| Charlie 10:24 - Oct 20 with 9026 views | BklynRanger |
I had a good non-sexual stare at him last night from about 15 feet, and I'm not actually sure he is as porked up as I previously thought. Obviously he's no spring chicken.
I'm more wondering if he's still just a bit out of sorts mentally. It looked like Blackburn had a theory that he might be easy to get at - that cuff to the head he got was ridiculous not to have drawn a card - the fcuking lino was right there. Anyway. |  | | |  |
| Charlie on 15:54 - Oct 20 with 6504 views | WokingR |
You sure it was non sexual ?
Nobody could blame you if it was just a little bit. |  | | |
| Charlie on 15:59 - Oct 20 with 6471 views | Discodroids |
'non sexual stare'. I get that every night from my Mrs jo when i go up to bed . |  |
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| Charlie on 16:01 - Oct 20 with 6467 views | BklynRanger |
| Charlie on 15:54 - Oct 20 by WokingR |
You sure it was non sexual ?
Nobody could blame you if it was just a little bit. |
It was...80, 90 percent non-sexual. At least.
I forgot there was an existing thread when I put this up tbh but thought it was worth 'weighing in' on... | | | |
| Charlie on 16:15 - Oct 20 with 6411 views | Harbour |
Charlie and Andre were having a very animated discussion during warm up before the second half. Looked from upper loft as if was getting a bit heated. |  | | |
| Charlie on 16:57 - Oct 20 with 6288 views | Discodroids |
... now if it was akos busaky you were talking about...The blokes more beautiful than the opening couple of bars on Samuel Barbers, ' Adagio for strings'.
I would defo give akos the old vic reeves knee rubbing stare. [Post edited 20 Oct 2021 17:02]
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| Charlie on 17:48 - Oct 20 with 6095 views | CroydonCaptJack |
| Charlie on 15:54 - Oct 20 by WokingR |
You sure it was non sexual ?
Nobody could blame you if it was just a little bit. |
Bring back Sexy Fridays mate.
We can all do a sexy stare then |  | | |
| Charlie on 17:57 - Oct 20 with 6059 views | LunarJetman |
“I promise you it was a non sexual stare your honour…” |  | | |
| Charlie on 18:56 - Oct 20 with 5937 views | ted_hendrix |
| Charlie on 16:01 - Oct 20 by BklynRanger |
It was...80, 90 percent non-sexual. At least.
I forgot there was an existing thread when I put this up tbh but thought it was worth 'weighing in' on... |
I think living in NYC for so long has caught up with you Bklyn, did you have a therapist when you were over there in the huge apple?
All Americans have a therapist.
Man up time mate I reckon you need help, **It was...80, 90 percent non-sexual.**
That figure Is to low--get help. |  |
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| Charlie on 19:41 - Oct 20 with 5813 views | BklynRanger |
| Charlie on 18:56 - Oct 20 by ted_hendrix |
I think living in NYC for so long has caught up with you Bklyn, did you have a therapist when you were over there in the huge apple?
All Americans have a therapist.
Man up time mate I reckon you need help, **It was...80, 90 percent non-sexual.**
That figure Is to low--get help. |
I didn't have a therapist but I sort of was a therapist Ted. So physician heal thyself and all that. 80-90% is good anyway - basically industry standard for a fully certified 'hetro' according to the info I have here in front of me.  | | | |
| Charlie on 20:08 - Oct 20 with 5737 views | Dorse |
'Non-Sexual Stare' has entered the pantheon of LFW idioms alongside Get In The Fcuking Sea and, of course, Bummed In The Gob.
We salute you and your steely gaze. |  |
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| Charlie on 21:20 - Oct 20 with 5585 views | PunteR |
| Charlie on 19:41 - Oct 20 by BklynRanger |
I didn't have a therapist but I sort of was a therapist Ted. So physician heal thyself and all that. 80-90% is good anyway - basically industry standard for a fully certified 'hetro' according to the info I have here in front of me. |
10 percent of the time it works... every time. |  |
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| Charlie on 21:26 - Oct 20 with 5557 views | Mick_S |
| Charlie on 20:08 - Oct 20 by Dorse |
'Non-Sexual Stare' has entered the pantheon of LFW idioms alongside Get In The Fcuking Sea and, of course, Bummed In The Gob.
We salute you and your steely gaze. |
I’m looking forward to Clive getting all three into a match report. |  |
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| Charlie on 21:35 - Oct 20 with 5511 views | PunteR |
| Charlie on 21:20 - Oct 20 by PunteR |
10 percent of the time it works... every time. |
Talking of 10% gayness.. I remember a funny story on here( can't remember which poster..( you know who you are..lol)involving his wife wearing a QPR shirt while making love just to spice things up a bit but he couldn't get the image out of his head of Gary Waddock. Im assuming his wife was ginger. I don't think he said whether he enjoyed it or not either.. lol [Post edited 20 Oct 2021 21:50]
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| Charlie on 21:36 - Oct 20 with 5506 views | GloryHunter |
| Charlie on 16:15 - Oct 20 by Harbour |
Charlie and Andre were having a very animated discussion during warm up before the second half. Looked from upper loft as if was getting a bit heated. |
During the second half warm up, Charlie and Andre seemed to be discussing the game, and coaching the players from the touchline. Andre called Willock over for an earful, and Charlie was trying to direct the throw-ins. Both good experienced pros, wanting their team to win even though they weren't on the pitch. |  | | |
| Charlie on 22:12 - Oct 20 with 5431 views | strikerace |
So a friend of mine knows a girl, who has a sister, who knows Austin's wife. Turns out he saw your intense stare and was quite shaken by it. | | | |
| Charlie on 22:14 - Oct 20 with 5419 views | Discodroids |
| Charlie on 21:35 - Oct 20 by PunteR |
Talking of 10% gayness.. I remember a funny story on here( can't remember which poster..( you know who you are..lol)involving his wife wearing a QPR shirt while making love just to spice things up a bit but he couldn't get the image out of his head of Gary Waddock. Im assuming his wife was ginger. I don't think he said whether he enjoyed it or not either.. lol [Post edited 20 Oct 2021 21:50]
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he had lovely thick hair though jody. ginger or not. Proper john foxx wedge. | |
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| Charlie on 22:17 - Oct 20 with 5383 views | distortR |
| Charlie on 16:01 - Oct 20 by BklynRanger |
It was...80, 90 percent non-sexual. At least.
I forgot there was an existing thread when I put this up tbh but thought it was worth 'weighing in' on... |
The "Footballers you fancy but probably shouldn't" thread? | | | |
| Charlie on 22:18 - Oct 20 with 5379 views | toboboly |
I often catch myself throwing a frightfully sexual stare at a number of ours quite often. I am in tue upper loft though so is presumably allowed? |  |
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| Charlie on 22:37 - Oct 20 with 5310 views | ted_hendrix |
| Charlie on 19:41 - Oct 20 by BklynRanger |
I didn't have a therapist but I sort of was a therapist Ted. So physician heal thyself and all that. 80-90% is good anyway - basically industry standard for a fully certified 'hetro' according to the info I have here in front of me. |
You are definitely intellectual Higginbottom a wise Man you have academically projected yourself to a high standard.
With that in mind can you suggest a quick cure for a corn? I've got one on the little toe of my right hoof and it's a vicious little bastard that's preventing me from wearing my hobnail boots.
Went to a chiropodist a couple of years ago and she cut one out with a scalpel whilst I was screaming like a little suckling pig, not going back there.
Mum said it is rude to stare by the way. | |
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| Charlie on 23:10 - Oct 20 with 5235 views | londonscottish |
| Charlie on 22:14 - Oct 20 by Discodroids |
he had lovely thick hair though jody. ginger or not. Proper john foxx wedge. |
Ginger? Long?
Call Metallica - his non-sexual stare thread is here! |  |
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| Charlie on 00:05 - Oct 21 with 5169 views | johncharles |
No such thing as a Non Sexual stare on the Tube. Eye contact is sexual assault |  |
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| Charlie on 02:43 - Oct 21 with 5103 views | FredManRave |
Good thread. Irreverant and thought provoking.
Fwiw, I've had many a sexual look at Charlie and then afterwards it was Charlies fault there was no sex. Oh, the irony.
Apologies in advance... |  |
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| Charlie on 05:57 - Oct 21 with 5052 views | Mick_S |
| Charlie on 22:37 - Oct 20 by ted_hendrix |
You are definitely intellectual Higginbottom a wise Man you have academically projected yourself to a high standard.
With that in mind can you suggest a quick cure for a corn? I've got one on the little toe of my right hoof and it's a vicious little bastard that's preventing me from wearing my hobnail boots.
Went to a chiropodist a couple of years ago and she cut one out with a scalpel whilst I was screaming like a little suckling pig, not going back there.
Mum said it is rude to stare by the way. |
Banana skin gets rid of warts, Ted, so may work on a corn. You need to put the furry white bit on the offending piece and hold it down with a Band Aid plaster. A few days should do it.
Writing with a biro on the yellow side of the banana (unpeeled) is surprisingly satisfying. | |
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| Charlie on 06:38 - Oct 21 with 5034 views | PlanetHonneywood |
Hey Brooklyn, ‘ow you doin’?
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