| Entertainment For Away Fanzone On Sunday 08:51 - Sep 10 with 3425 views | SaintNick |
I have had exclusive access to the details of the Away fanzone on Sunday.
Apparently they are planning it to be something that the Pompey fans can resonate with, it will have a Cockney theme.
The compere will be Mickey Flanagan
Headlining act will be Dave out of Chas & Dave who will belt out a few of their greatest hits in the Portsmouth/East end accent "Darn to Hayling" "Aint no scummers ere" & other top tunes.
There will be an array of pie & mash stalls & jellied eels will be in abundance.
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| Entertainment For Away Fanzone On Sunday on 10:07 - Sep 10 with 3316 views | 1885_SFC |
It's called pashun mush and u just don't geddit nipper. |  |
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| Entertainment For Away Fanzone On Sunday on 10:20 - Sep 10 with 3297 views | franniesTache |
I heard they'd have a special live performance of jackanory where the presenters talk about all of the classic and in no way completely made up stories like the way the naval/military dock town of portsmouth that wasn't allowed to unionise had their dock strike broken, or how the SCUMMMAHHHHS never show up but also slashed a nippers face in fratton.
It will be followed by a performance by their sex pest clown and food care packages being handed out as all their food will have been stolen by the scummers on the way in. |  | | |
| Entertainment For Away Fanzone On Sunday on 11:44 - Sep 10 with 3193 views | PatfromPoole |
Sounds like the weather forecast may not be great for Sunday, so their gulag (which I presume is uncovered) may have slightly less allure.... |  |
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| Entertainment For Away Fanzone On Sunday on 12:24 - Sep 10 with 3122 views | franniesTache |
| Entertainment For Away Fanzone On Sunday on 11:44 - Sep 10 by PatfromPoole |
Sounds like the weather forecast may not be great for Sunday, so their gulag (which I presume is uncovered) may have slightly less allure.... |
Hopefully we sink foundations deep enough that it's water tight during the downpour | | | |
| Entertainment For Away Fanzone On Sunday on 16:31 - Sep 10 with 2917 views | InTimeAddedOn |
| Entertainment For Away Fanzone On Sunday on 12:24 - Sep 10 by franniesTache |
Hopefully we sink foundations deep enough that it's water tight during the downpour |
Unfortunately that won’t work, if the gulag floods, they are so inbred they will just use the webbing between their 12 fingers and toes to swim to safety. |  | | |
| Entertainment For Away Fanzone On Sunday on 13:23 - Sep 11 with 2539 views | Newdawn2014 |
ending with knees up muvver bran` gawd bless um . |  | | |
| Entertainment For Away Fanzone On Sunday on 17:59 - Sep 11 with 2307 views | Joiedevivre |
| Entertainment For Away Fanzone On Sunday on 10:07 - Sep 10 by 1885_SFC |
It's called pashun mush and u just don't geddit nipper. |
“It’s like a northern city dumped in the south.” |  | | |
| Entertainment For Away Fanzone On Sunday on 20:04 - Sep 11 with 2198 views | kernow |
| Entertainment For Away Fanzone On Sunday on 17:59 - Sep 11 by Joiedevivre |
“It’s like a northern city dumped in the south.” |
Says who? | | | |
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| Entertainment For Away Fanzone On Sunday on 21:27 - Sep 11 with 2132 views | Joiedevivre |
| Entertainment For Away Fanzone On Sunday on 20:04 - Sep 11 by kernow |
Says who? |
Eddie Crispin | | | |
| Entertainment For Away Fanzone On Sunday on 08:40 - Sep 12 with 1790 views | Buggalugs |
| Entertainment For Away Fanzone On Sunday on 21:27 - Sep 11 by Joiedevivre |
Eddie Crispin |
..a modern day Dickens |  |
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| Entertainment For Away Fanzone On Sunday on 09:37 - Sep 12 with 1744 views | franniesTache |
| Entertainment For Away Fanzone On Sunday on 08:40 - Sep 12 by Buggalugs |
..a modern day Dickens |
If you lose the last three letters there that's spot on.
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| Entertainment For Away Fanzone On Sunday on 10:33 - Sep 12 with 1651 views | Ron11 |
Will there be a ritual burning of the Westwood wig in the stadium just before kick off? | | | |
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