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So what's the new song ? 20:21 - Jun 25 with 1439 viewsconnell10

For the new boss ? Based on the Marti drinking , eating and hating Chelsea?

AND WHEN I DREAM , I DREAM ABOUT YOU AND WHEN I SCREAM I SCREAM ABOUT YOU!!!!!
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So what's the new song ? on 21:05 - Jun 25 with 1373 viewscolinallcars

Julien Laurens from Shepherds Bush, parlez vous
Julien Laurens from Shepherds Bush, parlez vous
Julien Laurens from Shepherds Bush
Up the table we will woosh
Itsy bitsy parlez vous.
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So what's the new song ? on 21:32 - Jun 25 with 1338 viewsbosh67

So what's the new song ? on 21:05 - Jun 25 by colinallcars

Julien Laurens from Shepherds Bush, parlez vous
Julien Laurens from Shepherds Bush, parlez vous
Julien Laurens from Shepherds Bush
Up the table we will woosh
Itsy bitsy parlez vous.


I quite like that.

Never knowingly right.
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So what's the new song ? on 06:22 - Jun 26 with 1250 viewsMonkey_Roots

I looked up the nickname for Renne and it is ‘The Red City’…

- clears throat -

Julien! Julien!
He came from the city in red
Made his way to the city of white
He fückin hates the flag of blue
And thinks John Terry is shite

Stephán! Stephán!
He loved a drop of cider
When he ate his galette-saucisse
He’ll have to switch to pie and mash
Or fish, chips and mushy peas

il déteste Chelsea!
[Post edited 26 Jun 6:23]
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So what's the new song ? on 07:30 - Jun 26 with 1174 viewsMrSheen

It’s going to take some organised part singing, beyond the complexity of We are the P block, we are the P block.

One group lays down a steady, “Wow wow wow wow wowwww, wow wow wow wow, wow, wow wow wow wow…

The other group overlays
“Oh, Julien, Julien”
Oui, oui, viens au Bush maintenant
Non Ch*ls** non
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So what's the new song ? on 07:37 - Jun 26 with 1168 viewsMonkey_Roots

So what's the new song ? on 07:30 - Jun 26 by MrSheen

It’s going to take some organised part singing, beyond the complexity of We are the P block, we are the P block.

One group lays down a steady, “Wow wow wow wow wowwww, wow wow wow wow, wow, wow wow wow wow…

The other group overlays
“Oh, Julien, Julien”
Oui, oui, viens au Bush maintenant
Non Ch*ls** non


This gives me glee vibes… there will have to be dancing involved I think to really pull off the ‘wow’ and the overlay
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So what's the new song ? on 07:51 - Jun 26 with 1150 viewsstevec

Julien Stephan
Julien Stephan
He eats l’escargot
He drinks a Merlot
Sends boat people over the seaaa.
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So what's the new song ? on 09:23 - Jun 26 with 1073 viewsTomS

Julien, which way will we go,
Julien, we wanna know,
Julien, we can help you out,
Julien, give the ball to Chair

With apologies to Chris Rea...
[Post edited 26 Jun 9:49]
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So what's the new song ? on 09:36 - Jun 26 with 1056 viewsSydneyRs

Julien Stephan
Julien Stephan
he's got two first names
he wins the big games
keep the Chelsea line
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So what's the new song ? on 09:48 - Jun 26 with 1040 viewsSonic_Hoop

Step On Up
Ariana Grande


Hey, hey, oh
(Ooh) stephan's up to this
Step, stephan's p to this
Stephan's up to this crazy love

Hey, I'm classy
But I don't mind if you get at me
It's okay to get nasty, just the way that you like
You say I'm sexy
So bad, they should arrest me
You can't forget me
Gave you the time of your life


(Ooh) stephan's up to this
Step, stephan's up to this
Stephan's up to this crazy love
(Ooh) step on up to this
Step, stephan's up to this
Stephan's up to this crazy love
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So what's the new song ? on 10:10 - Jun 26 with 998 viewsPaddyhoops

We want Stéphan out , say we want Stephan out !
That will never happen as we give our managers a fair crack of the whip here .
And let’s never go down the Paul Mc cartney route with the Frog song .
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So what's the new song ? on 10:14 - Jun 26 with 988 viewsHunterhoop

Surely it has to be something to the tune of the only French language song football fans know, ‘Que Sera’?

We could also replace the “olé, ole, ole” chant with “Allez, allez, allez”.
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So what's the new song ? on 10:28 - Jun 26 with 966 viewsCateLeBonR

Half of what I say is meaningless.
It’s because I’m p1ssed on Carlsberg
Juuuuulien
[Post edited 26 Jun 14:18]
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So what's the new song ? on 10:31 - Jun 26 with 961 viewsDannyPaddox

So what's the new song ? on 10:14 - Jun 26 by Hunterhoop

Surely it has to be something to the tune of the only French language song football fans know, ‘Que Sera’?

We could also replace the “olé, ole, ole” chant with “Allez, allez, allez”.


Allez Allez Allez Allez instead of olé - I like that.

Or there’s Stepháne Wonderland …

There’s only one Julien Stepháne!
One Julien Stepháne!
He drinks Châteauneuf-du-Pape
And Chelsea are crap
Walking in a Stepháne wonderland


répéter …
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So what's the new song ? on 10:35 - Jun 26 with 948 viewsCroydonCaptJack

Is it overly ambitious to render a version of Je t'aime?

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So what's the new song ? on 10:49 - Jun 26 with 921 viewsBAWHoops

Two first names
One French Cup
Julian Stephan's taking us up

(same tune as the start of the Buzsaky song)

http://blogandwhitehoops.wordpress.com/

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So what's the new song ? on 11:16 - Jun 26 with 881 viewsMonkey_Roots

Julien Stephán's bleu et blanc surrenderers!
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So what's the new song ? on 14:16 - Jun 26 with 778 viewsbosh67

To the tune of I Don't Like Cricket (I Love It) (Dreadlock Holiday) - 10cc

He don't like roast beef (oh no)!
He loves it! (ya)

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So what's the new song ? on 14:31 - Jun 26 with 740 viewsNorthLondonR

If I may "pull me own plonker" I did think my effort on the other thread was ok... to the strains of Dire Straits' Juliet. Now with additional slash optional intro verse:

"Rocked up at Heston, from somewhere in Britanny,
Past the Brentford bus stop,
And shook away the anonymity,
Cos Nourry was always gonna find ya, and you've always been a fighter,
Even though we now use Nikey balls, rather than a Mitre...

Julién, the plan was set right from the start,
Julién, we know that you get QPR,
And we'll accept, we'll accept.... upper mid table,
So when you gonna realise.... that we truly are able...
Juliéeeen"

Followed by a "duh duh duh.. da da da da da duh, duh duh duh...."
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So what's the new song ? on 14:40 - Jun 26 with 737 viewsMatch82

So what's the new song ? on 10:10 - Jun 26 by Paddyhoops

We want Stéphan out , say we want Stephan out !
That will never happen as we give our managers a fair crack of the whip here .
And let’s never go down the Paul Mc cartney route with the Frog song .


Strong start but I think you lost your way at the end with the line about the frog song, really hard to fit that line into a known melody
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So what's the new song ? on 15:44 - Jun 26 with 655 viewsconnell10

So what's the new song ? on 07:51 - Jun 26 by stevec

Julien Stephan
Julien Stephan
He eats l’escargot
He drinks a Merlot
Sends boat people over the seaaa.


I think change the last line to and he hates Chelsea and we have a winner.

AND WHEN I DREAM , I DREAM ABOUT YOU AND WHEN I SCREAM I SCREAM ABOUT YOU!!!!!
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So what's the new song ? on 15:52 - Jun 30 with 293 viewspadstow

If we could get something going to this it would be hilarious! "Big Babylons!"



Ragga muffin give you love and affection
QPR will be your protection, stick it to, to your hearts contention
Anything for my Julie'(N)
Mi go so hmmmm and make a connection
We score a goal and get a nipple erection
We be banging to a Shaggy selection, one time for my Julie'(N)

Julie, you know me love you an truly, from head down to mi goolie
You turn me on with your big Babylon (Oi)
Julie, when we make a sweet pass, truly, it make mi touch mi dong an' mi goolie
Turn me on with your big Babylon
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