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Football quotes my late Dad used to say 21:44 - Mar 24 with 2335 views

“Couldn’t lace his boots” pertaining to a player who supposedly was the new best thing but would mention another player in the same position
“ Couldn’t trap a bag of cement “ not very skilful!
“ Touch of a rapist” Christ knows where he got that from🤷
“Wouldn’t miss a header in the bath” solid centre half!

Any others?

Football quotes my late Dad used to say on 15:52 - Mar 25 with 501 views

robith

Anytime the oppo got a good chance and wasted it, my late dad would turn to me and say "it's a good job they're shit". Like clockwork

Football quotes my late Dad used to say on 16:07 - Mar 25 with 473 views

CroydonCaptJack

Educated left foot.

Football quotes my late Dad used to say on 16:18 - Mar 25 with 445 views

VancouverHoop

"Oooo! That ball went right off his Brylcream!" On a favourite striker's attempt to head a difficult cross.

" Oh Come on! Don't pass to him. He'll score once in a Preston Guild if he's lucky!

Football quotes my late Dad used to say on 16:28 - Mar 25 with 424 views

Mick_S

Football quotes my late Dad used to say on 16:07 - Mar 25 by CroydonCaptJack
Educated left foot.

I had two 😉

Did I ever mention that I was in Minder?

Football quotes my late Dad used to say on 16:39 - Mar 25 with 414 views

Esox_Lucius

Goalkeeper: Dracula as he couldn't deal with crosses.
Striker: Jigsaw as he went to pieces in the box.

The grass is always greener.

Football quotes my late Dad used to say on 19:19 - Mar 25 with 319 views

hantssi

Football quotes my late Dad used to say on 08:35 - Mar 25 by Third_Division_South
“Shovelfoot” when a player blasted it over the bar “Lino” for a player who’s “always on the floor”

My dad used to call Tony Hazel “Shovelfoot” and there was always “Lino Leach”!

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