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Message from Swoop and Squork 22:22 - Sep 13 with 3530 views

Thanks to those following our adventures over on The Tigers thread.

We are just two seagulls who hang around in Colchester and enjoy our food together with observing life from various vantage points.

We really didn't expect anyone to take much notice of our habits and hobbies.

We extend good wishes to Colchester United and will be attending the next home match against Bristol Rovers on Saturday.

Love from Swoop and Squork.

xx

Message from Swoop and Squork on 08:30 - Sep 15 with 3284 views

bwildered

Can you give the black sacks a rest please, especially at 4 am .

Poll:

No half measure either 1 or 2 ?

Message from Swoop and Squork on 16:25 - Sep 17 with 2766 views

TheOldOakTree

Message from Swoop and Squork on 08:30 - Sep 15 by bwildered
Can you give the black sacks a rest please, especially at 4 am .

WARNING: This thread is about to take a tern for the worse.

But, where’s your wheelie bin?....................

Cue the classic:-

A binman walks up to a Chinese man's door...
He says, "Where's your bin?"
The Chinese man replies, "I bin watching TV."
"No, where's your dustbin?"
"I told you. I dustbin watching TV!"
"Where's your wheelie bin?" The binman asks, getting agitated.
"Okay, okay. I wheelie bin having a w@n#."

Message from Swoop and Squork on 17:49 - Sep 17 with 2716 views

thrillseeker

Message from Swoop and Squork on 16:25 - Sep 17 by TheOldOakTree

FFS TOOT - I'm sure that is as old Bernard Manning/ Mike Reid joke but it still brings a smile

Message from Swoop and Squork on 19:23 - Sep 17 with 2704 views

SparkfilmsTV

For our Canadian friends or anyone else, our adventures begin somewhere down page 32 of the 'Tigers at Layer Road' thread and continue on pages 33 and 34.

It's currently around a 17 minute read and requires starting from the beginning if anyone is going to make any sense of it.

As seagulls we do not have any affiliation to a political party or movement in the UK or elsewhere.

But by the same degree we express our disappointment at the current and previous governments on multiple issues - seagulls believe in a free speech nation.

Love from Swoop and Squork.

xx

Message from Swoop and Squork on 20:25 - Sep 17 with 2692 views

TheOldOakTree

Message from Swoop and Squork on 19:23 - Sep 17 by SparkfilmsTV

Glad to see that Swoop and Squork are not GULL-ible enough to be taken in by political spin.

I'm not surprised by their intelligence, seagulls are a marked improvement upon both A-Gulls and B-Gulls.

I'll get my coat!

[Post edited 17 Sep 20:27]

Message from Swoop and Squork on 20:54 - Sep 22 with 1519 views

SparkfilmsTV

Message for Sadie Frost.

Fantastic work! - Big Respect.

Message for friends in Toronto.

Thanks for following.

Love from SWOOP and SQUORK

xx

[Post edited 22 Sep 20:55]

Message from Swoop and Squork on 20:39 - Sep 27 with 752 views

SparkfilmsTV

Hello to you folk in Derby.
Thanks for following our journey last night.

Swoop and Squork,
xx

Message from Swoop and Squork on 16:45 - Sep 30 with 344 views

SparkfilmsTV

We will be dropping hash cakes from the rooftop of the former Marks & Spencer tonight in Colchester High Street at 20.00 hours GMT to celebrate our record number of views today on The Tigers thread.

We are back in West Mersea later tonight on deck with Captain Pugwash along with Mr & Mrs Captain Birdseye for another Super Supper.

Big Love to All.

Swoop and Squork.

xx

Message from Swoop and Squork on 13:41 - Oct 1 with 213 views

bwildered

Yet again my car is being used for bombing practice !!

How about trying elsewhere .

Poll:

No half measure either 1 or 2 ?

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