| Fantasy QPR Pub Fight on 09:30 - Feb 11 with 1590 views | Esox_Lucius |
Samba Diakité
Johnny Byrne |  |
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| Fantasy QPR Pub Fight on 09:32 - Feb 11 with 1565 views | BrianMcCarthy |
| Fantasy QPR Pub Fight on 09:30 - Feb 11 by Esox_Lucius |
Samba Diakité
Johnny Byrne |
Johnny Byrne is shepherding the women to safety.
Johnny's a lover, not a fighter. |  |
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| Fantasy QPR Pub Fight on 09:33 - Feb 11 with 1545 views | GaryHaddock |
| Fantasy QPR Pub Fight on 09:32 - Feb 11 by BrianMcCarthy |
Johnny Byrne is shepherding the women to safety.
Johnny's a lover, not a fighter. |
Diakite bringing tools though I reckon. |  | | |
| Fantasy QPR Pub Fight on 09:35 - Feb 11 with 1527 views | QPunkR |
| Fantasy QPR Pub Fight on 09:33 - Feb 11 by GaryHaddock |
Diakite bringing tools though I reckon. |
These are the only tools he needs
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| Fantasy QPR Pub Fight on 09:49 - Feb 11 with 1475 views | Ghost_on_the_Westway |
Gavin Maguire. No. Late replacement as Gav was busy with perms at his hairdressers: Mark Dennis.
Nicolas Madsen [Post edited 11 Feb 9:53]
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| Fantasy QPR Pub Fight on 09:50 - Feb 11 with 1462 views | QPunkR |
Big Danny Shittu's definitely a lover not a fighter but when helping to reassure punters away from the ruckus he is hit by a stray barstool, you can see him losing his rag and laying out all the perpetrators and their crew. Takes absolutely no prisoners before calmly returning to his cheese n onion crisps and drink of choice. | |
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| Fantasy QPR Pub Fight on 09:57 - Feb 11 with 1398 views | Lanhoop |
From this squad?
Colback is swinging haymakers at all and sundry and being thrown out headfirst through the swinging saloon doors.
Alfie Lloyd is too busy in the corner smiling and chatting to all the girls to get involved in anything messy. |  | | |
| Fantasy QPR Pub Fight on 10:17 - Feb 11 with 1323 views | robith |
This is maybe unfair of me, but I feel like Paul Smyth might start beef stealing someone's pint, then hide behind Jimmy Dunne |  | | |
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| Fantasy QPR Pub Fight on 10:18 - Feb 11 with 1319 views | GaryHaddock |
Save Ronnie Edward’s face at all costs. | | | |
| Fantasy QPR Pub Fight on 10:20 - Feb 11 with 1312 views | GaryHaddock |
| Fantasy QPR Pub Fight on 09:49 - Feb 11 by Ghost_on_the_Westway |
Gavin Maguire. No. Late replacement as Gav was busy with perms at his hairdressers: Mark Dennis.
Nicolas Madsen [Post edited 11 Feb 9:53]
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I‘ve always assumed Gavin Maguire is a terrible hairdresser, but who’s going to tell him? | | | |
| Fantasy QPR Pub Fight on 12:15 - Feb 11 with 1044 views | Dorse |
Jimmy Dunne stands up after someone spills his pint. Room goes very quiet indeed. Meanwhile, Jack Colback catches a glimpse of himself in the mirror in the bogs and ends up in hospital after the ensuing fight. |  |
| 'What do we want? We don't know! When do we want it? Now!' |
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| Fantasy QPR Pub Fight on 12:26 - Feb 11 with 1000 views | LazyFan |
The Ghost of Macca.
As he is so hard, even as a ghosty he can knock you out. |  |
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| Fantasy QPR Pub Fight on 12:27 - Feb 11 with 995 views | PlanetHonneywood |
I see Saito and the Gangnam lad tip-toeing up to the main man like the two Japanese fellas in the Crocodile Dundee movie. I think the main man might be Cookie, face like that he ain't worried about consequences to his pretty boy looks, with his: get in there, 'kin 'ave it style trading of blows!
That said, keep Chair close. Feisty little geezer, looking for tools to finish the job quickly. |  |
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| Fantasy QPR Pub Fight on 12:30 - Feb 11 with 980 views | DannyPaddox |
All through the barney Benoît Assou-Ekotto, with a grin as wide as a muppet’s mouth, never stops playing the pub piano while Conor Washington, tirelessly but never successfully, chases empty crisp-packets caught in the breeze. And look, up there, hanging from the chandelier with a traffic cone on his head … it’s Stephen Caulker. |  | | |
| Fantasy QPR Pub Fight on 12:43 - Feb 11 with 951 views | kensalriser |
Chair’s hiding under the pool table, he doesn’t want any more trouble with the law. |  |
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| Fantasy QPR Pub Fight on 13:23 - Feb 11 with 853 views | QPunkR |
| Fantasy QPR Pub Fight on 12:43 - Feb 11 by kensalriser |
Chair’s hiding under the pool table, he doesn’t want any more trouble with the law. |
Chair's *standing under the pool table | |
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| Fantasy QPR Pub Fight on 13:31 - Feb 11 with 837 views | MrSheen |
Daniel Bennie walks over to the biggest bloke in the place and puts his fingers in his beer, because his mates dared him to. |  | | |
| Fantasy QPR Pub Fight on 13:55 - Feb 11 with 766 views | numptydumpty |
Joey Barton wanders into a public house, like the hard man he is, and asks the barmaids to call him sir, as he deserves respect.
They do not conform to his request, so he starts calling them abusive names and questions that they can't have any capacity to understand the needs of a male customer seeing as they are mere females.
He then he starts issuing threats !!
Within seconds, most of the customers and staff, beat the cr*p out of poor misunderstood Joey !!
He is thrown out by all and sundry, and told to never come back !!
Mr Barton is promptly issued harshly with a lifetime ban from the establishment !!
Joey angrily says, he will back, whilst waving his cigar with menacing intent.
However he is stopped in his tracks by "Clint Hill" deciding to kick him in the knackers yard !!
Almost immediately, the entire clientele and staff within the pub, rise up, and start a spontaneous loud and raucous scream of support for what they have just witnessed !!
Joey leaves with tail firmly between his legs !!
Bye Joey & shut the door on your way out, be a good boy !! [Post edited 11 Feb 13:58]
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| Fantasy QPR Pub Fight on 14:07 - Feb 11 with 737 views | robith |
| Fantasy QPR Pub Fight on 13:55 - Feb 11 by numptydumpty |
Joey Barton wanders into a public house, like the hard man he is, and asks the barmaids to call him sir, as he deserves respect.
They do not conform to his request, so he starts calling them abusive names and questions that they can't have any capacity to understand the needs of a male customer seeing as they are mere females.
He then he starts issuing threats !!
Within seconds, most of the customers and staff, beat the cr*p out of poor misunderstood Joey !!
He is thrown out by all and sundry, and told to never come back !!
Mr Barton is promptly issued harshly with a lifetime ban from the establishment !!
Joey angrily says, he will back, whilst waving his cigar with menacing intent.
However he is stopped in his tracks by "Clint Hill" deciding to kick him in the knackers yard !!
Almost immediately, the entire clientele and staff within the pub, rise up, and start a spontaneous loud and raucous scream of support for what they have just witnessed !!
Joey leaves with tail firmly between his legs !!
Bye Joey & shut the door on your way out, be a good boy !! [Post edited 11 Feb 13:58]
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Sadly, I recall Clint being quite pally with Barton | | | |
| Fantasy QPR Pub Fight on 14:09 - Feb 11 with 733 views | Beestonranger |
Paddy Kenny rejoins us just so he can get involved in the fight. | | | |
| Fantasy QPR Pub Fight on 14:17 - Feb 11 with 701 views | 1BobbyHazell |
Morrison, brutal efficency, no talking, no fuss, job done.
"Call that a fight?'
Michi Frey, stands sipping his two pints whilst a chair is smashed over his head. Doesn't spill a drop, quietly hands Kieren Morgan his drinks and calmly goes off to end things quickly. |  | | |
| Fantasy QPR Pub Fight on 14:39 - Feb 11 with 644 views | numptydumpty |
| Fantasy QPR Pub Fight on 14:07 - Feb 11 by robith |
Sadly, I recall Clint being quite pally with Barton |
Yes I know
He was his assistant coach at a couple of teams after playing.
The fantasy element of the thread was in focus here. | |
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| Fantasy QPR Pub Fight on 14:40 - Feb 11 with 640 views | numptydumpty |
| Fantasy QPR Pub Fight on 14:17 - Feb 11 by 1BobbyHazell |
Morrison, brutal efficency, no talking, no fuss, job done.
"Call that a fight?'
Michi Frey, stands sipping his two pints whilst a chair is smashed over his head. Doesn't spill a drop, quietly hands Kieren Morgan his drinks and calmly goes off to end things quickly. |
If there were ever any more sequels or prequels to the Terminator, Michi could kill people with just one stare !!! | |
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| Fantasy QPR Pub Fight on 15:37 - Feb 11 with 535 views | flynnbo |
Adel causes a row by jumping the queue at a Fulham and then Shaun appears from behind him. |  | | |
| Fantasy QPR Pub Fight on 15:45 - Feb 11 with 499 views | SK_hoops |
The troublemakers don't get in as Frey and Dunne are the bouncers. | | | |
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