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Lockdown XI 12:11 - Apr 15 with 3055 views

I hope this is not in too bad taste, (apologies to anyone affected or bereaved), I present my Rangers Lockdown Eleven.

I struggled for a goalie, but I seem to remember Baraclough once taking the green shirt as an emergency keeper (or I may be losing it? Not the first time that’s been said…), so:

XI:
Ian BaraCough
Covid Bardsley
Gasper Gorkss
Danny Medics
Handgel Rangel
Antti-bodies Heinola
(no)Andrex Townsend
Dave St Thomas’s
Ilias Intensive-Chair
Paul Furlough
Gary PPE-enrice

Subs:
Emmanuel Science-Led-Esma
Jordon Mutch-Worse
Benjamin HandWalshe
Michael Petrasso-cial Distancing
sTaye Taiwo-metres-apart

Manager: Alec Stock-Piling

Any more?

Lockdown XI on 12:25 - Apr 15 with 2493 views

CliveWilsonSaid

If you were looking for a keeper.

Tony Doctor-Robert-s?

[Post edited 15 Apr 2020 12:31]

Poll:

Expectations for this season?

Lockdown XI on 13:06 - Apr 15 with 2437 views

DannyPaddox

Ian Staying-in Dawes

Lockdown XI on 13:09 - Apr 15 with 2432 views

LongsufferingR

Hahaha Handgel Rangel. Love it

Lockdown XI on 13:18 - Apr 15 with 2408 views

BrianMcCarthy

Man, that must have taken you hours!

Angel Handgel is a beaut.

	"The opposite of love, after all, is not hate, but indifference."
Poll:	Player of the Year (so far)

Lockdown XI on 13:20 - Apr 15 with 2406 views

BlackCrowe

Wish we could've signed HaveYouA Maskerano.

But at least we've got Looroll Rosenior

Poll:

Kitchen threads or polls?

Lockdown XI on 13:25 - Apr 15 with 2395 views

MrSheen

Nigel Quashantine

Lockdown XI on 13:32 - Apr 15 with 2369 views

Boston

Jordan You ill.

Poll:

Thank God The Seaons Over.

Lockdown XI on 14:29 - Apr 15 with 2312 views

FredManRave

Adel Terrorbat

	I've got the Power.
Poll:	MOM from todays Teasing at Teesside?

Lockdown XI on 14:57 - Apr 15 with 2273 views

loftboy

Lockdown XI on 14:29 - Apr 15 by FredManRave
Adel Terrorbat

A bloke who used to sit behind me used to call him that!

	favourite cheese mature Cheddar. FFS there is no such thing as the EPL
Poll:	Who’s starting between the sticks v Preston?

Lockdown XI on 14:59 - Apr 15 with 2269 views

DannyPaddox

Wuhandy Impey

Lockdown XI on 15:22 - Apr 15 with 2243 views

enfieldargh

Ray Drinkwater it will sooth your throat

	captains fantastic
Poll:	Jimmy Dunne Will he stay or will he go

Lockdown XI on 15:23 - Apr 15 with 2240 views

enfieldargh

Don Givens live support (sorry)

	captains fantastic
Poll:	Jimmy Dunne Will he stay or will he go

Lockdown XI on 18:45 - Apr 15 with 2131 views

Boston

Brian Notenoughbedsford.

Poll:

Thank God The Seaons Over.

Lockdown XI on 18:47 - Apr 15 with 2128 views

Boston

Lockdown XI on 14:57 - Apr 15 by loftboy
A bloke who used to sit behind me used to call him that!

Do you sit in HU?

Poll:

Thank God The Seaons Over.

Lockdown XI on 18:48 - Apr 15 with 2126 views

FredManRave

Junior Toilett-Paper

	I've got the Power.
Poll:	MOM from todays Teasing at Teesside?

Lockdown XI on 19:21 - Apr 15 with 2108 views

DannyPaddox

Lockdown XI on 18:47 - Apr 15 by Boston
Do you sit in HU?

No one sits in HU

Lockdown XI on 19:43 - Apr 15 with 2088 views

ted_hendrix

"I struggled for a goalie, but I seem to remember Baraclough once taking the green shirt as an emergency keeper (or I may be losing it? Not the first time that’s been said…), so:"

How about Pill Parkes.

My Father had a profound influence on me, he was a lunatic.

Lockdown XI on 09:19 - Apr 16 with 1989 views

enfieldargh

Lockdown XI on 19:43 - Apr 15 by ted_hendrix
"I struggled for a goalie, but I seem to remember Baraclough once taking the green shirt as an emergency keeper (or I may be losing it? Not the first time that’s been said…), so:" How about Pill Parkes.

Half past 3

	captains fantastic
Poll:	Jimmy Dunne Will he stay or will he go

Lockdown XI on 09:53 - Apr 16 with 1970 views

LythamR

Lockdown XI on 19:43 - Apr 15 by ted_hendrix
"I struggled for a goalie, but I seem to remember Baraclough once taking the green shirt as an emergency keeper (or I may be losing it? Not the first time that’s been said…), so:" How about Pill Parkes.

How about Stuart Wardley