| Corny Joke Warning 16:56 - Aug 29 with 1073079 views | Boston |
What vehicle do electricians prefer to drive?
A Volts Wagon. |  |
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| Corny Joke Warning on 21:41 - Sep 8 with 3636 views | Esox_Lucius |
Somebody has been grassing up the local PE teachers for their lack of qualifications but nobody knows who the whistle blowers are. |  |
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| Corny Joke Warning on 14:54 - Sep 29 with 2905 views | johann28 |
Christ, what a morning. On the way to the tube a clarinet tripped me up, then a violin hit me over the head whilst a nasty looking bassoon kicked me in the guts.
I'm not usually one for conspiracy theories, but this looks to me suspiciously like an orchestrated attack. |  | | |
| Corny Joke Warning on 08:29 - Oct 4 with 2345 views | johann28 |
Make sure you catch a stunning new Netflix series in which a wealthy young man gradually attempts to fix the face of his metal fiancee.
It's called Bride's Head Re-Riveted | | | |
| Corny Joke Warning on 17:14 - Oct 8 with 1993 views | Esox_Lucius |
I paid in advance for a joiner to build me a double bed and he's done a bunk. | |
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| Corny Joke Warning on 17:48 - Oct 8 with 1943 views | Boston |
| Corny Joke Warning on 14:54 - Sep 29 by johann28 |
Christ, what a morning. On the way to the tube a clarinet tripped me up, then a violin hit me over the head whilst a nasty looking bassoon kicked me in the guts.
I'm not usually one for conspiracy theories, but this looks to me suspiciously like an orchestrated attack. |
Rushed down to the local hospital and fixed up with a tuba glue no doubt. | |
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| Corny Joke Warning on 17:38 - Oct 10 with 1533 views | Esox_Lucius |
I heard back today regarding my application to become a postman. I start last Monday. | |
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| Corny Joke Warning on 16:06 - Oct 14 with 1248 views | hantssi |
Having a bad day?
That’s nothing. I’m frightened of German sausages so had to go to the doctor as I feared the wurst. | | | |
| Corny Joke Warning on 16:09 - Oct 14 with 1240 views | Esox_Lucius |
As it is Columbus Day, I decided to steal something off someone and claim it as mine.
(wah haay a bit of politics © Ben Elton) | |
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| Corny Joke Warning on 18:01 - Oct 14 with 1118 views | hantssi |
I was out in town yesterday and a bloke came up to me and asked “Are those thick lens glasses?”
So I said “No they’re mine.” | | | |
| Corny Joke Warning on 18:43 - Oct 14 with 1065 views | London_Pride |
Hyphenated
Non-hyphenated
The irony! |  | | |
| Corny Joke Warning on 21:24 - Oct 14 with 954 views | Boston |
Why is Britain so wet?
A monarch has reigned for hundreds of years. | |
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| Corny Joke Warning on 23:18 - Oct 14 with 840 views | loftboy |
My mate just spent £500 on a limo for his wedding, he just found out it comes without a driver!
All that money and nothing to chauffeur it. |  |
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| Corny Joke Warning on 16:06 - Oct 24 with 179 views | hantssi |
I've just arranged a date with a woman who identifies as a wheelie bin ... the trouble is I can't remember if I'm taking her out Tuesday or Wednesday 😶 | | | |
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