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You've heard of a 'mockney', someone who pretends to be a Londoner? Well, they have the same lark in Stockholm where people turn up from around the globe and five minutes later lash it on that they're Scandinavians. Locals call 'em artificial Swedeners.
I went to the doctors for chronic constipation. They prescribed me LSD. I was so surprised that I never thought to ask how LSD was supposed to cure my constipation. It all became clear when I shit myself as a fire breathing dragon jumped up from behind my sofa.