Multifaceted and diversified revenue mode = as well as footy, we sell beer, shirts and have comedy nights, concerts, etc. ...........so much the same as every other league club?
Once, there was a charge for comedy nights, but now the jokes are posted on the website for free!
Bless them, I'd be bored without this, it's pissing down outside. | | | |
| Good Morning USA! on 21:25 - Sep 24 with 767 views | ghughes11 |
Fortress JSCS working its magic for the Ipshite Ladies.
Women's League Cup - Group Stage - Group D
Ipswich Town 1 , Leicester City 5
Half Time Ipswich Town 1 , Leicester City 1
Key Events
Ipswich Town
R. Seaby (39')
Leicester City
S. O’Brien (45'+1)
A. Ale (47')
R. Ayane (53')
S. Kaczmar (78')
J. Rantala (84')
Venue:
JobServe Community Stadium | |
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| Good Morning USA! on 22:18 - Sep 24 with 740 views | SparkfilmsTV |
| Good Morning USA! on 14:57 - Sep 24 by TheOldOakTree |
Indeed, but it's worse than that, it says 'a multifaceted and diversified revenue model'
.... well if it's multifaceted, then... ...it will be diversified?
Talk about throwing in big words for the sake of it, just to make word salad bullshit.
Multifaceted and diversified revenue mode = as well as footy, we sell beer, shirts and have comedy nights, concerts, etc. ...........so much the same as every other league club?
Once, there was a charge for comedy nights, but now the jokes are posted on the website for free!
Bless them, I'd be bored without this, it's pissing down outside. |
There was also a reference to the history of the club in the statement.
So how come some of that history was found in a building skip close to the reception area about eight seasons ago? | | | |
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