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Football Nauses 18:36 - Oct 20 with 1343 viewsBazzaInTheLoft

The worst of people that we share the football experience with.
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Football Nauses on 18:47 - Oct 20 with 1289 viewsBazzaInTheLoft

Exibit A: The Walnut Bladdered.

I don't mean you old boys with your massive prostates, i'm talking about youngsters that push past you every five minutes to take a piss / do a line. Usual turn up late as well. I'm end of row as well so if i'm unlucky I have a dozen of them.
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Football Nauses on 23:24 - Oct 20 with 1034 viewsBluce_Ree

The overly critical loud prick who commentates on the whole game as if he's watching 11 QPR players beat his mum to death.

Get some perspective, you dramatic cocksucker.

Stefan Moore, Stefan Moore running down the wing. Stefan Moore, Stefan Moore running down the wing. He runs like a cheetah, his crosses couldn't be sweeter. Stefan Moore. Stefan Moore. Stefan Moore.

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Football Nauses on 23:27 - Oct 20 with 1017 viewsBazzaInTheLoft

Football Nauses on 23:24 - Oct 20 by Bluce_Ree

The overly critical loud prick who commentates on the whole game as if he's watching 11 QPR players beat his mum to death.

Get some perspective, you dramatic cocksucker.


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Football Nauses on 06:21 - Oct 21 with 841 viewsstowmarketrange

Football Nauses on 23:27 - Oct 20 by BazzaInTheLoft



I think they might’ve got dirtier getting out of that bath than when they went in it.Can you imagine today’s pampered players putting up with that?
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Football Nauses on 07:46 - Oct 21 with 744 viewsstevec

Football Nauses on 18:47 - Oct 20 by BazzaInTheLoft

Exibit A: The Walnut Bladdered.

I don't mean you old boys with your massive prostates, i'm talking about youngsters that push past you every five minutes to take a piss / do a line. Usual turn up late as well. I'm end of row as well so if i'm unlucky I have a dozen of them.


Too true. I’m 66 and I can hold on till the pub.

Exhibit B;
Those who haven’t yet mastered the alphabet.
As a clue, A is the front row and whatever’s nearest Z will be the back row. It’s really not that difficult.
I’ve lost count of the people who stand on the steps, blocking your view, trying to work out whether S comes before R. Sort yourselves out.
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Football Nauses on 08:04 - Oct 21 with 713 viewsWokingR

Football Nauses on 07:46 - Oct 21 by stevec

Too true. I’m 66 and I can hold on till the pub.

Exhibit B;
Those who haven’t yet mastered the alphabet.
As a clue, A is the front row and whatever’s nearest Z will be the back row. It’s really not that difficult.
I’ve lost count of the people who stand on the steps, blocking your view, trying to work out whether S comes before R. Sort yourselves out.


Or if you can't manage that, get yourself a f*cking watch and arrive before kick off to sort yourself out.
Theaters have it right and shut the doors at the start.
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Football Nauses on 09:37 - Oct 21 with 571 viewsfrancisbowles

Two in the row in front of me in SA Road. Come in late, separately a couple of minutes apart. Stop to say hello to a couple they know and kiss the woman, all whilst the game goes on behind them. Leave before HT to get the beer in. Come back late, again separately.
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Football Nauses on 10:00 - Oct 21 with 520 viewsmikeygunn

Fans who did ‘pro’ Joey Barton chants when he played for us
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Football Nauses on 11:43 - Oct 21 with 384 viewsmart_Goblin

Football Nauses on 18:47 - Oct 20 by BazzaInTheLoft

Exibit A: The Walnut Bladdered.

I don't mean you old boys with your massive prostates, i'm talking about youngsters that push past you every five minutes to take a piss / do a line. Usual turn up late as well. I'm end of row as well so if i'm unlucky I have a dozen of them.


Totally this Bazza

Pretty lucky where my season ticket is that I don’t get too much ‘traffic’ but I sat up in MU a couple times last season and the same 3 or 4 youngsters (guessing 18-22) come in late , disrupt everyone around the 25 minute mark , disrupt everyone again coming back a few minutes later , then again on 44 mins , then again on 48 mins coming back , then again on 65 mins …..f*ck me!!!

Both games exactly the same .
My old dad sitting in F block has gone through 2 years of bladder cancer treatment and he waits until half time or even full time .
Either got the smallest bladder known to man or of course it’s all about ‘the gear’.

Either way it’s a bit pathetic , and that’s coming from someone who’s been in and around D&D in quite a heavy way for 30 years .

Just watch the bloody game of go somewhere else !
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