| Corny Joke Warning 16:56 - Aug 29 with 988036 views | Boston |
What vehicle do electricians prefer to drive?
A Volts Wagon. |  |
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| Corny Joke Warning on 20:32 - Jul 25 with 1809 views | Boston |
| Corny Joke Warning on 07:22 - Jul 25 by MoonshineSteve |
I'd take that as a condiment. |
Well, Mr Kasparov does come over as a practitioner of safe sex. | |
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| Corny Joke Warning on 12:39 - Jul 26 with 1628 views | johann28 |
I told the doctor that everytime I walk from one country into another I have an overriding desire to get drunk.
He said I was borderline alcoholic |  | | |
| Corny Joke Warning on 19:02 - Aug 2 with 1297 views | Boston |
In wine there is truth
In beer there is freedom
In water there is bacteria. | |
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| Corny Joke Warning on 21:37 - Aug 2 with 1144 views | colinallcars |
| Corny Joke Warning on 12:39 - Jul 26 by johann28 |
I told the doctor that everytime I walk from one country into another I have an overriding desire to get drunk.
He said I was borderline alcoholic |
My doc said “I hope you don't mind me saying so old boy, but you seem like the sort of chap that drinks rather a lot”.
I told him I had about 15 pints a day, half a bottle of whisky and a few stiff brandies before going to bed.
He said “my God, that'll never do - try having a bit more at weekends”. |  | | |
| Corny Joke Warning on 22:17 - Aug 2 with 1108 views | NewBee |
| Corny Joke Warning on 21:37 - Aug 2 by colinallcars |
My doc said “I hope you don't mind me saying so old boy, but you seem like the sort of chap that drinks rather a lot”.
I told him I had about 15 pints a day, half a bottle of whisky and a few stiff brandies before going to bed.
He said “my God, that'll never do - try having a bit more at weekends”. |
Definition of an alcoholic: Someone who drinks more than his Doctor... | | | |
| Corny Joke Warning on 15:38 - Aug 3 with 896 views | Boston |
Alcohol is a truly effective solvent.
It dissolves marriages, careers, wage packets... | |
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| Corny Joke Warning on 19:55 - Aug 7 with 570 views | colinallcars |
Still on the alcohol theme..
I said to the barkeep earlier “what's that Jewish song they sing at weddings ?”
“Hava nagila” he said.
“No thanks, I'll stick with me bitter” I replied. | | | |
| Corny Joke Warning on 09:43 - Aug 11 with 295 views | Esox_Lucius |
I met a lovely lady and after a few dates I thought she's the one. She invited me to stay over, and when I went into the bedroom I noticed that her wardrobe door was open. Iooked in and saw a French maid outfit, a policewoman outfit, a nurses outfit a playboy bunny outfit and thought, that's a real shame and left. It would never have worked if she couldn't even hold down a job for long. |  |
| The grass is always greener. |
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