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Classic Verses from classic songs. 21:48 - Dec 6 with 24294 viewsted_hendrix

Here's one;

"I've been drivin' all night,
My hand's wet on the wheel
There's a voice in my head
That drives my heel
It's my baby callin',
Says: I need you here
And it's a half past four
And I'm shifting gear"

Here's another one;

"Jackie is just speeding away
Thought she was James Dean for a day
Then I guess she had to crash
Valium would have helped that bash
Said, "Hey, babe,
Take a walk on the wild side."
I said, "Hey, honey,
Take a walk on the wild side."
And the coloured girls say,
"Doo do doo do doo do do doo..."

And then there was this cracker;

"Come on baby, eat the rich,
Put the bite on the son of a bitch,
Don't mess around, don't give me no switch,
C'mon baby eat the rich
C'mon baby eat the rich"

Jimi doing his stuff as only Jimi could;

"Oh! Move over, Rover
and let Jimi take over
Yeah, you know what I'm talking 'bout
Yeah, get on with it, baby
That's what I'm talking 'bout
Now dig this!
Ha!
Now listen, baby"

My Father had a profound influence on me, he was a lunatic.

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Classic Verses from classic songs. on 08:28 - Dec 7 with 2549 viewsMetallica_Hoop

Royalty and dignitaries, brandy and cigars
Grey lady giant of the skies, you hold them in your arms
The millionth chance they laughed, to take down his majesty's craft
"To India," they say, "magic carpet float away," an October fateful day

Mist is in the trees, stone sweats with the dew
The morning sunrise, red before the blue
Hanging at the mast, waiting for command
His majesty's airship, the R101

She's the biggest vessel built by man, a giant of the skies
For all you unbelievers, the titanic fits inside
Drum roll tight, her canvas skin, silvered in the sun
Never tested with the fury, with the beating yet to come

The fury yet to come…

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Classic Verses from classic songs. on 08:30 - Dec 7 with 2543 viewsDiscodroids

Oh, the intergalactic laxative,
Will get you from here to there.
Relieve you and believe me,
Without a worry or care.
If shitting is your problem
When you're out there in the stars,
Oh, the intergalactic laxative
Will get you from here to Mars.

The Duke Of New York. A-Number One.

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Classic Verses from classic songs. on 08:35 - Dec 7 with 2542 viewsWokingR

Her name is Patricia
She calls herself Delicia
And the reason isn't
Very hard to see

She said, God made her a sinner
Just to keep those fat men thinner
As they tumble down in heaps
Before her feet

They hang around in groups
Like battle weary troops
One can often see the
Queue right down the street

Because Patricia or Delicia
Not only is a singer
She also removes all her clothing
For Patricia
Is the best stripper in town

And with a swing of her hips
She started to strip
To tremendous applause
She took off her drawers

And with a lick of her lips
She undid all her clips
Threw it all in the air
And everyone stared

And as the last piece of clothing
Fell to the floor
The police were banging on the door
On a Saturday night in 1924


Read more: Chris De Burgh - Patricia The Stripper Lyrics | MetroLyrics
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Classic Verses from classic songs. on 08:46 - Dec 7 with 2531 viewsPommyhoop

Classic Verses from classic songs. on 07:31 - Dec 7 by CroydonCaptJack

D.O.P?
[Post edited 7 Dec 2015 7:31]


Yes mate..
Go On Kev My Son!!

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Classic Verses from classic songs. on 08:53 - Dec 7 with 2521 viewssimmo

I'm full of money.... Let's drink!

ask Beavis I get nothing Butthead

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Classic Verses from classic songs. on 08:55 - Dec 7 with 2519 viewswelwynranger

Classic Verses from classic songs. on 22:44 - Dec 6 by LythamR

I was going to put up 5 Years

instead I offer Grace Slick and the big society, 1st lines still exceeding apt in todays world nearly half a century later

When the truth is found to be lies.
And all the joy within you dies.
Don't you want somebody to love?
Don't you need somebody to love?
Wouldn't you love somebody to love?
You better find somebody to love.

When the garden flowers baby, are dead
yes and your mind, your mind is so full of red.
Don't you want somebody to love?
Don't you need somebody to love?
Wouldn't you love somebody to love?
You better find somebody to love.


5 years was a brilliant call . Shine On You Crazy Diamond
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Classic Verses from classic songs. on 08:56 - Dec 7 with 2517 viewsToast_R

Goose pimples every time I listen to this

Oh, the time will come up
When the winds will stop
And the breeze will cease to be breathin'
Like the stillness in the wind
Before the hurricane begins
The hour that the ship comes in

And the seas will split
And the ship will hit
And the sands on the shoreline will be shaking
Then the tide will sound
And the wind will pound
And the morning will be breaking

Oh, the fishes will laugh
As they swim out of the path
And the seagulls they'll be smiling
And the rocks on the sand
Will proudly stand
The hour that the ship comes in

And the words that are used
For to get the ship confused
Will not be understood as they're spoken
For the chains of the sea
Will have busted in the night
And will be buried at the bottom of the ocean

A song will lift
As the mainsail shifts
And the boat drifts on to the shoreline
And the sun will respect
Every face on the deck
The hour that the ship comes in

Then the sands will roll
Out a carpet of gold
For your weary toes to be a-touchin'
And the ship's wise men
Will remind you once again
That the whole wide world is watchin'

Oh, the foes will rise
With the sleep still in their eyes
And they'll jerk from their beds and think they're dreamin'
But they'll pinch themselves and squeal
And know that it's for real
The hour when the ship comes in

Then they'll raise their hands
Sayin' we'll meet all your demands
But we'll shout from the bow your days are numbered
And like Pharaoh's tribe
They'll be drownded in the tide
And like Goliath, they'll be conquered
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Classic Verses from classic songs. on 09:00 - Dec 7 with 2509 viewssimmo

"Son can you play me a memory
I'm not really sure how it goes
But it's sad and it's sweet
And I knew it complete
When I wore a younger man's clothes."

ask Beavis I get nothing Butthead

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Classic Verses from classic songs. on 09:00 - Dec 7 with 2509 viewsMetallica_Hoop

Delivering pizza on a Saturday night
I was cranking Van Halen and looking tight
Ten extra sausage went to Shady Oak Drive
I'm lucky that I left there alive
It's a gangbang

The place was packed with wrinkly boobies and dicks
The youngest one there was maybe 76
The head granny grunted and she pulled out a gun
She said we'll pay you for the pizza when we're done

It's a gangbang
Gangbang at the old folks home
One foot in the grave
Two lips on my bone
Gangbang at the old folks home

The smell of Bengay was kind of making me sick
Till someone spit out some dentures and started gumming my dick
These golden girls had really been round the block
I got a rim job from one while she was knitting some socks

Gangbang at the old folks home
Senile sex slaves are making me groan
Gangbang at the old folks home

I took her doggy and I gave her a spank
That's when I think I dislodged her oxygen tank
She fell to the floor and three seconds later I was running for the defibrillator
Three silver foxes started licking my ass so I twisted my nuts to keep from cumming to fast
I had my fist in a butthole til somebody said that ain't no way to show respect for the dead

Gangbang at the old folks home
I rode a sex train with geriatric nymphos
Gangbang at the old folks home
Old folks home, yeah

Beer and Beef has made us what we are - The Prince Regent

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Classic Verses from classic songs. on 09:11 - Dec 7 with 2484 viewsCiderwithRsie

@ Jonno: very underrated band, Del Amitri, never worked out why they didn't become huge.

Love the Springsteen quotes, surprised there's no Dylan, but then I suppose you'd have to put pretty much all of it up.

On a different note:

Long afloat on shipless oceans
I did all my best to smile
'Til your singing eyes and fingers
Drew me loving to your isle
And you sang
Sail to me
Sail to me
Let me enfold you
Here I am
Here I am
Waiting to hold you
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Classic Verses from classic songs. on 09:19 - Dec 7 with 2483 viewsvodkasupper

The eastern world it is exploding
Violence flarin', bullets loadin'
You're old enough to kill but not for votin'
You don't believe in war but whats that gun you're totin'?
And even the Jordan River has bodies floatin'
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Classic Verses from classic songs. on 09:24 - Dec 7 with 2476 viewswelwynranger

There is room at the top. .
Their telling you still
But first you must learn
How to smile when you kill
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Classic Verses from classic songs. on 09:36 - Dec 7 with 2460 viewsElHoop

Someone's got it in for me, they're planting stories in the press
Whoever it is I wish they'd cut it out quick but when they will I can only guess
They say I shot a man named Gray and took his wife to Italy
She inherited a million bucks and when she died it came to me
I can't help it if I'm lucky.

People see me all the time and they just can't remember how to act
Their minds are filled with big ideas, images and distorted facts
Even you yesterday you had to ask me where it was at
I couldn't believe after all these years you didn't know even me better than that
Sweet lady.

Idiot wind blowing every time your move your mouth
Blowing down the backroads heading south
Idiot wind blowing every time you move your teeth
You're an idiot babe
It's a wonder that you still know how to breathe
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Classic Verses from classic songs. on 09:37 - Dec 7 with 2459 viewsPommyhoop

Classic Verses from classic songs. on 09:00 - Dec 7 by simmo

"Son can you play me a memory
I'm not really sure how it goes
But it's sad and it's sweet
And I knew it complete
When I wore a younger man's clothes."


Now Paul is a real estate novelist
Who never had time for a wife
And he's talkin' with Davy, who's still in the Navy
And probably will be for life

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Classic Verses from classic songs. on 09:40 - Dec 7 with 2448 viewsPommyhoop

There must be peace and understanding sometime
Strong winds of promise that will blow away
All the doubt and fear
If I can dream of a warmer sun
Where hope keeps shining on everyone
Tell me why, oh why, oh why won't that sun appear

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Classic Verses from classic songs. on 09:41 - Dec 7 with 2085 viewsBrianMcCarthy

Man, this thread just proves how rarely I listen to lyrics. For someone who's blown so much pocket money on music, it's a bad sign.

"The opposite of love, after all, is not hate, but indifference."
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Classic Verses from classic songs. on 09:56 - Dec 7 with 2056 viewsisawqpratwcity

Some people like to go out dancin',
Other people, like us, we gotta work.
There's even some evil mothers,
They'll tell ya life's just made out of dirt,
That women never really faint,
And villains always blink their eyes,
Children are the only ones who blush,
And life is just to die.

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Classic Verses from classic songs. on 09:57 - Dec 7 with 2056 viewsjohncharles

good evening i'm from Essex
in case you couldn't tell
my given name is Dickie, I come from Billericay
and I'm doing very well

had a love affair with Nina
in the back of my Cortina
a seasoned up hyena could not have been more obscener
she took me to the cleaners
and other misdemeanours
but I got right up between her
rum and her Ribena

well, you ask Joyce and Vicki
if candy-floss is sticky
I'm not a blinking thicky
I'm Billericay Dickie
and i'm doing very well

I bought a lot of brandy
when I was courting Sandy
took eight to make her randy
and all I had was shandy
another thing with Sandy
what often came in handy
was passing her a 'Mandy'
she didn't half go bandy

so you ask Joyce and Vicki
if I ever took the mickey
I'm not a flipping thicky
I'm Billericay Dickie
and I'm doing very well

I'd rendezvous with Janet
quite near the Isle of Thanet
she looked more like a gannet
she wasn't half a prannet
her mother tried to ban it
her father helped me plan it
and when I captured Janet she bruised her pomegranet

so you ask Joyce and Vicki
if i ever shaped up tricky
I'm not a blooming thicky
I'm Billericay Dickie
and I'm doing very well

you should never hold a candle if you don't know where it's been
the jackpot is in the handle on a normal fruit machine

so you ask Joyce and Vicki
who's their favourite brickie
I'm not a common thicky
I'm Billericay Dickie
and I'm doing very well

I know a lovely old toe-rag obliging and noblesse
kindly, charming shag from Shoeburyness

my given name is Dickie
I come from Billericay
I thought you'd never guess

so you ask Joyce and Vicki
a pair of squeaky chickies
I'm not a flaming thicky I'm Billericay Dickie
and I'm doing very well

oh golly, oh gosh come and lie on the couch
with a nice bit of posh from Burnham-on-Crouch

my given name is Dickie, I come from Billericay
and I ain't a sloutch

so you ask Joyce and Vicki
about Billericay Dickie
I ain't an effin' thicky
you ask Joyce and Vicki
and I'm doing very well

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Strong and stable my arse.

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Classic Verses from classic songs. on 09:59 - Dec 7 with 2054 viewswelwynranger

The Beautiful South album Quench blew me away
Window Shopping For Blinds

You say I drink too much
To me well that's just profound
How do you know you can't swim
Until you have drowned
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Classic Verses from classic songs. on 10:09 - Dec 7 with 2044 viewsHooparoo

"She asked me to stay and I stole her room. She asked for my love and I gave her a dangerous mind. Now she's stupid in the streets and she can't socialise. Well I love the little girl and I love her till the day she dies"

Bowie - Scary monsters.

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Classic Verses from classic songs. on 10:12 - Dec 7 with 2027 viewsDesertBoot

So I broke into the palace with a sponge and rusty spanner,
She said eh I know you and you cannot sing
I said that's nothing you should hear me play piano.

Wish I could be like David Watts

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Classic Verses from classic songs. on 10:12 - Dec 7 with 2027 viewssimmo

(Down with the shame
Down with the shame)
Carried the flag in some other men's name
Loaded my weapon and swore to them vengeance and stepped with aggression right into the fray
Into the haze
Into the murk
Told me to prove to them what I was worth
We’ll teach you to move without mercy and give you the tools to go after the causers of hurt
You'll become death
You will take breath
This is for everything you’ve ever loved
Use all the pain that you’ve felt in your life as the currency go out and trade it for blood
You are not you
You are now us
We are the only ones that you can trust
You’ll become fear
They’ll become dust
Before this moment you didn't mean much
You are the smoldering vessel of punishment born to do nothing but justify us
Give us your empathy we’ll give you lust
Let yourself go my son time to grow up
Give up your childish obsession with questioning anything we don't tell you is irrelevant
Everything you've ever been is replaced by the metal and fire of the weapon you clutch
[Post edited 7 Dec 2015 10:13]

ask Beavis I get nothing Butthead

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Classic Verses from classic songs. on 10:14 - Dec 7 with 2018 viewsTheBlob

The wall on which the prophets wrote
Is cracking at the seams
Upon the instruments of death
The sunlight brightly gleams
When every man is torn apart
With nightmares and with dreams,
Will no one lay the laurel wreath
When silence drowns the screams

Confusion will be my epitaph
As I crawl a cracked and broken path
If we make it we can all sit back and laugh,
But I fear tomorrow I'll be crying,


Between the iron gates of fate,
The seeds of time were sown,
And watered by the deeds of those
Who know and who are known;
Knowledge is a deadly friend
When no one sets the rules
The fate of all mankind I see
Is in the hands of fools.........

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Classic Verses from classic songs. on 10:14 - Dec 7 with 2016 viewsBrisbaneR

"I'll never forget, the first day I met her
That September morning was clear and fresh,
The way she spoke and laughed at my jokes,
And the way she rubbed herself against the edge of my desk

She became a magic mystery to me and we'd
Sit together in double history twice a week
And then, some days, we'd walk the same way home
And it surprising how quick a little rain can clear the street

We dreamed of her and compared our dreams,
But that was all that I ever tasted
She lied to me with her body you see
And I lied to myself about the chances I wasted......"

Courtesy of William 'the Bard of Barking' Bragg....and my favourite one ever:

"It doesn't matter the colour of the car, but what goes on beneath the bonnet,
Is there a flag that flies above your heat and is my name writ there upon it..."

Ah I can taste the teen angst now....
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Classic Verses from classic songs. on 10:15 - Dec 7 with 2015 viewsvodkasupper

And she walked away in silence
It's strange, how you never know
But we'd both gotten what we'd asked for
Such a long, long time ago

You see, she was gonna be an actress
And I was gonna learn to fly
She took off to find the footlights
And I took off for the sky

And here, she's acting happy
Inside her handsome home
And me, I'm flying in my taxi
Taking tips, and getting stoned
I go flying so high, when I'm stoned.....
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