| Strangest thing you’ve put in your mouth 21:29 - Jun 10 with 2662 views | qprxtc |
My earwax was pretty vile .
I snogged a gorgeous bird outside O’Henrys after she’d puked up. She said I was a ‘fu cking lovely bloke’ . Then puked on my trainers. I count it as a win.
Cheese is fu cling grimey |  | | |  |
| Strangest thing you’ve put in your mouth on 21:41 - Jun 10 with 2038 views | MrSheen |
I used to perk myself up during a long evening of homework with Airfix glue on my tongue, or putting my tongue on a 9V battery. Similar sensation from both. |  | | |
| Strangest thing you’ve put in your mouth on 21:48 - Jun 10 with 2012 views | bosh67 |
Well this is a healthy thread so far... |  |
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| Strangest thing you’ve put in your mouth on 21:49 - Jun 10 with 2009 views | dmm |
Lady's fingers.
That's Okra.
What were you thinking? |  | | |
| Strangest thing you’ve put in your mouth on 21:49 - Jun 10 with 1959 views | stainrods_elbow |
You really don't get out much, do you? |  |
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| Strangest thing you’ve put in your mouth on 22:30 - Jun 10 with 1912 views | mart_Goblin |
You see…this is what comes of the QPR media blackout . Nonsense like this !
Damn you Nourry !!!!
😆😆😆😆😆 |  | | |
| Strangest thing you’ve put in your mouth on 22:38 - Jun 10 with 1879 views | numptydumpty |
Fake news !!!
At least no one would be daft enough to drink disinfectant if the so called orange leader of the so called free world suggested that it cured COVID !!!! |  |
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| Strangest thing you’ve put in your mouth on 22:40 - Jun 10 with 1879 views | SimonJames |
Chocolate coated ants. They tasted like vinegar. |  |
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| Strangest thing you’ve put in your mouth on 22:41 - Jun 10 with 1882 views | BazzaInTheLoft |
So, I don’t know about anyone else, but I love the crispy bottom of the spud residue left in the pan after cooking roast potatoes.
That’s not it…
The other Sunday I bowl into the kitchen and spot some real chunky ones left over.
‘Touch!’ I thought.
I whipped out a fork, prised a biggun off, and slung it in my mouth.
Turns out my missus has soaked it in washing up liquid then got distracted with a phone call or something on the TV. |  | | |
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| Strangest thing you’ve put in your mouth on 00:18 - Jun 11 with 1746 views | rbee |
| Strangest thing you’ve put in your mouth on 21:49 - Jun 10 by dmm |
Lady's fingers.
That's Okra.
What were you thinking? |
Okra is one of the healthiest veggies out there, much better cooked especially in the oven. |  | | |
| Strangest thing you’ve put in your mouth on 00:26 - Jun 11 with 1738 views | CateLeBonR |
I was on a bus coming back from my local swimming pool when I was a kid. Took a swig on a can of coke and felt something soft and furry in my mouth. Spat it out and there was a big bumble bee squirming around on the floor that must have crawled in the can somehow. Didn’t get stung luckily! |  | | |
| Strangest thing you’ve put in your mouth on 01:01 - Jun 11 with 1697 views | Boston |
| Strangest thing you’ve put in your mouth on 00:26 - Jun 11 by CateLeBonR |
I was on a bus coming back from my local swimming pool when I was a kid. Took a swig on a can of coke and felt something soft and furry in my mouth. Spat it out and there was a big bumble bee squirming around on the floor that must have crawled in the can somehow. Didn’t get stung luckily! |
beehave yourself. |  |
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| Strangest thing you’ve put in your mouth on 04:44 - Jun 11 with 1618 views | PlanetHonneywood |
Not me, but worth sharing of the first night the eventual Mrs PH came back to Chez Planet.
The evening is moving on, and she pops to the loo and shouts out, 'Can I use your toothpaste?' Next thing I hear is, 'Ewww whaa kinna too pay ees thee?'
I enquire if all well and she comes out the bathroom with this pained and pleading look holding a yellow tube in her hand. To which I reply, 'I hope you didn't use that my dear, it's deep heat cream!'
Main Takeaway: Always practice safe toothbrushing and put medicines safely out of reach of loved ones, especially if you're planning to get it on! |  |
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| Strangest thing you’ve put in your mouth on 11:56 - Jun 11 with 1314 views | Bluce_Ree |
I was at a jam session with some musicians from work and I had a can of Diet Coke on the go. However, one of the guys was using another can as an ashtray.
It was 20+ years ago and I still remember the fking taste. AWFUL. |  |
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| Strangest thing you’ve put in your mouth on 12:11 - Jun 11 with 1264 views | HantsR |
I know an old lady who swallowed a fly, I don't know why? |  | | |
| Strangest thing you’ve put in your mouth on 12:18 - Jun 11 with 1253 views | daveB |
My school teacher once fed me these new Wotsits with a cream filling whilst I was blindfolded which tasted a bit weird |  | | |
| Strangest thing you’ve put in your mouth on 12:23 - Jun 11 with 1238 views | dmm |
| Strangest thing you’ve put in your mouth on 12:18 - Jun 11 by daveB |
My school teacher once fed me these new Wotsits with a cream filling whilst I was blindfolded which tasted a bit weird |
I can't help but think there's an even weirder backstory to this, dave  | | | |
| Strangest thing you’ve put in your mouth on 12:39 - Jun 11 with 1211 views | loftboy |
I once took a swig from a bottle of Aramis aftershave after a row with my ex. She accused me of being an alcoholic, I saw the bottle which said 99% on the side and thought why not!
Was ill for a week but my puke smelt lovely! |  |
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| Strangest thing you’ve put in your mouth on 12:48 - Jun 11 with 1198 views | Sonic_Hoop |
Psychedelics and the tears of the god of shapes. |  | | |
| Strangest thing you’ve put in your mouth on 12:49 - Jun 11 with 1189 views | Watford_Ranger |
| Strangest thing you’ve put in your mouth on 11:56 - Jun 11 by Bluce_Ree |
I was at a jam session with some musicians from work and I had a can of Diet Coke on the go. However, one of the guys was using another can as an ashtray.
It was 20+ years ago and I still remember the fking taste. AWFUL. |
Other than the dirty side of my mind this was the same thought I had when I saw the thread title. | | | |
| Strangest thing you’ve put in your mouth on 12:52 - Jun 11 with 1181 views | stowmarketrange |
| Strangest thing you’ve put in your mouth on 00:26 - Jun 11 by CateLeBonR |
I was on a bus coming back from my local swimming pool when I was a kid. Took a swig on a can of coke and felt something soft and furry in my mouth. Spat it out and there was a big bumble bee squirming around on the floor that must have crawled in the can somehow. Didn’t get stung luckily! |
A mate’s girlfriend did that but there was a wasp in the can and it stung her throat,which swelled up a bit.A quick trip to A&E was called for. |  | | |
| Strangest thing you’ve put in your mouth on 13:05 - Jun 11 with 1129 views | derbyhoop |
Les escargots or tete de veau. I'll have the former again but not the latter. |  |
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| Strangest thing you’ve put in your mouth on 14:08 - Jun 11 with 1004 views | Ghost_on_the_Westway |
Fck me. Not just the OP but all the replies, an all!
The close season, eh? Not even July yet. 🤣🤣🤣 |  | | |
| Strangest thing you’ve put in your mouth on 14:31 - Jun 11 with 952 views | dmm |
Andouillette. If you know, you know. | | | |
| Strangest thing you’ve put in your mouth on 14:45 - Jun 11 with 908 views | derbyhoop |
| Strangest thing you’ve put in your mouth on 14:31 - Jun 11 by dmm |
Andouillette. If you know, you know. |
The smell is more than enough to put me off. | |
| "Travel is fatal to prejudice, bigotry and narrow-mindedness, and many of our people need it sorely on these accounts. Broad, wholesome, charitable views of men and things cannot be acquired by vegetating in one little corner of the Earth all one's lifetime." (Mark Twain)
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| Strangest thing you’ve put in your mouth on 15:45 - Jun 11 with 811 views | FDC |
Tail end of a session, it's starting to go pear shaped, half full beer cans all over the room, take a swig, then the grim realisation that this one has been used as an ashtray for the past hour, as a cigarette butt gently settles on your tongue.
Edit. Happened so often I actually enforced a quite strict policy on marking ash-tray cans clearly, by placing a cigarette butt on the top, or leaving enough ash on top of the can that it was obvious. Important to have standards isn't it. [Post edited 11 Jun 15:49]
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