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Corny Joke Warning 16:56 - Aug 29 with 1054313 viewsBoston

What vehicle do electricians prefer to drive?

A Volts Wagon.

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Corny Joke Warning on 20:32 - Jul 25 with 5250 viewsBoston

Corny Joke Warning on 07:22 - Jul 25 by MoonshineSteve

I'd take that as a condiment.


Well, Mr Kasparov does come over as a practitioner of safe sex.

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Corny Joke Warning on 12:39 - Jul 26 with 5069 viewsjohann28

I told the doctor that everytime I walk from one country into another I have an overriding desire to get drunk.

He said I was borderline alcoholic
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Corny Joke Warning on 19:02 - Aug 2 with 4738 viewsBoston

In wine there is truth
In beer there is freedom

In water there is bacteria.

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Corny Joke Warning on 21:37 - Aug 2 with 4585 viewscolinallcars

Corny Joke Warning on 12:39 - Jul 26 by johann28

I told the doctor that everytime I walk from one country into another I have an overriding desire to get drunk.

He said I was borderline alcoholic


My doc said “I hope you don't mind me saying so old boy, but you seem like the sort of chap that drinks rather a lot”.
I told him I had about 15 pints a day, half a bottle of whisky and a few stiff brandies before going to bed.
He said “my God, that'll never do - try having a bit more at weekends”.
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Corny Joke Warning on 22:17 - Aug 2 with 4545 viewsNewBee

Corny Joke Warning on 21:37 - Aug 2 by colinallcars

My doc said “I hope you don't mind me saying so old boy, but you seem like the sort of chap that drinks rather a lot”.
I told him I had about 15 pints a day, half a bottle of whisky and a few stiff brandies before going to bed.
He said “my God, that'll never do - try having a bit more at weekends”.


Definition of an alcoholic: Someone who drinks more than his Doctor...
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Corny Joke Warning on 15:38 - Aug 3 with 4337 viewsBoston

Alcohol is a truly effective solvent.

It dissolves marriages, careers, wage packets...

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Corny Joke Warning on 19:55 - Aug 7 with 4011 viewscolinallcars

Still on the alcohol theme..
I said to the barkeep earlier “what's that Jewish song they sing at weddings ?”
“Hava nagila” he said.
“No thanks, I'll stick with me bitter” I replied.
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Corny Joke Warning on 09:43 - Aug 11 with 3736 viewsEsox_Lucius

I met a lovely lady and after a few dates I thought she's the one. She invited me to stay over, and when I went into the bedroom I noticed that her wardrobe door was open. Iooked in and saw a French maid outfit, a policewoman outfit, a nurses outfit a playboy bunny outfit and thought, that's a real shame and left. It would never have worked if she couldn't even hold down a job for long.

The grass is always greener.

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Corny Joke Warning on 01:05 - Aug 20 with 3395 viewsBoston

Cowboys don't roll joint's y'know

They tumble weed.

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Corny Joke Warning on 12:14 - Aug 20 with 3237 viewsloftboy

DID YOU KNOW

If you make a path out of French paintings, beetles will compulsively follow it.

Because Monet is the route of all weevil.

Nourry out
Poll: Who’s starting between the sticks v Preston?

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Corny Joke Warning on 02:05 - Aug 21 with 3061 viewsBoston

Whoever invented knock knock jokes deserves a no bell prize.
[Post edited 21 Aug 2:06]

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Corny Joke Warning on 10:50 - Aug 22 with 2795 viewsEsox_Lucius

Last night I had the strangest dream that Sir Galahad and Sir Lancelot got gold and silver in the 100 meters.

I say last night, it was actually two knights running.

The grass is always greener.

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Corny Joke Warning on 16:55 - Aug 24 with 2587 viewsGhostofleewallace

Corny Joke Warning on 10:50 - Aug 22 by Esox_Lucius

Last night I had the strangest dream that Sir Galahad and Sir Lancelot got gold and silver in the 100 meters.

I say last night, it was actually two knights running.


Cant believe I sat right through that 7-1 loss on Saturday til the end!!

A 7-1 pounding...now i know how Snow White felt!!!!😁
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Corny Joke Warning on 17:42 - Aug 24 with 2516 viewsGhostofleewallace

Mr Wong and Mrs Wong want to have a caucasian baby, but they can’t...why?

Because two wongs don’t make a white !
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Corny Joke Warning on 17:42 - Aug 24 with 2516 viewsloftboy

Corny Joke Warning on 16:55 - Aug 24 by Ghostofleewallace

Cant believe I sat right through that 7-1 loss on Saturday til the end!!

A 7-1 pounding...now i know how Snow White felt!!!!😁


Can’t believe someone has reported that as abuse.

Nourry out
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Corny Joke Warning on 20:59 - Aug 24 with 2421 viewsGhost_on_the_Westway

I was in the doctors and he says to me, “You really do need to stop masturbating”.
I said “Really? Why’s that?”
and he said, “Well, I’m trying to examine you”.

I need a SAGA. What’s the SAGA? It’s ….. Queen’s Park Rangers.

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Corny Joke Warning on 21:27 - Aug 24 with 2366 viewsFredManRave

Corny Joke Warning on 17:42 - Aug 24 by loftboy

Can’t believe someone has reported that as abuse.


Welcome to 2025.

Somebody obviously got upset on Snow Whites behalf.

I've got the Power.
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Corny Joke Warning on 22:39 - Aug 24 with 2303 viewsLblock

I was looking to change career and considered qualifying in taxidermy

It’s a four year course

Stuff that

Cherish and enjoy life.... this ain't no dress rehearsal

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Corny Joke Warning on 12:45 - Sep 4 with 1971 viewsEsox_Lucius

I think it is only now I can admit this in public. I snuck upstairs to the bedroom to watch Man Utd vs Grimsby whilst my wife watched her shows. About 20 mins into the game and I heard her coming up the stairs so I quickly pulled my pants around my ankles and switched channels to Porntube before she walked in on me.

The grass is always greener.

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Corny Joke Warning on 22:05 - Sep 5 with 1597 viewsLblock

Not sure if I’ve done this one before but…..

Times are tough at the moment for lots of our community

A friend of mine is a dwarf

He’s finding it really hard to put food on the table….

Cherish and enjoy life.... this ain't no dress rehearsal

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Corny Joke Warning on 23:19 - Sep 5 with 1531 viewsBoston

Y'now, one of the things I miss about London is the Boat Race.

It was oar some.

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Corny Joke Warning on 06:34 - Sep 6 with 1419 viewsLblock

A Chinese restaurant has complained about their electricity bill for £34,000 up from £9000 for the same period the previous year.
Apparently they have a fault in their system
They have explained that although they can't turn off the lights they do dim sum.

Cherish and enjoy life.... this ain't no dress rehearsal

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Corny Joke Warning on 08:17 - Sep 6 with 1378 viewsEsox_Lucius

I was invited to a live autopsy at a club, or so I thought. When I arrived it was an open mike night.

The grass is always greener.

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Corny Joke Warning on 09:31 - Sep 6 with 1351 viewsjohann28

Corny Joke Warning on 23:19 - Sep 5 by Boston

Y'now, one of the things I miss about London is the Boat Race.

It was oar some.


To compete in the Oxford & Cambridge boat race, do you need a scholar-ship?
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Corny Joke Warning on 13:01 - Sep 6 with 1265 viewsEsox_Lucius

Corny Joke Warning on 09:31 - Sep 6 by johann28

To compete in the Oxford & Cambridge boat race, do you need a scholar-ship?


A scull oar ship surely?

The grass is always greener.

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