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John Westwood should have kept his mouth shut on 13:53 - Sep 10 by franniesTache
"who is easily recognisable by his distinctive match-day dress sense"
That's one way of saying the fella dresses like a f*cking sex pest
“I didn’t want any of it, I just wanted to support Pompey. In the end, the club called the police and they joined stewards to form a protective shield around me. I didn’t want that to be honest, I’ve been around in the 70s and 80s, so I felt embarrassed.“
🤣🤣
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John Westwood should have kept his mouth shut on 15:21 - Sep 10 with 3036 views
That Saints fan’s home will need fumigating now with particular attention paid to the work surface the wig resides upon. Hopefully Westwood had washed the wig this calendar year although the shampoo required (Gimp & Shoulders) isn’t cheap.
Perhaps the wig’s new owner would like to bring it to SMS on Sunday? Two possibilities:
1. Display it on a spike in front of the away turnstiles 2. Burn it in the centre circle at half time
Whoever you are that did this, I owe you at least a pint and a chaser of your choice 🙂
[Post edited 11 Sep 11:04]
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John Westwood should have kept his mouth shut on 16:04 - Sep 10 with 2935 views
Who ever nicked must have been very fvcking hard or very stupid as after all the clown knows some nasty people not just Portsmouth but all over the country …..
John Westwood should have kept his mouth shut on 15:21 - Sep 10 by InTimeAddedOn
That Saints fan’s home will need fumigating now with particular attention paid to the work surface the wig resides upon. Hopefully Westwood had washed the wig this calendar year although the shampoo required (Gimp & Shoulders) isn’t cheap.
Perhaps the wig’s new owner would like to bring it to SMS on Sunday? Two possibilities:
1. Display it on a spike in front of the away turnstiles 2. Burn it in the centre circle at half time
Whoever you are that did this, I owe you at least a pint and a chaser of your choice 🙂
[Post edited 11 Sep 11:04]
It could possibly be crowd surfed but I doubt any f*cker would want to touch it.
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John Westwood should have kept his mouth shut on 18:56 - Sep 10 with 2539 views
Westwood won't even see the game. He'll turn up pissed, as always, and get thrown out. He won't be able to get back to the coaches. The old bill will stick him in the back of a wagon until final whistle when they'll be glad to see the back of the stinky weirdo, let him out & send him back via a coach.
100%.
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John Westwood should have kept his mouth shut on 16:41 - Sep 11 with 1040 views
‘He texted me back saying it wasn’t him and he needed to talk to someone about it - and the next day I received a special delivery. It’s the same state it was, still dirty and smelly, which reminds me, I must wash it.’
"...the next day I received a special delivery. It’s the same state it was, still dirty and smelly, which reminds me, I must wash it.’... said the wig.
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John Westwood should have kept his mouth shut on 17:11 - Sep 11 with 979 views
John Westwood should have kept his mouth shut on 16:41 - Sep 11 by saintwizzler
‘He texted me back saying it wasn’t him and he needed to talk to someone about it - and the next day I received a special delivery. It’s the same state it was, still dirty and smelly, which reminds me, I must wash it.’
John Westwood should have kept his mouth shut on 17:22 - Sep 10 by 1ASIN12
Who ever nicked must have been very fvcking hard or very stupid as after all the clown knows some nasty people not just Portsmouth but all over the country …..
Absolutely… The inter city firm will be there on Sunday to get his wig and hat back. He’s an absolute muppet, no matter who he knows….,
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John Westwood should have kept his mouth shut on 09:47 - Sep 12 with 286 views
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