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Song based manager selection 18:06 - May 7 with 1126 viewsNewYorkRanger

Given the fact that the Marti song divided the ranks somewhat, perhaps the club should appoint the next manager based on how good a song we can come up with for him.

Seeing Paul Sage now topping the list has me worried. Gemini AI came up with this so I think we’ll have to look elsewhere;


Oh, Paul Sage is at the wheel,
Making the Super Hoops appeal!
With tactics sharp and passion real,
For QPR, the way he feels!
He'll take us up, we have no doubt,
Hear the Loftus Road shout out!

Glory hunter, me

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Song based manager selection on 18:16 - May 7 with 1087 viewsNorthLondonR

Unlikely chant alert:

"Lets come together
Right now
Oh yeh
With Calm and Betsy"
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Song based manager selection on 19:04 - May 7 with 1004 viewsbrewers_hoop

Anything by Sage Against The Machine
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Song based manager selection on 19:30 - May 7 with 979 viewsFDC

Who the heck is Pierre Sage?
We googled, there's just one page.
But now he's all the rage
Merci, monsieur Sage
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Song based manager selection on 19:36 - May 7 with 969 viewsEsox_Lucius

Wayne, Wane Rooney
He's better than George Clooney
Repeat ad nauseum.

The grass is always greener.

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Song based manager selection on 19:39 - May 7 with 958 viewsFDC

To the tune of Old McDonald Had A Farm.

Queens Park Rangers' Xavi Calm
Eeh aye eeh aye oh
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Song based manager selection on 19:48 - May 7 with 929 viewsflynnbo

It is of course pronounced as "Sarje" so any song by David Sylvian will be deemed apposite.
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Song based manager selection on 20:05 - May 7 with 900 viewsloftus77

Song based manager selection on 19:39 - May 7 by FDC

To the tune of Old McDonald Had A Farm.

Queens Park Rangers' Xavi Calm
Eeh aye eeh aye oh


I like that. Simple and effective.
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Song based manager selection on 20:10 - May 7 with 887 viewsEsox_Lucius

Song based manager selection on 20:05 - May 7 by loftus77

I like that. Simple and effective.


Works with
Kevin Betsy, Xavi Calm eieio

The grass is always greener.

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Song based manager selection on 20:33 - May 7 with 868 viewsloftboy

To the John varane tune


We’ve got John Terry
Racist John Terry
None of us will ever understand
No one wants him here
He’s worse than Carling beer
We’ve got scummy John Terry

favourite cheese mature Cheddar. FFS there is no such thing as the EPL
Poll: Are you watching the World Cup

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Song based manager selection on 22:21 - May 7 with 780 viewsNorthLondonR

Xavi Calm, Betsy, Nourry..
Forget Jim-my Dunne we've got f@ck!n Hevertton
Esquerdinha, Nardi, Kol...lieeeeeeee,
Celar, Kelman,,,, even Mad-sen?

Or some such.

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Song based manager selection on 22:36 - May 7 with 759 viewsmart_Goblin

Ha ha . I love it when the fan base decides it’s Simon Cowell and says “it’s a no from me” on certain songs that are sung .

Only weeks away now from the annual “oh no dear I don’t like that “ new kit dissection when everyone becomes Jeff Banks for a fortnight
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Song based manager selection on 22:39 - May 7 with 753 viewsBenny_the_Ball

Song based manager selection on 19:39 - May 7 by FDC

To the tune of Old McDonald Had A Farm.

Queens Park Rangers' Xavi Calm
Eeh aye eeh aye oh


With a goal, goal here
and a goal, goal there
Here a goal
There a goal
Everywhere a goal, goal.

Queens Park Rangers' Xavi Calm
Eeh aye eeh aye oh
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Song based manager selection on 23:58 - May 7 with 671 viewssuperstan

Tom Cleverley, Tom Cleverley, Tom Cleverley
Who needs Cifuentes
We have Cleverley
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Song based manager selection on 05:16 - May 8 with 559 viewsDannyPaddox



You’re shit! Aaargh!!
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Song based manager selection on 06:42 - May 8 with 514 viewsNorthLondonR

For the purists, a bit of Aznavour?

"O'Neeeeeil may be the reason we survive
The why and wherefore we're alive
The one we'll care for through the rough and rainy years
O'Neeeeeil I'll take his laughter and his tears
And make them all my souvenirs
For wherever he goes, I've got to be
The meaning of my life is O'Neil
The meaning of my life is O'Neil"
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Song based manager selection on 08:21 - May 8 with 437 viewsEsox_Lucius

Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin Betsy
Xavi, Xavi, Xavi, Xavi,Xavi, Xavi, Xavi Calm.
Repeat for 90+ minutes.

The grass is always greener.

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Song based manager selection on 16:57 - May 8 with 250 viewsBluce_Ree

It was 20 minutes ago today
When Sage comma Pierre taught the Rs to play.

Relies heavily on us being in the lead after 20 minutes and some grammar f*ckaboutery.

Stefan Moore, Stefan Moore running down the wing. Stefan Moore, Stefan Moore running down the wing. He runs like a cheetah, his crosses couldn't be sweeter. Stefan Moore. Stefan Moore. Stefan Moore.

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