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A different music thread: The Jukebox Killer 10:29 - Sep 5 with 10764 viewsBluce_Ree

You've been kidnapped by the Jukebox Killer. You find yourself chained up in a room. A screen turns on and a masked character with a voice filter says this;

"I am the Jukebox Killer. You now have to pick a song. If I like it, you will be released unharmed. If I don't you will have your face slowly carved off and fed to you until you bleed to death."

You can't tell the killer's gender, age, race or anything. You've just got to pick a song that's got the best chance of not getting you killed. So not necessarily your favourite song but just one that you reckon most people will like upon hearing it.

What do you pick, LFW?

Stefan Moore, Stefan Moore running down the wing. Stefan Moore, Stefan Moore running down the wing. He runs like a cheetah, his crosses couldn't be sweeter. Stefan Moore. Stefan Moore. Stefan Moore.

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A different music thread: The Jukebox Killer on 10:30 - Sep 5 with 7477 viewsBluce_Ree

I'm going with this.



It's not too far into any genre. It's pretty good. It's got decent playing/singing. Pretty good hook. Decent lyrics. I reckon this'll stop me having to eat my own face.

Stefan Moore, Stefan Moore running down the wing. Stefan Moore, Stefan Moore running down the wing. He runs like a cheetah, his crosses couldn't be sweeter. Stefan Moore. Stefan Moore. Stefan Moore.

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A different music thread: The Jukebox Killer on 10:37 - Sep 5 with 7455 viewsRs_Holy

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A different music thread: The Jukebox Killer on 10:59 - Sep 5 with 7430 viewsDaBurgh


When you reach the place beyond thoughts, the only thing you'll find is love and the only purpose of life becomes to ease the suffering of others.

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A different music thread: The Jukebox Killer on 11:11 - Sep 5 with 7404 viewsMick_S


Did I ever mention that I was in Minder?

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A different music thread: The Jukebox Killer on 11:36 - Sep 5 with 7378 viewsSilverfoxqpr

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A different music thread: The Jukebox Killer on 12:06 - Sep 5 with 7322 viewsAirtomoreira

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A different music thread: The Jukebox Killer on 12:11 - Sep 5 with 7297 viewsCateLeBonR

Soft stroked guitars laced with piano licks from heaven, throw away lyrics and more hooks than a fishmonger.

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A different music thread: The Jukebox Killer on 12:12 - Sep 5 with 7294 viewsE17hoop


It's always noisiest at the shallow end
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A different music thread: The Jukebox Killer on 12:53 - Sep 5 with 7202 viewsCroydonCaptJack

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A different music thread: The Jukebox Killer on 13:20 - Sep 5 with 7163 viewskensalriser

A different music thread: The Jukebox Killer on 12:12 - Sep 5 by E17hoop



If that's me you're definitely eating your face.

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A different music thread: The Jukebox Killer on 13:25 - Sep 5 with 7156 viewsSimonJames


100% of people who drink water will die.

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A different music thread: The Jukebox Killer on 13:34 - Sep 5 with 7136 viewsQCR

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A different music thread: The Jukebox Killer on 13:36 - Sep 5 with 7120 viewsCroydonCaptJack

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A different music thread: The Jukebox Killer on 13:52 - Sep 5 with 7077 viewsBazzaInTheLoft

You should incorporate Up and Downvotes into this.

Net positive: Go Free
Net Negative: Nae Face
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A different music thread: The Jukebox Killer on 13:52 - Sep 5 with 7075 viewsToast_R

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A different music thread: The Jukebox Killer on 14:37 - Sep 5 with 7009 viewsconnell10

If this one of ya kinky sex games I'm not interested!

AND WHEN I DREAM , I DREAM ABOUT YOU AND WHEN I SCREAM I SCREAM ABOUT YOU!!!!!
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A different music thread: The Jukebox Killer on 15:05 - Sep 5 with 6978 viewsEsox_Lucius


The grass is always greener.

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A different music thread: The Jukebox Killer on 15:21 - Sep 5 with 6945 viewscolinallcars

This one would frighten him, it frightens me…..

[Post edited 5 Sep 2023 16:00]
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A different music thread: The Jukebox Killer on 15:21 - Sep 5 with 6946 viewsdmm

Given the OP, I'll play it safe. No one, but no one, dislikes...

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A different music thread: The Jukebox Killer (n/t) on 17:12 - Sep 5 with 6843 viewsHooping_Mad

[Post edited 5 Sep 2023 17:13]

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A different music thread: The Jukebox Killer on 18:31 - Sep 5 with 6793 viewsqpr_1968


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A different music thread: The Jukebox Killer on 18:35 - Sep 5 with 6790 viewsqpr_1968

or this, he'll soon fcuk off.


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A different music thread: The Jukebox Killer on 19:01 - Sep 5 with 6763 viewsslmrstid

Surely...?
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A different music thread: The Jukebox Killer on 20:23 - Sep 5 with 6697 viewsUPPERLOFTNZ


Football is Faith
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A different music thread: The Jukebox Killer on 21:48 - Sep 5 with 6618 viewsE17hoop

A different music thread: The Jukebox Killer on 13:20 - Sep 5 by kensalriser

If that's me you're definitely eating your face.


Who doesn't love the singalong when they pump it out at stupid volume at sports events?

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