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The Sound Of Silence 14:52 - Aug 18 with 722 viewsSaintNick

Keeping on the Simon & Garfunkel theme, how about a song for the 14th September.

First the original words.

Hello darkness, my old friend
I've come to talk with you again
Because a vision softly creeping
Left its seeds while I was sleeping
And the vision that was planted in my brain
Still remains
Within the sound of silence

Now the first draft.

Hello Portsmouth our old Friend
You've come to lose to us again
Because a Skate softly weeping
Back to Pompey slowly creeping
And a vision planted in our brains
Sill remains
The Sound Of Silence




Satisfying The Bloodlust Of The Masses In Peacetime

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The Sound Of Silence on 15:20 - Aug 18 with 682 viewsJoiedevivre

What about a not-so-PC rendition of “what shall we do with a pompey sailor”…???

Considering the pre match atmosphere will indeed be early in the morning.
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The Sound Of Silence on 15:27 - Aug 18 with 663 viewsSouthamptonfan

Nah, this is all too pleasant for that lot.

Something more along the lines of

F...... off you f.....ing c....ts

Something like that.
[Post edited 18 Aug 15:28]

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The Sound Of Silence on 16:18 - Aug 18 with 581 viewsfranniesTache

Shame it's not closer to xmas or we could use the song me and my mates came up with which led Wints to say "lads i think that might be a touch too far" at us for in the concourse of Arsenal away

To the tune of Snow is falling...

Fratton's falling
All around them.

They'll be heading,
Back to league one.

Hopefully this year,
Putin f*cking nukes them/they'll all die of covid/they'll all catch ebola*

Hope you die soon/merry xmas**,
Pompey scum

*change depending on mood
** change depending on time of year
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The Sound Of Silence on 16:31 - Aug 18 with 553 viewsJoiedevivre





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The Sound Of Silence on 17:29 - Aug 18 with 496 viewskingslandstand1

The Sound Of Silence on 15:27 - Aug 18 by Southamptonfan

Nah, this is all too pleasant for that lot.

Something more along the lines of

F...... off you f.....ing c....ts

Something like that.
[Post edited 18 Aug 15:28]


That wouldn't get past the BBC forum, I mentioned being surprised at a "polite" reference to "a skate being sensible" cos he made a positive comment on us getting a point on Saturday and it got banned!
Ok, there was an underlying current to my comment and the mediator wasn't too keen on that

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The Sound Of Silence on 17:31 - Aug 18 with 490 viewskingslandstand1

The Sound Of Silence on 16:18 - Aug 18 by franniesTache

Shame it's not closer to xmas or we could use the song me and my mates came up with which led Wints to say "lads i think that might be a touch too far" at us for in the concourse of Arsenal away

To the tune of Snow is falling...

Fratton's falling
All around them.

They'll be heading,
Back to league one.

Hopefully this year,
Putin f*cking nukes them/they'll all die of covid/they'll all catch ebola*

Hope you die soon/merry xmas**,
Pompey scum

*change depending on mood
** change depending on time of year


Watch out Fran, Starmer's thought police will be after you!

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The Sound Of Silence on 18:14 - Aug 18 with 460 viewsWints76

The Sound Of Silence on 16:18 - Aug 18 by franniesTache

Shame it's not closer to xmas or we could use the song me and my mates came up with which led Wints to say "lads i think that might be a touch too far" at us for in the concourse of Arsenal away

To the tune of Snow is falling...

Fratton's falling
All around them.

They'll be heading,
Back to league one.

Hopefully this year,
Putin f*cking nukes them/they'll all die of covid/they'll all catch ebola*

Hope you die soon/merry xmas**,
Pompey scum

*change depending on mood
** change depending on time of year


The song you told my wife all about, after greeting her with something about her knickers 🤣
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The Sound Of Silence on 19:03 - Aug 18 with 428 viewsfranniesTache

The Sound Of Silence on 18:14 - Aug 18 by Wints76

The song you told my wife all about, after greeting her with something about her knickers 🤣


She loved us. Also I remember the day more like this
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The Sound Of Silence on 19:30 - Aug 18 with 405 viewsWints76

The Sound Of Silence on 19:03 - Aug 18 by franniesTache

She loved us. Also I remember the day more like this


Ha ha spot on! She was greatly amused by it all. Less so when I described the M&S discount (which to be fair, wasn't you)
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