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Thread Titles Guaranteed To Give Clive An Ulcer on 15:49 - Mar 29 with 3012 viewsCroydonCaptJack

Thread Titles Guaranteed To Give Clive An Ulcer on 14:13 - Mar 29 by ted_hendrix

Strewth !!!

Can you Imagine shagging one of those and then when It wakes up in the morning minus any make up the bloody thing starts singing;

"Yeah, I'll tell you what I want, what I really, really want"


To which I would reply

'What again!!!!!?'

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Thread Titles Guaranteed To Give Clive An Ulcer on 15:54 - Mar 29 with 2997 viewsNorthernr

Thread Titles Guaranteed To Give Clive An Ulcer on 15:43 - Mar 29 by HuckerMotM2

Funny, until you think about the moral of the story....
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I can't wait for this, go on...
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Thread Titles Guaranteed To Give Clive An Ulcer on 16:00 - Mar 29 with 2963 viewsqprxtc

The Crown and Sceptre to close and turned into unaffordable flats plus a Lidl. Oh Peroni have gone out of business.
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Thread Titles Guaranteed To Give Clive An Ulcer on 16:05 - Mar 29 with 2911 viewsHuckerMotM2

Thread Titles Guaranteed To Give Clive An Ulcer on 15:54 - Mar 29 by Northernr

I can't wait for this, go on...


Nah, you're an intelligent man...

Work it out for yourself when enjoying a pint in the Crown x
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Thread Titles Guaranteed To Give Clive An Ulcer on 16:12 - Mar 29 with 2899 viewsBazzaInTheLoft

Thread Titles Guaranteed To Give Clive An Ulcer on 16:05 - Mar 29 by HuckerMotM2

Nah, you're an intelligent man...

Work it out for yourself when enjoying a pint in the Crown x


This is actually harassment.
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Thread Titles Guaranteed To Give Clive An Ulcer on 16:14 - Mar 29 with 2897 viewsNorthernr

Thread Titles Guaranteed To Give Clive An Ulcer on 16:05 - Mar 29 by HuckerMotM2

Nah, you're an intelligent man...

Work it out for yourself when enjoying a pint in the Crown x


Coward as per.

And I don't drink pints, so your latest little stalker attempt at "I'm watching you" has fallen flat on you there I'm afraid.

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Thread Titles Guaranteed To Give Clive An Ulcer on 16:26 - Mar 29 with 2820 viewsHuckerMotM2

Thread Titles Guaranteed To Give Clive An Ulcer on 16:14 - Mar 29 by Northernr

Coward as per.

And I don't drink pints, so your latest little stalker attempt at "I'm watching you" has fallen flat on you there I'm afraid.

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I know you don't sweetheart x
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Thread Titles Guaranteed To Give Clive An Ulcer on 16:27 - Mar 29 with 2845 viewsNorthernr

Thread Titles Guaranteed To Give Clive An Ulcer on 16:26 - Mar 29 by HuckerMotM2

I know you don't sweetheart x


This is not the behaviour of somebody with a rich and fulfilled life btw.
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Thread Titles Guaranteed To Give Clive An Ulcer on 16:29 - Mar 29 with 2828 viewsBazzaInTheLoft

Humorous thread while it lasted.
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Thread Titles Guaranteed To Give Clive An Ulcer on 16:29 - Mar 29 with 2833 viewsMick_S

Clive doesn’t drink pints = W@nker.

Did I ever mention that I was in Minder?

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Thread Titles Guaranteed To Give Clive An Ulcer on 16:42 - Mar 29 with 2743 viewsHuckerMotM2

Thread Titles Guaranteed To Give Clive An Ulcer on 16:27 - Mar 29 by Northernr

This is not the behaviour of somebody with a rich and fulfilled life btw.


No? That's a shame but at least I'm not you 👍

Nighty night x
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Thread Titles Guaranteed To Give Clive An Ulcer on 16:49 - Mar 29 with 2758 viewsPinnerPaul

About this trial.............
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Thread Titles Guaranteed To Give Clive An Ulcer on 17:44 - Mar 29 with 2658 viewsnix

Thread Titles Guaranteed To Give Clive An Ulcer on 16:42 - Mar 29 by HuckerMotM2

No? That's a shame but at least I'm not you 👍

Nighty night x


I know Clive can defend himself but really passive aggression is a bit limp.

I'm sure I'll now attract a winky emoji but there's always the ignore button. Sadly Clive can't use that.

It's a shame because it was a lighthearted thread that didn't need any aggro at all.
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Thread Titles Guaranteed To Give Clive An Ulcer on 17:46 - Mar 29 with 2643 viewsjohnhoop

Thread Titles Guaranteed To Give Clive An Ulcer on 17:44 - Mar 29 by nix

I know Clive can defend himself but really passive aggression is a bit limp.

I'm sure I'll now attract a winky emoji but there's always the ignore button. Sadly Clive can't use that.

It's a shame because it was a lighthearted thread that didn't need any aggro at all.


It was actually one of the funniest ones we’ve had for a long time until this page.
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Thread Titles Guaranteed To Give Clive An Ulcer on 17:58 - Mar 29 with 2600 viewsqprxtc

C unts that always be c unting because of their sad c unting lives and be c unts because they only know how to be a c unt.

Long title for a thread. Could get to a few pages though?
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Thread Titles Guaranteed To Give Clive An Ulcer on 20:20 - Mar 29 with 2460 viewsNorthernr

Thread Titles Guaranteed To Give Clive An Ulcer on 17:46 - Mar 29 by johnhoop

It was actually one of the funniest ones we’ve had for a long time until this page.


Yeh, a real shame. Actually laughed and smiled a bit on here for the first time in a while, very valuable during the current gloom and ruined by one weirdo.

Mental health crisis in this country.
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Thread Titles Guaranteed To Give Clive An Ulcer on 20:39 - Mar 29 with 2404 viewsBrianMcCarthy

Thread Titles Guaranteed To Give Clive An Ulcer on 20:20 - Mar 29 by Northernr

Yeh, a real shame. Actually laughed and smiled a bit on here for the first time in a while, very valuable during the current gloom and ruined by one weirdo.

Mental health crisis in this country.


Keep the head up.

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Thread Titles Guaranteed To Give Clive An Ulcer on 20:55 - Mar 29 with 2374 viewsBoston

Thread Titles Guaranteed To Give Clive An Ulcer on 16:29 - Mar 29 by Mick_S

Clive doesn’t drink pints = W@nker.


Has he gone full blown metric?

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Thread Titles Guaranteed To Give Clive An Ulcer on 20:57 - Mar 29 with 2368 viewsBoston

Thread Titles Guaranteed To Give Clive An Ulcer on 20:39 - Mar 29 by BrianMcCarthy

Keep the head up.


...or you could piss on your shoes.

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Thread Titles Guaranteed To Give Clive An Ulcer on 20:58 - Mar 29 with 2368 viewsaston_hoop

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Thread Titles Guaranteed To Give Clive An Ulcer on 21:09 - Mar 29 with 2335 viewsDorse

Thread Titles Guaranteed To Give Clive An Ulcer on 20:58 - Mar 29 by aston_hoop

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Thread Titles Guaranteed To Give Clive An Ulcer on 21:15 - Mar 29 with 2323 viewsHayesender

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Thread Titles Guaranteed To Give Clive An Ulcer on 22:24 - Mar 29 by Boston

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Thread Titles Guaranteed To Give Clive An Ulcer on 23:03 - Mar 29 with 2210 viewsMatch82

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