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Childishly Amusing 08:22 - May 11 with 6889 viewsDorse

Got some sort of parish plan survey through the other day and I noted that the Chairman was called Dick Stainer. Cue 5 minutes of childish sniggering in the Dorse household.

'What do we want? We don't know! When do we want it? Now!'

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Childishly Amusing on 08:32 - May 11 with 5683 viewsBrianMcCarthy

Absolutely everyone in Ireland knows someone who knows this woman in Tralee called Annette Curtin. Everyone.

"The opposite of love, after all, is not hate, but indifference."
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Childishly Amusing on 08:35 - May 11 with 5675 viewsPlanetHonneywood

I hail from Greenford and currently, I am in Tokyo. Several years ago I was also in Japan, where I cracked a ridiculously silly joke of no humour to the person I cracked it to and quite likely, to you, the reader.

Japanese people are ridiculously friendly and polite, but unable to pronounce the letter 'L'. It went a little like this:

Japanese person - Herro.

Planet H - No. Greenford actually!

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Childishly Amusing on 09:23 - May 11 with 5598 viewsTheBlob

I used to know someone called Egon Chips.

And there was a family....Horace and Doris Norris.Lost touch with them,rumours that they were going to call their son Maurice.

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Childishly Amusing on 09:32 - May 11 with 5581 viewshopphoops

Childishly Amusing on 08:35 - May 11 by PlanetHonneywood

I hail from Greenford and currently, I am in Tokyo. Several years ago I was also in Japan, where I cracked a ridiculously silly joke of no humour to the person I cracked it to and quite likely, to you, the reader.

Japanese people are ridiculously friendly and polite, but unable to pronounce the letter 'L'. It went a little like this:

Japanese person - Herro.

Planet H - No. Greenford actually!


I love that joke. It's why so many so many Japanese people live in Harrow, they get into the cab on arriving at Heathrow with a 'Harrow driver!'

PS I've met a Roger Sharpley.

A magnificent football club, the love of our lives, finding a way to finally have its day in the sun.
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Childishly Amusing on 09:38 - May 11 with 5567 viewsMick_S

https://www.quora.com/What-makes-cooked-chicken-rubbery

Did I ever mention that I was in Minder?

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Childishly Amusing on 09:39 - May 11 with 5560 viewsdanehoop

My mate's sister's at school were called Joy and Gay.

Unfortunate that their surname was Ryder.

True.

Never knowingly understood

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Childishly Amusing on 10:21 - May 11 with 5516 viewsDannyPaddox

Pontus Wernbloom

is:

a) a Hawaiian theme park
b) a Swedish holding midfield player
c) the small piece of flesh that bridges between the a-hole and the muff
d) all of the above
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Childishly Amusing on 10:31 - May 11 with 5493 viewsCiderwithRsie

Childishly Amusing on 08:35 - May 11 by PlanetHonneywood

I hail from Greenford and currently, I am in Tokyo. Several years ago I was also in Japan, where I cracked a ridiculously silly joke of no humour to the person I cracked it to and quite likely, to you, the reader.

Japanese people are ridiculously friendly and polite, but unable to pronounce the letter 'L'. It went a little like this:

Japanese person - Herro.

Planet H - No. Greenford actually!


I recall being in Czechoslovakia in 1989 and meeting a Japanese bloke who pointed out that the Czechs were having their first flee erections since 1938.
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Childishly Amusing on 10:32 - May 11 with 5492 viewsHantsR

As map makers we were always amused by a Police Station being the only building in Letsby Avenue.
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Childishly Amusing on 10:40 - May 11 with 5473 viewsCamberleyR

Childishly Amusing on 10:31 - May 11 by CiderwithRsie

I recall being in Czechoslovakia in 1989 and meeting a Japanese bloke who pointed out that the Czechs were having their first flee erections since 1938.


"Oh, Free Elections!"

"Yessss! Why you no rissen? Stupit iriot"

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Childishly Amusing on 10:44 - May 11 with 5463 viewsBoston

Some years ago, I encountered a chap from Essex but of German extraction, his name was Wolf Pack. He's probably still out there, roaming.

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Childishly Amusing on 10:52 - May 11 with 5441 viewsPlanetHonneywood

I once had to deal with a chap whose surname was De'Ath. Only thing is, he was in the correctional business, working at one of Her Majesty's hotels for criminals.

So imagine your first day in the clink, you're already worried about Bubba on E-wing and then you meet Officer De'Ath and that's when you really start worrying!

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Childishly Amusing on 10:54 - May 11 with 5432 viewsMick_S

Childishly Amusing on 10:40 - May 11 by CamberleyR

"Oh, Free Elections!"

"Yessss! Why you no rissen? Stupit iriot"



Did I ever mention that I was in Minder?

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Childishly Amusing on 11:05 - May 11 with 5401 viewsqprwpg

Working with someone called Afaq.

Twitter: @qprwpg

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Childishly Amusing on 11:15 - May 11 with 5386 viewsgordanoR

Childishly Amusing on 11:05 - May 11 by qprwpg

Working with someone called Afaq.


I've got a Fakhfakh working with me.
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Childishly Amusing on 11:17 - May 11 with 5381 viewsaston_hoop

Second one down, always a good reminder that there is someone worse off than you

http://www.janacekensemble.cz/en/ensemble/

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Childishly Amusing on 11:22 - May 11 with 5373 viewsMick_S

Childishly Amusing on 11:17 - May 11 by aston_hoop

Second one down, always a good reminder that there is someone worse off than you

http://www.janacekensemble.cz/en/ensemble/


And number three - there is a certain symmetry between the two.

Did I ever mention that I was in Minder?

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Childishly Amusing on 11:30 - May 11 with 5344 viewsjohncharles

If you get hassled in Japan and asked your name, say Larry Riley

Strong and stable my arse.

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Childishly Amusing on 11:31 - May 11 with 5340 viewseasthertsr

Apparently there is a deli in Israel called Cheeses of Nazareth!
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Childishly Amusing on 11:32 - May 11 with 5332 viewsWokingR

Childishly Amusing on 11:05 - May 11 by qprwpg

Working with someone called Afaq.


Currently got 2 clients Sally Gentle and Dominic Ennis

No problem there you'd think except that both of them absolutely insist on using their middle initials.
What I actually have to deal with is

Sally B Gentle and Dominic P Ennis
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Childishly Amusing on 11:34 - May 11 with 5322 viewshopphoops

Childishly Amusing on 10:44 - May 11 by Boston

Some years ago, I encountered a chap from Essex but of German extraction, his name was Wolf Pack. He's probably still out there, roaming.


In my brief telesales career i came across a German captain of industry called Herr Dreier.

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Childishly Amusing on 11:42 - May 11 with 5296 viewsenfieldargh

We've done this before!!!

I used to have a manager called Theresa Green, tall blonde MILF, sometimes I couldn't leave my desk, ooh she gave me the orn!!!!

Please welcome to the porn makers ball Mr & Mrs cavity and their daughter Philma

captains fantastic
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Childishly Amusing on 12:35 - May 11 with 5222 viewsTheBlob

I once sold a motor to a geezer called Mustapha Khar.

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Childishly Amusing on 13:06 - May 11 with 5174 viewsPlanetHonneywood

Childishly Amusing on 11:31 - May 11 by easthertsr

Apparently there is a deli in Israel called Cheeses of Nazareth!


There is a cheese shop in Dublin called "Holy Cheeses'

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Childishly Amusing on 13:43 - May 11 with 5124 viewsloftboy

Childishly Amusing on 11:15 - May 11 by gordanoR

I've got a Fakhfakh working with me.


http://www.thephonebook.bt.com/publisha.content/en/search/residential/search.pub

Used to give this bloke loads of stick when we were kids, cant believe he's still alive

favourite cheese mature Cheddar. FFS there is no such thing as the EPL
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