| Tigers at Layer Road 21:11 - Sep 23 with 223977 views | SparkfilmsTV |
In a strange twist of events l found myself in conversation with a young lady who had attended Layer Road for a match against Hull City in our first season in The Championship. The 5-1 encounter.
We were attending a promo evening for a band called The Datsuns in North London in 2008.
During the evening she explained that she had been present at a party that made the national news due to the tragic death of someone by the name of Mark Blanco.
The incident occurred in December 2006.
This incident will be shown on Channel 4 on Monday night at 22.00 in an hour long documentary and several people known to me have made contributions.
It may be of interest to some.
I am very much hoping that the police will reinvestigate the death of Mark Blanco as a result of what will be included in the content.
I know that what l was told by this young lady 15 years ago has been instrumental in the making of this documentary.
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| Tigers at Layer Road on 16:47 - Sep 18 with 1899 views | SparkfilmsTV |
SWOOP.
'Westminster Sid was giving his wings some exercise around Windsor last night'.
SQUORK
'Oh'.
SWOOP
'He found a red baseball cap with the words 'Kiss my Ass' emblazoned across the front'.
SQUORK
'Well, I'm sure there would have been plenty of people around who were prepared to go much further than that'. | | | |
| Tigers at Layer Road on 08:43 - Sep 19 with 1758 views | SparkfilmsTV |
SWOOP
'We've been considered for a part in a Citroen commercial Squork'.
SQUORK
'It's all a bit of a mystery to me how these entertainment agents discovered us'.
SWOOP
'They take a big cut of the fees Squork but say once everything gets rolling we will be in constant demand'.
SQUORK
''Not sure l want to be in demand, our freedom is priceless Swoop'. [Post edited 19 Sep 12:29]
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| Tigers at Layer Road on 09:04 - Sep 19 with 1749 views | SparkfilmsTV |
SWOOP
'I told the agent that if she is that interested she can take the trip from Holland Park and come to down town Colchester to meet us in our own backyard'.
SQUORK
'Which back yard Swoop, we have so many'.
SWOOP
'I think the Fire Station roof would be a good place and she can make use of the turn table ladder if she is that keen to discuss a contract'.
SQUORK
'We might as well listen to what she has to say but I'm reluctant to become 'in demand' - we could end up dancing on ice'.
SWOOP
'But we might get one of those cosy kitchen spots Squork and that would provide rich pickings'. | | | |
| Tigers at Layer Road on 10:54 - Sep 19 with 1731 views | SparkfilmsTV |
SQUORK
'What if we had to go on one of those awful morning chat shows and be interviewed by someone who resembles a squashed cabbage?'
SWOOP
'There would be a temptation to sabotage the show live on screen'. | | | |
| Tigers at Layer Road on 13:13 - Sep 19 with 1694 views | SparkfilmsTV |
SWOOP
'I doubt they will ask us to turn our beaks to furniture restoration'.
SQUORK
'And spend six hours of elbow grease on a hideous item that sells for four fishcakes at one of those stupid auctions'.
SWOOP
'And then lay there with a smug look on our chops suggesting that the time spent was somehow worthwhile'. | | | |
| Tigers at Layer Road on 13:26 - Sep 19 with 1690 views | SparkfilmsTV |
SQUORK
'Just imagine if they put us on an afternoon gameshow and insisted that we wear one of those awful coloured jumpers that they keep in the wardrobes back stage'.
SWOOP
'And then ask us about our stupid mundane lives that no one gives a flying duck about'.
SQUORK
'Worse still - they might ask us to present the show'.
SWOOP
'DUCK that!' [Post edited 19 Sep 17:31]
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| Tigers at Layer Road on 20:41 - Sep 19 with 1601 views | SparkfilmsTV |
SWOOP
'That was an interesting meeting Squork, if nothing else.'
SQUORK
'Mmmmm....she thinks we could be bigger than Pinky and Perky'.
SWOOP
'Pinky and Perky couldn't write their own songs and she seemed surprised that we have already had hits across the water'.
SQUORK
'She played some on her phone and seemed quite perplexed'.
SWOOP
'I didn't expect her to bring her husband'.
SQUORK
'I didn't expect her husband to be a she'.
SWOOP
'That's showbiz Squork'. | | | |
| Tigers at Layer Road on 20:55 - Sep 19 with 1595 views | SparkfilmsTV |
SWOOP
'She can't have come across any other seagulls with legal representation before'.
SQUORK
'Especially one with a beak and feathers'.
SWOOP
'It was good of Sid to fly in from Westminster this morning'.
SQUORK
'It made for a crowded rooftop'. | | | |
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| Tigers at Layer Road on 08:52 - Sep 20 with 1435 views | SparkfilmsTV |
SWOOP
'She seemed to take great delight in reeling off all those celebrity names we could end up in the same stable with'.
SQUORK
'Sounded like the cast from a freak show'.
SWOOP
'Some utterly hideous examples of ass lickers'. | | | |
| Tigers at Layer Road on 10:52 - Sep 20 with 1413 views | SparkfilmsTV |
SWOOP
'There's a demonstration by the War Memorial'.
SQUORK
'Looks like the Anti Bus Shelter League to the West and Bus Shelter Action to the East'.
SWOOP
'And a police riot van has just pulled up alongside'. | | | |
| Tigers at Layer Road on 20:53 - Sep 20 with 1345 views | SparkfilmsTV |
SWOOP
'Everybody wants to see a train wreck bleed'.
SQUORK
'Yeah, if we run with the Hollywood Dogs that will be us Swoop'. | | | |
| Tigers at Layer Road on 08:22 - Sep 21 with 1270 views | SparkfilmsTV |
SWOOP
'I dreamt we were flying over Holland Park and all these game show hosts were rolling across the clouds in bubbles and waving to us with fake fixed grins on their mugs'.
SQUORK
'Perish the thought'.
SWOOP
'Then typhoon tears rained down on them and they were all destroyed in an instant'.
SQUORK
'It's tough at the top'. | | | |
| Tigers at Layer Road on 10:40 - Sep 21 with 1255 views | SparkfilmsTV |
SQUORK
'Let's get a Sunday paper'.
SWOOP
'I'll take a look in ASDA - what do you fancy?'
SQUORK
'The Seagull Gazette'.
SWOOP
'The headline say's 'Gang of Four return to Clacton'.
SQUORK
'I bet they're winged with spray paint and milkshakes'.
SWOOP
'There's an article about Fish and Chip shops in Essex that have won awards'.
SQUORK
'Every fish and chip shop in Essex must have won some kind of award by now Swoop - awards are ten a fishcake'.
SWOOP
'Seems like every fast food joint across the nation has a worthless award of some kind'. [Post edited 21 Sep 10:44]
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| Tigers at Layer Road on 17:12 - Sep 21 with 1137 views | SparkfilmsTV |
SWOOP
'Text from Holland Park Central'.
SQUORK
'So she wants to know if we have reached a decision'.
SWOOP
'Perhaps we could say that Nandos is closed for a refurb and we are weighing up our options'.
SQUORK
'That will do nicely Swoop and ask her if she managed to get the snake back inside the pocket of her leopard skin coat'.
SWOOP
'Will do'. | | | |
| Tigers at Layer Road on 07:10 - Sep 22 with 1041 views | SparkfilmsTV |
SWOOP
'I dreamt a large colony of penguins had moved into Colchester and many of them had arrived by train from Clacton and Walton.
SQUORK
'I dreamt l was in Culver Square and there were Giraffes wandering around'. | | | |
| Tigers at Layer Road on 10:24 - Sep 22 with 1002 views | SparkfilmsTV |
SWOOP
'Hard to believe those in Holland Park are convinced we should write our memoirs Squork'.
SQUORK
'And they have asked us to suggest some titles'.
SWOOP
'How about 'Views from a rooftop?'
SQUORK
'Or - 'The misadventures of Swoop and Squork'.
SWOOP
'How about - 'Swoop and Squork's Exercise Book?'
SQUORK
'It could be in the form of a students exercise book Swoop'.
SWOOP
'Mmmm'. [Post edited 22 Sep 10:25]
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| Tigers at Layer Road on 11:06 - Sep 22 with 981 views | SparkfilmsTV |
SWOOP'
'Do you recall when Deliveroo's first appeared on the streets Squork?'
SQUORK
'Yes - in the evenings and then during lunchtime'.
SWOOP
'And now it's the mornings too'.
SQUORK
'And they don't know which side of the road they should be on'.
SWOOP
'That's because they are all learners Squork'. | | | |
| Tigers at Layer Road on 11:14 - Sep 22 with 975 views | SparkfilmsTV |
SWOOP
'Did you know that the food delivery riders supply Class A Squork?'
SQUORK
'So does Postman Pat'.
SWOOP
'And all the courier companies across the country'.
SQUORK
'That's showbiz'. | | | |
| Tigers at Layer Road on 12:32 - Sep 22 with 964 views | SparkfilmsTV |
SWOOP
'Let's take a little trip to Tollesbury'.
SQUORK
'And get the meat in the sandwich'. | | | |
| Tigers at Layer Road on 13:41 - Sep 22 with 952 views | SparkfilmsTV |
SWOOP
'There are some freaks out today Squork'.
SQUORK
'Yo....wellies sprayed silver and a six foot jelly on the A12'.
SWOOP
'There will be six foot jellies all the way from Romford to Frinton on Sea some day'. | | | |
| Tigers at Layer Road on 15:12 - Sep 22 with 942 views | SparkfilmsTV |
SWOOP
'A ten foot high jelly has appeared on the Bournemouth sea front'.
SQUORK
'Bets are off for who will be jumping into that head first'. | | | |
| Tigers at Layer Road on 17:15 - Sep 22 with 922 views | SparkfilmsTV |
SWOOP
'We may well end up.in a home for stars of yesteryear Squork like those characters we met this afternoon in Westcliff.
SQUORK
'Andy Pandy didn't say much - has an eye for fashion though'.
SWOOP
'He spent so much time swinging backwards and forwards he wasn't sure what side of the fence he was on'.
SQUORK
'Have Bill and Ben undergone plastic surgery?'
SWOOP
'More like ceramic surgery'. | | | |
| Tigers at Layer Road on 20:12 - Sep 22 with 893 views | SparkfilmsTV |
SWOOP
'If we had been around 60 years ago we could have landed on the Mi Amigo Squork - just imagine that!'
SQUORK
'Ah....Grocer Jack....is he the Jack that ate sugar lumps Swoop?'
SWOOP
'In a kind of a way'. | | | |
| Tigers at Layer Road on 07:15 - Sep 23 with 800 views | SparkfilmsTV |
SWOOP
'I had a strange dream Squork'.
SQUORK
'How strange?'
SWOOP
'Well, George W Bush was standing outside the Town Hall with a sandwich board hanging from his shoulders and it said 'Football Club For Sale'.
SQUORK
'Perhaps not that strange Swoop, there appears to be a connection between Colchester United and the former President of The United States'. | | | |
| Tigers at Layer Road on 11:46 - Sep 23 with 765 views | SparkfilmsTV |
SWOOP
'Hark....what is that l hear?'
SQUORK
'That be The Town Cryer no less proclaiming a fire sale Swoop'.
SWOOP
'How many fishcakes have we saved up?'
SQUORK
'Two and a half'. [Post edited 23 Sep 12:09]
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