Tigers at Layer Road 21:11 - Sep 23 with 188450 views | SparkfilmsTV | In a strange twist of events l found myself in conversation with a young lady who had attended Layer Road for a match against Hull City in our first season in The Championship. The 5-1 encounter. We were attending a promo evening for a band called The Datsuns in North London in 2008. During the evening she explained that she had been present at a party that made the national news due to the tragic death of someone by the name of Mark Blanco. The incident occurred in December 2006. This incident will be shown on Channel 4 on Monday night at 22.00 in an hour long documentary and several people known to me have made contributions. It may be of interest to some. I am very much hoping that the police will reinvestigate the death of Mark Blanco as a result of what will be included in the content. I know that what l was told by this young lady 15 years ago has been instrumental in the making of this documentary. |  | | |  |
Tigers at Layer Road on 11:36 - Sep 10 with 1225 views | SparkfilmsTV | SWOOP 'Speaking of a skirmish, what's going on outside Love Thy Burger? SQUORK 'Looks like the gentleman is none too pleased with that little yellow thing stuck on his windscreen'. SWOOP 'Or the person who put it there'. SQUORK 'What's that hold called the traffic warden has been put in, looks nasty. SWOOP 'That is known as a headlock'. SQUORK 'l hear sirens'. SWOOP 'They must have missed all the commotion and driven towards Coda and somehow have managed to be sitting upside down in their car'. SQUORK 'I wonder if it is the same guys who did that trick when we visited ASDA the other week?' [Post edited 10 Sep 11:37]
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Tigers at Layer Road on 16:15 - Sep 10 with 1154 views | SparkfilmsTV | SWOOP 'Horatio Pugwash has sailed up river and is taking his first look around Colchester since 1963'.' SQUORK 'Let's track the good Captain down'. SWOOP 'There he is at the bottom of Brook Street'. SQUORK 'He has discovered Kingdom of Vapes. SWOOP 'He looks bemused'. SQUORK 'Yes, he has taken a peep inside and is tugging at his mustache'. SWOOP 'He is looking to get it trimmed'. SQUORK 'He is after some beef sausages too'. SWOOP 'Well, he won't get either there'. [Post edited 10 Sep 17:00]
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Tigers at Layer Road on 16:32 - Sep 10 with 1147 views | SparkfilmsTV | SWOOP 'Oh dear, there's been an accident'. SQUORK 'What bad luck for Horatio being in collision with a Deliveroo and right outside The Goat and Boot'. SWOOP 'Those kind school children have helped Horatio to his feet and he is brushing himself down'. SQUORK 'He seems to be alright and with a sniff of ale in the air he appears to be attempting a little jig'. [Post edited 10 Sep 16:59]
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Tigers at Layer Road on 17:20 - Sep 10 with 1099 views | SparkfilmsTV | SWOOP 'He has made it up to the pharmacy but there is a skateboard approaching at high speed - time for me to swoop down and avert another accident'. SQUORK 'Wow that was a masterclass in swooping - you have saved Horatio's bacon and his beef sausages should he be fortunate to discover any on his travels. SWOOP 'He must wonder what kind of world he has walked into'. SQUORK 'What's that outside the turning into Land Lane?' SWOOP 'It's a drug dealer running around with a chainsaw'. SQUORK 'It might be the one we saw in Serpentine Walk last year'. SWOOP 'Same dealer but he has a new chainsaw by the looks of things'. [Post edited 10 Sep 18:31]
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Tigers at Layer Road on 17:49 - Sep 10 with 1067 views | SparkfilmsTV | SWOOP 'Horatio is dancing with death on his day trip into the Roman Citadel'. SQUORK 'More trauma than a wild storm in The Bay of Biscay'. SWOOP 'Oh no - looks like there is someone up on the ledge again high up on The Greyfriars Hotel'. SQUORK 'Horatio has clocked him and attempting to climb up and perform a rescue'. SWOOP 'Well even at 95 years old he has had a lot of experience climbing up to the crow's nest but that's with a rope ladder and this looks a little daunting'. SQUORK 'The emergency services are approaching from Cowdray Avenue but there has been a pile up involving a milk float, a Tesco delivery van, an Amazon van with the roof caved in and around five mopeds. SWOOP 'l make that seven mopeds all with 'L' plates'. SQUORK 'A large crowd have gathered and East Hill has come to a standstill. |  | |  |
Tigers at Layer Road on 18:10 - Sep 10 with 1062 views | SparkfilmsTV | SWOOP 'Wow! - Horatio has carried the man down to safety on his shoulder and everyone is cheering'. SQUORK 'This must rank as the finest moment in a long and distinguished life on the high waves and the byways in the times of Captain Horatio Pugwash'. SWOOP 'Let's play the Trumpet Hornpipe from the rooftops of Colchester tonight in celebration!'. [Post edited 10 Sep 21:07]
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Tigers at Layer Road on 10:52 - Sep 11 with 976 views | SparkfilmsTV | SWOOP 'There's a text from Gilbert and George'. SQUORK 'What goes?' SWOOP 'They've got word of some good nosh leftovers from a garden party at St. Gregory's over in Sudbury'. SQUORK 'I remember the scrumptious scones from last year- let's get going'. |  | |  |
Tigers at Layer Road on 11:27 - Sep 11 with 956 views | SparkfilmsTV | SWOOP 'Did you notice who was perched atop the weather vain on St Peter's?' SQUORK 'Afraid not - had my eyes fixed on a lovely cream bun one of the students at The Sixth Form College was about to munch on'. SWOOP 'Well it looked very much to me as though Dame Tracey Karima is up from Margate for a day trip'. SQUORK 'Hopefully we can all meet up later then'. |  | |  | Login to get fewer ads
Tigers at Layer Road on 12:33 - Sep 11 with 931 views | SparkfilmsTV | SWOOP 'A message from Seagull Central Air Watch has just flashed up'. SQUORK 'What's it say?'. SWOOP 'Large buzzard spotted over Great Horkesley and a scarecrow kite flying at Taylor's Farm in Cornard'. SQUORK 'Not too bad then. We need to work out our flight time back from Kirkley and Pakefield on Saturday evening so we can get back to Castle Park'. |  | |  |
Tigers at Layer Road on 12:46 - Sep 11 with 926 views | SparkfilmsTV | SWOOP 'What's going down in the Castle Park on Saturday night?' SQUORK 'Sophie Ellis - Bextor and Pixie Lott'. SWOOP 'Well Ellis - Bextor has given birth to more children that she has had hits and l'd rather it was The Pixies than Pixie'. SQUORK 'Me too'. |  | |  |
Tigers at Layer Road on 13:01 - Sep 11 with 921 views | SparkfilmsTV | SWOOP 'Oh, the lovely Louise has sent a text'. SQUORK 'What's up?' SWOOP It's very exciting news Squork - TInchy Stryder will be appearing in Castle Park on Saturday!' SQUORK 'I love TInchy - that will get my wings flapping and my beak quivering!' |  | |  |
Tigers at Layer Road on 17:35 - Sep 11 with 883 views | SparkfilmsTV | SWOOP 'Those lovely children in Felixstowe have recorded White Cliffs of Dover and we get a mention in the opening line'. SQUORK "We need to rehearse it and get Louise and Dame Tracey on backing vocals for the concert in Cromer next week'. SWOOP 'They'll be Seagulls over the White Cliffs of Dover....just you wait and see'. SQUORK 'Let's have a run through of that this evening at McDonald's on Cowdray Avenue:. SWOOP 'We still need another four songs for our set'. SQUORK 'I Do Love to be Beside the Seaside'. SWOOP 'Good call Squork, that should work nicely'. ' [Post edited 11 Sep 17:40]
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Tigers at Layer Road on 17:55 - Sep 11 with 871 views | SparkfilmsTV | SQUORK 'We could also do 'Drunken Sailor', 'A Life on the Ocean Wave' and 'Seaside Rendezvous'. SWOOP 'Indeed we could, and how about Captain Pugwash joins us for a solo of '"Drop of Nelson's Blood'. SQUORK 'And Captain Starmer sings 'Drop of Peter and Angela's Blood'. SWOOP 'But Captain Starmer can't sing'. SQUORK 'He could do a spoken word version of 'Drowning Man'. [Post edited 11 Sep 17:57]
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Tigers at Layer Road on 18:49 - Sep 11 with 852 views | SparkfilmsTV | SQUORK 'Our Westminster compatriots are hinting that Shark Eyes might be removed from deck'. SWOOP 'And Trout Chops too'. |  | |  |
Tigers at Layer Road on 21:52 - Sep 11 with 811 views | SparkfilmsTV | SWOOP 'You know when we were atop the bingo hall near the pretend bus park this afternoon'. SQUORK 'Yeah'. SWOOP 'Did you hear something squeaking like a baby piglet?' SQUORK 'Yeah'. SWOOP 'Do you know what is was? SQUORK 'Na'. SWOOP 'Well it wasn't a baby piglet or something needing some WD40. SQUORT 'What was it then? SWOOP 'A person' |  | |  |
Tigers at Layer Road on 22:08 - Sep 11 with 803 views | SparkfilmsTV | SQUORK 'Trout chops has just had a delivery'. SWOOP 'A late night supper?' SQUORK 'Not quite - about 20 boxes of tissues'. |  | |  |
Tigers at Layer Road on 08:46 - Sep 12 with 739 views | SparkfilmsTV | SWOOP 'He seems in a bit of a hurry'. SQUORK 'Looks like some of these joggers have upped the pace a bit'. SWOOP 'And increased the load'. SQUORK 'Well he has a trolley full'. SWOOP 'l'll take a closer look'. SQUORK 'What's he got?' SWOOP 'About 40 bottles of whiskey'. SQUORK 'Oh - here comes the chaser'. SWOOP 'And another one'. SQUORK 'Four now'. |  | |  |
Tigers at Layer Road on 09:13 - Sep 12 with 726 views | SparkfilmsTV | SWOOP 'He has run through the traffic'. SQUORK 'Heading for the Ten Pin'. SWOOP 'Loving the rattle of wheels and bottles'. SQUORK 'Looks like another fun day in Colchester on this sunny Friday morning'. |  | |  |
Tigers at Layer Road on 11:31 - Sep 12 with 699 views | SparkfilmsTV | SWOOP 'Text from Westminster Sid'. SQUORK 'Oh'. SWOOP "Amazon delivery van at the abode of Trout Chops'. SQUORK 'Not more tissues?' SWOOP 'More likely Shark Eyes has bought her an abacus'. |  | |  |
Tigers at Layer Road on 22:24 - Sep 12 with 592 views | SparkfilmsTV | SWOOP 'Looks like the Gosfield Geese have flown in to get a taste of the nightlife'. SQUORK 'They are rather prone to a sniff of the skunk weed in the air'. |  | |  |
Tigers at Layer Road on 06:49 - Sep 13 with 518 views | SparkfilmsTV | SWOOP 'Busy day today Squork, let's get some breakfast'. SQUORK 'I had a dream that we were flying by the River Tigris'. SWOOP 'How very strange - so did l'. SQUORK 'It was a lovely warm sunlit day and we were admiring the palm trees'. SWOOP 'I doubt we will see many palm trees today'. [Post edited 13 Sep 6:51]
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Tigers at Layer Road on 07:01 - Sep 13 with 505 views | SparkfilmsTV | SWOOP 'What's it say on The Sun?' SQUORK 'Davina to get married'. SWOOP 'Thought she was married'. SQUORK 'So did l'. SWOOP 'I wonder if she is still doing those parachute jumps?' SQUORK 'Or jogging around Suffolk'. [Post edited 13 Sep 7:06]
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Tigers at Layer Road on 07:20 - Sep 13 with 495 views | SparkfilmsTV | SWOOP 'Text from The Felixstowe Flyer - he went to Portman Road last night and watched the match from his favourite floodlight'. SQUORK 'What was the score?' SWOOP 'He counted five goals going into the Sheffield United net'. SQUORK 'I bet Trout Chops wouldn't have counted that many goals'. SWOOP 'Where are Colchester today?' SQUORK 'Accrington Stanley'. SWOOP 'That's a long flight'. |  | |  |
Tigers at Layer Road on 17:23 - Sep 13 with 438 views | SparkfilmsTV | SWOOP 'Oh look - l didn't realise Colchester had a women's rugby team". SQUORK 'Well those women are in a scrum but l don't think it's an organised match'. SWOOP 'I'm not too sure of the rules Squork but are they allowed to hit one another with traffic cones?. |  | |  |
Tigers at Layer Road on 20:51 - Sep 13 with 409 views | SparkfilmsTV | SWOOP 'Billy and the black crows are back in town'. SQUORK 'Thought we'd seen them off after the bun fight in Culver Square'. SWOOP 'Sadly not Squork, they are hanging out at Greggs KFC'. SQUORK 'Shame we missed Tinchy Stryder this afternoon, our social calendar is still full to overflowing'. SWOOP 'Not forgetting the Wivenhoe Wanderer will be in town tomorrow and he will be expecting to meet us on top of Jumbo for a briefing around 12.30'. |  | |  |
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