| Corny Joke Warning 16:56 - Aug 29 with 1073519 views | Boston |
What vehicle do electricians prefer to drive?
A Volts Wagon. |  |
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| Corny Joke Warning on 20:09 - Jan 26 with 9757 views | Sonofpugwash |
In hospital tonight I walked past a ward where all the patients were avidly reciting Scottish poetry.
I think it must have been the Serious Burns unit. |  |
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| Corny Joke Warning on 20:02 - Jan 29 with 9456 views | Sonofpugwash |
Why did the Vegan cross the road?
To tell perfect strangers that he was a Vegan. | |
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| Corny Joke Warning on 19:40 - Feb 4 with 9017 views | loftboy |
I went on a tour of HMS Victory. There was a brass plaque on a wooden block on the deck that said:" This is where Nelson fell." I'm not surprised I nearly tripped over it myself. |  |
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| Corny Joke Warning on 21:04 - Feb 4 with 8956 views | Sonofpugwash |
Weirdest thing happened at the bakery this morning.
A pie fell off the shelf, then another and another.
They were lemming meringue pies. | |
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| Corny Joke Warning on 17:53 - Feb 7 with 8736 views | 81A |
Went to see a Greek Eagles tribute act the other day. They played their hit song "Hotel Kefalonia" | | | |
| Corny Joke Warning on 11:03 - Feb 9 with 8500 views | Sonofpugwash |
Just come back from Asda. There was a group of teenagers outside like "excuse me Mr will you get us 20 Richmond, please, they wont serve us!" So I agreed to do it anyway, thinking thats my good deed done for the day.
Anyway Ive gone in and got them and when I handed them over they started effing and blinding at me! If that’s what good deeds get you with the young folk of today, They can get their own feckin sausages next time!! | |
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| Corny Joke Warning on 11:08 - Feb 9 with 8482 views | Esox_Lucius |
I dropped in to my local travel agent to book one of those 3 week Viking Cruises. £1500 and not a single stop for rape and pillaging along the way! I'm keeping my money. [Post edited 9 Feb 2024 21:41]
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| Corny Joke Warning on 17:52 - Feb 11 with 8294 views | Esox_Lucius |
My wife just brought a kitten back from the rescue centre. We are going to call it Globe as it means the world to us. | |
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| Corny Joke Warning on 18:44 - Feb 11 with 8240 views | Boston |
| Corny Joke Warning on 17:52 - Feb 11 by Esox_Lucius |
My wife just brought a kitten back from the rescue centre. We are going to call it Globe as it means the world to us. |
Make sure you feed it right..mice crispies. | |
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| Corny Joke Warning on 20:23 - Feb 11 with 8191 views | HantsR |
| Corny Joke Warning on 18:44 - Feb 11 by Boston |
Make sure you feed it right..mice crispies. |
...and treat it gently, just light mousework |  | | |
| Corny Joke Warning on 19:05 - Feb 12 with 8052 views | qprphil |
Looking for some advice. How many roses should I give my wife on Valentines Day,? 6, 12, or 24.? Or should I give her the whole tin.? | | | |
| Corny Joke Warning on 20:52 - Feb 12 with 7974 views | Lblock |
| Corny Joke Warning on 19:05 - Feb 12 by qprphil |
Looking for some advice. How many roses should I give my wife on Valentines Day,? 6, 12, or 24.? Or should I give her the whole tin.? |
Give her one
Who says romance is dead? |  |
| Cherish and enjoy life.... this ain't no dress rehearsal |
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| Corny Joke Warning on 17:45 - Feb 13 with 7745 views | Sonofpugwash |
A man was shot with a starting pistol this afternoon.
Police say it might be race related. | |
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| Corny Joke Warning on 20:05 - Feb 16 with 7545 views | Dorse |
'Holmes! We have a case! It appears that Professor Fortesque-Smythe has been murdered by way of having 400 citrus fruits inserted into his corybungus. What do you think, Holmes? Can you solve it?'
'Indubitably. It's Lemon-Entry, my dear Watson...' |  |
| 'What do we want? We don't know! When do we want it? Now!' |
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| Corny Joke Warning on 20:30 - Feb 16 with 7512 views | Sonofpugwash |
I've just landed a date with a lady who identifies as a wheelie bin.
Not sure whether I'm taking her out on Wednesday or Thursday. | |
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| Corny Joke Warning on 19:35 - Feb 19 with 7319 views | Boston |
As my father told me.....
Money might not buy happiness,
But, poverty can't buy anything. | |
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| Corny Joke Warning on 19:50 - Feb 19 with 7283 views | Rebalhoop |
I don’t know many jokes about Motown,only 2 or 3…….Four Tops | | | |
| Corny Joke Warning on 03:02 - Feb 21 with 7000 views | rbee |
What do you call a lazy doctor?
Doctor Dolittle |  | | |
| Corny Joke Warning on 17:18 - Feb 21 with 6830 views | Esox_Lucius |
RSPCA: What the hell did you think you were doing releasing all those birds at your wedding?
My wife: But it is such a romantic thing to do.
RSPCA: Not when it is Ostriches. | |
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| Corny Joke Warning on 17:50 - Feb 22 with 6649 views | Sonofpugwash |
I love face painting but apparently you have to ask the subject's permission before you do it. | |
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| Corny Joke Warning on 15:54 - Feb 24 with 6397 views | rbee |
How many corners do QPR need to actually score from one? | | | |
| Corny Joke Warning on 18:37 - Feb 24 with 11659 views | Boston |
The President is visiting three states today...
Unconscious, barely conscious and confused. | |
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| Corny Joke Warning on 10:53 - Feb 28 with 11393 views | hantssi |
Did you know, dogs can’t operate MRI machines. But catscan! | | | |
| Corny Joke Warning on 13:42 - Feb 28 with 11312 views | Lblock |
| Corny Joke Warning on 10:53 - Feb 28 by hantssi |
Did you know, dogs can’t operate MRI machines. But catscan! |
Didn't know that
But you can get a Lab report
Only go for the catscan if you're feline sick | |
| Cherish and enjoy life.... this ain't no dress rehearsal |
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