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Corny Joke Warning 16:56 - Aug 29 with 930256 viewsBoston

What vehicle do electricians prefer to drive?

A Volts Wagon.

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Corny Joke Warning on 02:29 - May 22 with 1077 viewsBoston

Where does the Swedish marathon end?

The Finnish Line.

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Corny Joke Warning on 02:09 - May 23 with 908 viewsBoston

You've heard of a 'mockney', someone who pretends to be a Londoner? Well, they have the same lark in Stockholm where people turn up from around the globe and five minutes later lash it on that they're Scandinavians. Locals call 'em artificial Swedeners.

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Corny Joke Warning on 02:18 - May 26 with 690 viewsBoston

How d'ya spot a blind man at a nudist beach?

It's not hard.

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Corny Joke Warning on 02:22 - May 26 with 688 viewsBoston

Two old biddy's sitting on a park bench when a man wearing a raincoat walked by and flashed them.

One had a stroke.

The other couldn't quite reach.

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Corny Joke Warning on 13:21 - May 26 with 548 viewsGhost_on_the_Westway

I went to the sperm bank and the nurse asked me to masturbate in the cup.
I said Well I’m quite good at it but not at a competitive level.
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Corny Joke Warning on 16:35 - May 26 with 438 viewsEsox_Lucius

I went to the doctors for chronic constipation. They prescribed me LSD. I was so surprised that I never thought to ask how LSD was supposed to cure my constipation. It all became clear when I shit myself as a fire breathing dragon jumped up from behind my sofa.

The grass is always greener.

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Corny Joke Warning on 17:46 - May 30 with 145 viewsEsox_Lucius

I went to the doctor and told them I was in a lot of pain from a swollen and throbbing foot. He took a look then turned to me and said "gout"
"But, but, I've only just got here and you haven't told me what's wrong with my foot"

The grass is always greener.

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