| THE ITALIAN JOB / Southall wedding may be called OFF by wedding organiser 22:41 - May 3 with 18510 views | RAFCBLUE |
CAUTION all Dale fans who were planning a trip to Rome on 2nd July, flying out of Manchester with Easyjet or Jet2.
THE BIG WEDDING MAY BE OFF!
Following Captain Sabotage's slip that he was "off to Rome for the big wedding Matthew Southall and Jade McManus realised that their big mouthed Birkenhead ally had given the game away and quickly took their website away from prying eyes.
Click the link now and you are asked for a relatively straightforward password if you want to see the information: https://www.thesouthallwedding.com/
Jade is VERY unhappy that her "SPECIAL DAY" is now in the public domain.
Jade is VERY unhappy at the thought of 250 Dale and Charlton fans dancing on the Spanish Steps chanting "Baldy's getting married in the morning?" will detract from the special day.
Jade is VERY unhappy that her wedding organiser is getting phone calls asking difficult questions like:
(a) Did Matthew actually get that decree nisi from Miss Elizabeth and is he legally free to marry?
(b) When will the fees for the mystery venue be paid?
(c) When will the fees of the wedding planner be paid?
(d) Can Fat Pat have an en-suite?
(e) Does Matthew need extra baggage for that hair transplant kit?
(f) What time are the pictures at the Trevi fountain?
(g) Can the first dance song be Rush - "I think I am going bald"?
The wedding planner is getting so annoyed with these daily phone calls that she is coming to the conclusion that Jade and Matthew might not be the successful, high profile couple that they have been portrayed as by themselves.
Thanks the the vigilance and screenshotting ability of Dale fans, the details are all known and out there. Names, emails, phone numbers - its all there and safely stored away for a rainy day.
The #UTDNFS campaign is, apparently, about to go international.
Altogether now:
"The is the self-preservation society....."
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| THE ITALIAN JOB / Southall wedding may be called OFF by wedding organiser on 00:54 - Jun 17 with 1503 views | Alan_ADale |
got my mask ready for the wedding
should be a hilarious weekend
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| THE ITALIAN JOB / Southall wedding may be called OFF by wedding organiser on 22:17 - Jun 18 with 1207 views | RAFCBLUE |
| THE ITALIAN JOB / Southall wedding may be called OFF by wedding organiser on 00:54 - Jun 17 by Alan_ADale |
got my mask ready for the wedding
should be a hilarious weekend
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