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Corny Joke Warning 16:56 - Aug 29 with 1073079 viewsBoston

What vehicle do electricians prefer to drive?

A Volts Wagon.

Poll: Thank God The Seaons Over.

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Corny Joke Warning on 21:41 - Sep 8 with 3636 viewsEsox_Lucius

Somebody has been grassing up the local PE teachers for their lack of qualifications but nobody knows who the whistle blowers are.

The grass is always greener.

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Corny Joke Warning on 14:54 - Sep 29 with 2905 viewsjohann28

Christ, what a morning. On the way to the tube a clarinet tripped me up, then a violin hit me over the head whilst a nasty looking bassoon kicked me in the guts.

I'm not usually one for conspiracy theories, but this looks to me suspiciously like an orchestrated attack.
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Corny Joke Warning on 08:29 - Oct 4 with 2345 viewsjohann28

Make sure you catch a stunning new Netflix series in which a wealthy young man gradually attempts to fix the face of his metal fiancee.

It's called Bride's Head Re-Riveted
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Corny Joke Warning on 17:14 - Oct 8 with 1993 viewsEsox_Lucius

I paid in advance for a joiner to build me a double bed and he's done a bunk.

The grass is always greener.

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Corny Joke Warning on 17:48 - Oct 8 with 1943 viewsBoston

Corny Joke Warning on 14:54 - Sep 29 by johann28

Christ, what a morning. On the way to the tube a clarinet tripped me up, then a violin hit me over the head whilst a nasty looking bassoon kicked me in the guts.

I'm not usually one for conspiracy theories, but this looks to me suspiciously like an orchestrated attack.


Rushed down to the local hospital and fixed up with a tuba glue no doubt.

Poll: Thank God The Seaons Over.

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Corny Joke Warning on 17:38 - Oct 10 with 1533 viewsEsox_Lucius

I heard back today regarding my application to become a postman. I start last Monday.

The grass is always greener.

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Corny Joke Warning on 16:06 - Oct 14 with 1248 viewshantssi

Having a bad day?
That’s nothing. I’m frightened of German sausages so had to go to the doctor as I feared the wurst.
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Corny Joke Warning on 16:09 - Oct 14 with 1240 viewsEsox_Lucius

As it is Columbus Day, I decided to steal something off someone and claim it as mine.
(wah haay a bit of politics © Ben Elton)

The grass is always greener.

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Corny Joke Warning on 18:01 - Oct 14 with 1118 viewshantssi

I was out in town yesterday and a bloke came up to me and asked “Are those thick lens glasses?”
So I said “No they’re mine.”
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Corny Joke Warning on 18:43 - Oct 14 with 1065 viewsLondon_Pride

Hyphenated
Non-hyphenated

The irony!
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Corny Joke Warning on 21:24 - Oct 14 with 954 viewsBoston

Why is Britain so wet?

A monarch has reigned for hundreds of years.

Poll: Thank God The Seaons Over.

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Corny Joke Warning on 23:18 - Oct 14 with 840 viewsloftboy

My mate just spent £500 on a limo for his wedding, he just found out it comes without a driver!

All that money and nothing to chauffeur it.

Nourry out
Poll: Who’s starting between the sticks v Preston?

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Corny Joke Warning on 16:06 - Oct 24 with 179 viewshantssi

I've just arranged a date with a woman who identifies as a wheelie bin ... the trouble is I can't remember if I'm taking her out Tuesday or Wednesday 😶
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