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Things that annoy you in life . 09:37 - Jun 21 with 6854 viewswombat

getting to that age where loats of things rile me.

thre latest is the resealble Packets for food, cheese ham etc , open it carefullly then try and get the basrsteward to reseal to stop the food wasting .

how many times doe it reseal ? never , socheese ends up half dried out ham the same thing . Id love to find the person who thought this was a good idea

Poll: which is your favouite foot

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Things that annoy you in life . on 09:14 - Jun 22 with 1866 viewsGuppy

The media calling the American vice president JD - his name is James not Jaydee
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Things that annoy you in life . on 09:24 - Jun 22 with 1839 viewsjohann28

Things that annoy you in life . on 18:21 - Jun 21 by qpr_1968

hate pigeons


Another vote for pigeons - and Deliveroo drivers.

In my 'hood these two annoyances are connected as the Deliveroo people feed the bloody things (which are effectively rats with wings - collective noun a 'poop') whilst waiting to pick up stuff from the supermarket next door. No amount of me yelling and screaming seems to have any effect. Suggestions welcome, preferably of the legal variety.
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Things that annoy you in life . on 10:37 - Jun 22 with 1749 viewsLisbonR

Benjamin Netanyahu
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Things that annoy you in life . on 11:04 - Jun 22 with 1707 viewsLogman

Being shy
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Things that annoy you in life . on 11:37 - Jun 22 with 1658 viewsBristolR

Whistling in public waiting rooms


Keep it to yourself you whistling shitgibbons
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Things that annoy you in life . on 12:48 - Jun 22 with 1591 viewscheeseydane

Flies. Fkers really wind me up.

Technology advances, unfortunately humans do not.

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Things that annoy you in life . on 08:38 - Jun 23 with 1394 viewsTheChef

Things that annoy you in life . on 09:46 - Jun 21 by loftboy

That’s one for the random irritations thread.


Yeah what really annoys me is when someone starts a new thread when there is already an existing thread (which is very well established!)

Poll: How old is everyone on here?

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Things that annoy you in life . on 09:03 - Jun 23 with 1381 viewsdmm

Capitalism.
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Things that annoy you in life . on 09:11 - Jun 23 with 1365 viewsBucksRanger

Communism.
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Things that annoy you in life . on 10:48 - Jun 23 with 1295 viewsGroveR

Things that annoy you in life . on 09:24 - Jun 22 by johann28

Another vote for pigeons - and Deliveroo drivers.

In my 'hood these two annoyances are connected as the Deliveroo people feed the bloody things (which are effectively rats with wings - collective noun a 'poop') whilst waiting to pick up stuff from the supermarket next door. No amount of me yelling and screaming seems to have any effect. Suggestions welcome, preferably of the legal variety.
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Have you considered falconry? Not only is it an effective means of pigeon control (falcons are like fùcking feathery smart-bombs to pigeons) you can pretend to be King Frederick II of Hohenstaufen in your spare time.
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Things that annoy you in life . on 11:01 - Jun 23 with 1267 viewskensalriser

Things that annoy you in life . on 09:11 - Jun 23 by BucksRanger

Communism.


You’re in luck then as communism is pretty much out of existence now (and arguably always has been).

Poll: QPR to finish 7th or Brentford to drop out of the top 6?

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Things that annoy you in life . on 14:07 - Jun 23 with 1165 viewsSuperhoops2808

Things that annoy you in life . on 08:38 - Jun 23 by TheChef

Yeah what really annoys me is when someone starts a new thread when there is already an existing thread (which is very well established!)


Bit harsh on Numpty - But fair
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Things that annoy you in life . on 14:34 - Jun 23 with 1144 viewsBazzaInTheLoft

Things that annoy you in life . on 11:01 - Jun 23 by kensalriser

You’re in luck then as communism is pretty much out of existence now (and arguably always has been).


We are long past the point of something non existing or barely existing being a barrier to anger about it.
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Things that annoy you in life . on 16:03 - Jun 23 with 1050 viewsnumptydumpty

Things that annoy you in life . on 14:07 - Jun 23 by Superhoops2808

Bit harsh on Numpty - But fair


Hey...

I been very unprolific of late after being severely reprimanded for my actions !!!

At least I live up to my name and I think most on here are fellow numpties anyhow !!!

[Post edited 23 Jun 16:04]

"Walking in a Mackie Wonderland"
Poll: Would you want the club to re instate Marti Cifuentes ??

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Things that annoy you in life . on 16:09 - Jun 23 with 1028 viewsJules4367

Middle lane drivers not pulling over when inside lane is clear (you know who you are)
Middle lane drivers doing 10 mph or more under the speed limit
Drivers tailgating in a 20 mph zone.
20 mph zones
People not having their card or money ready when required on bus, at suppermarket, etc.
People who have chosen midddle seats at cinema or theatre and arrive late so evberyone has to get up and then doing the same thing after the interval.
People who stand up in the aisle of a plane after it has landed trying to get off the plane early (if there is no evacuation, take your turn)
People not taught or aware of the need to say please or thankyou.
People who think, somehow, the world owes them a living.
People who claim benefit who don't actually need or deserve it
Players who dive
Referees who instruct their assistants prior to the game to only flag for offsides and that they, the ref, will determine all throw ins, fouls etc., which leads to something happening in front of the assistant but he/she/ they doesn't flag until the ref whispers in their ear.
People who think that singing you're just another shit ref / lino will endear him to the team on any contentious further issues
No shots
No shots on target
Not clearing the first defender in a cross
Not trying something different at attacking free kicks
Passing the ball to the other team
People not doing anything about the foregoing
People who write out lists of what annoys them in life
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Things that annoy you in life . on 16:15 - Jun 23 with 1021 viewsrrrspricey

Things that annoy you in life . on 10:37 - Jun 22 by LisbonR

Benjamin Netanyahu


Add to that Trump and Putin.

For an entirely different reason, David fųcking Beckham...complete and utter whore
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Things that annoy you in life . on 16:16 - Jun 23 with 1021 viewswombat

Things that annoy you in life . on 10:48 - Jun 23 by GroveR

Have you considered falconry? Not only is it an effective means of pigeon control (falcons are like fùcking feathery smart-bombs to pigeons) you can pretend to be King Frederick II of Hohenstaufen in your spare time.


ive a funnish story about falcons and pigeons, last years sat at the pool as you do. and the local falcon decided he didnt like a pigeon flying over the pool , pool prob had around 100 peole all enjoying the sun , next miinute we heard a loud scream followed by a large splash as the aformetioned pigeon was take out in spectacular fashion and then prcedding to hit the pool , narrowly avoidng a german guy swimming, cue lifeguard not having a clue how to react and us sun worshipers watching it happen

Poll: which is your favouite foot

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Things that annoy you in life . on 16:38 - Jun 23 with 993 viewsessextaxiboy

Ive confined mine to matchdays and the game.
People trying to push in when there is a line waiting to go through the turnstile.(we see you)
The stairs up to the stand covered in shit and muck on the first home game of the season
People turning up late for the kick off (get to the pub earlier leave earlier and buy a fcking watch)
Same people need a piss after sitting down for 10 min , then coming back without waiting for a break in play
Same people on 40 min off again , desperate for a 7 quid Carlsberg , return on 48 min with chips(f we score when they are passing me chips are going airborne)
Same people who leave on 88 min when we are drawing and battering the oppo for the winner .
Timewasting and blatant sh*thousery , I dont want my team to win like that, I dont want to lose like that .
Sky commentary and punditry generally but especially regarding us .....

Oh and those two tossers on Sky who pretend to be ITK when the transfer window is open
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Things that annoy you in life . on 17:11 - Jun 23 with 934 viewskensalriser

Things that annoy you in life . on 16:09 - Jun 23 by Jules4367

Middle lane drivers not pulling over when inside lane is clear (you know who you are)
Middle lane drivers doing 10 mph or more under the speed limit
Drivers tailgating in a 20 mph zone.
20 mph zones
People not having their card or money ready when required on bus, at suppermarket, etc.
People who have chosen midddle seats at cinema or theatre and arrive late so evberyone has to get up and then doing the same thing after the interval.
People who stand up in the aisle of a plane after it has landed trying to get off the plane early (if there is no evacuation, take your turn)
People not taught or aware of the need to say please or thankyou.
People who think, somehow, the world owes them a living.
People who claim benefit who don't actually need or deserve it
Players who dive
Referees who instruct their assistants prior to the game to only flag for offsides and that they, the ref, will determine all throw ins, fouls etc., which leads to something happening in front of the assistant but he/she/ they doesn't flag until the ref whispers in their ear.
People who think that singing you're just another shit ref / lino will endear him to the team on any contentious further issues
No shots
No shots on target
Not clearing the first defender in a cross
Not trying something different at attacking free kicks
Passing the ball to the other team
People not doing anything about the foregoing
People who write out lists of what annoys them in life
[Post edited 23 Jun 16:36]


Have you never seen the big signs that flash up EVERYONE STAND UP NOW! a couple of seconds before the plane comes to a standstill?

I haven't either but it seems everyone else does.

Always makes me laugh when you see some of these people waiting at the carousel afterwards. You wonder if they will ever figure out that getting off the plane early doesn't help if you have checked bags.
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Poll: QPR to finish 7th or Brentford to drop out of the top 6?

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Things that annoy you in life . on 17:25 - Jun 23 with 903 viewsflynnbo

Motorway speed matrices jumping about all over the place.
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Things that annoy you in life . on 17:41 - Jun 23 with 877 viewsstowmarketrange

Things that annoy you in life . on 17:11 - Jun 23 by kensalriser

Have you never seen the big signs that flash up EVERYONE STAND UP NOW! a couple of seconds before the plane comes to a standstill?

I haven't either but it seems everyone else does.

Always makes me laugh when you see some of these people waiting at the carousel afterwards. You wonder if they will ever figure out that getting off the plane early doesn't help if you have checked bags.
[Post edited 23 Jun 17:12]


When I flew to India last year the passengers all stood up as soon as the wheels hit the tarmac at Delhi airport.The crew were all shouting at the passengers to sit down but none of them listened as we were hurtling down the runway.
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Things that annoy you in life . on 18:12 - Jun 23 with 825 viewsnumptydumpty

Things that annoy you in life . on 16:15 - Jun 23 by rrrspricey

Add to that Trump and Putin.

For an entirely different reason, David fųcking Beckham...complete and utter whore


Regards Beckham, very strange how he and his wife have massively increased their already vast fortunes, just for simply existing.

I liked him as a player, has always been a show pony that the media love to fawn over.

Him and his wife are very clever in that sense, but both now more known like the Kardashians as opposed to their previous roles.

She was the worst singer in The Spice Girls, but played on her image, he was a very decent, but not world beating footballer, who Ferguson got rid of, because of the showmance and playboy image.

Doesn't annoy me myself, just simply have not a great deal of interest.

"Walking in a Mackie Wonderland"
Poll: Would you want the club to re instate Marti Cifuentes ??

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Things that annoy you in life . on 18:17 - Jun 23 with 810 viewsnumptydumpty

Things that annoy me in life

SOCIAL MEDIA !!!!

Facebook.

People getting the postman that they used to have in 1977, making him / her aware that today they had boiled eggs for breakfast and are thinking of implementing this massive and fundamental of changes to their life.

The newsagent they knew from 1997 to 2001, said that he had done this for the last two weeks and it had greatly invigorated his everyday existence ever since !!!!

"Walking in a Mackie Wonderland"
Poll: Would you want the club to re instate Marti Cifuentes ??

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Things that annoy you in life . on 14:25 - Jun 24 with 541 viewsbob566

No pigeon fan but there'd be a tonne load more of vomit on our pavements if not for them.
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Things that annoy you in life . on 14:37 - Jun 24 with 515 viewsBazzaInTheLoft

Things that annoy you in life . on 18:17 - Jun 23 by numptydumpty

Things that annoy me in life

SOCIAL MEDIA !!!!

Facebook.

People getting the postman that they used to have in 1977, making him / her aware that today they had boiled eggs for breakfast and are thinking of implementing this massive and fundamental of changes to their life.

The newsagent they knew from 1997 to 2001, said that he had done this for the last two weeks and it had greatly invigorated his everyday existence ever since !!!!


The Loft For Words forum is social media…
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