| LFW Message Board Glossary 17:05 - Aug 29 with 56941 views | Northernr |
"The pay-as-you-play deal" - whenever a potential signing is rumoured or suggested who is obviously a) too fcking old, b) too fcking expensive, c) qualifying for a hip replacement on the NHS, d) one of life's genuine arseholes who's blown up every dressing room he's ever been in, instead of dismissing the idea out of hand one is duty bound to suggest a pay-as-you-play deal. That he wouldn't accept this, and that this doesn't really exist, is irrelevant.
"Digging down" - whenever discussing the merits of a new stadium, of trying to redevelop the one we already have, one is duty bound to suggest digging Loftus Road down into the ground. The fact this would also dig it down into the water table and effectively create a world leading water polo venue for a good six months a year is also irrelevant. Will also accept "building out over South Africa Road" and "adding a revolving restaurant".
"Les was crap to start with as well" - whenever debating the ability or otherwise of a new striker, due consideration must always be given to the fact Les Ferdinand was total dog sht when he first got here. Please see three years of Conor Washington debate, or 17 pages (and counting) on Lyndon Dykes' move to Birmingham.
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| LFW Message Board Glossary on 01:01 - Apr 23 with 1408 views | numptydumpty |
"Ian Holloway is stark, raving bonkers but he has the club's interests at heart !!"
"Money's ruined the game today. It wasn't like this in my day !!" |  |
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| LFW Message Board Glossary on 08:10 - Apr 23 with 1304 views | PlanetHonneywood |
Kelman's scored. |  |
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| LFW Message Board Glossary on 21:11 - Apr 23 with 1189 views | FredManRave |
Existing thread.
Always the same bloody poster as well! |  |
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| LFW Message Board Glossary on 21:19 - Apr 23 with 1175 views | DannyPaddox |
Eze’s scored |  | | |
| LFW Message Board Glossary on 21:21 - Apr 26 with 848 views | FredManRave |
"It's not the manager, it's the club".
Whenever somebody blames the manager for our woes.
Posted regularly each season, for the last 10+ years and probably got at least another 10 years left in it, if not more.... | |
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| LFW Message Board Glossary on 04:47 - Apr 27 with 746 views | PlanetHonneywood |
QPR 0 (alternative form, 0 QPR) | |
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| LFW Message Board Glossary on 17:04 - May 7 with 471 views | DannyPaddox |
“I asked ChatGPT/ Ai/ A robots’s arse … … … and ChatGPT/ Ai/ The robot’s arse said …
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| LFW Message Board Glossary on 18:01 - May 7 with 400 views | dmm |
| LFW Message Board Glossary on 17:04 - May 7 by DannyPaddox |
“I asked ChatGPT/ Ai/ A robots’s arse … … … and ChatGPT/ Ai/ The robot’s arse said …
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That bears a striking resemblance to a certain football club CEO we all know, although it seems to be making more sense than him. |  | | |
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| LFW Message Board Glossary on 18:06 - May 7 with 368 views | aston_hoop |
Popular player runs down contract - Bloody club, just offer him a deal, why are we letting him go?
Less popular player runs down contract - Bloody greedy bastard, looking for a bigger payday, just using the club to get a bigger move |  |
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| LFW Message Board Glossary on 18:33 - May 7 with 317 views | Dorse |
Bobby Z '89 |  |
| 'What do we want? We don't know! When do we want it? Now!' |
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