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Britain's most offensive swearwords 11:37 - Apr 25 with 1767 viewsE17hoop

Something to help educate the community with a range of options. Possibly of use to Clive in his reporting next year.


It's always noisiest at the shallow end
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Britain's most offensive swearwords on 11:48 - Apr 25 with 1451 viewsnick_hammersmith

"Smeg" wasn't created by Red Dwarf, its just an abbreviation of "Smegma"
Which is cock cheese, usually trapped under the bell end
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Britain's most offensive swearwords on 12:03 - Apr 25 with 1375 viewsKensalT

If made up swear words from Red Dwarf and Fry & Laurie can make the list then I'm a bit disappointed there's no naffing love for Porridge!
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Britain's most offensive swearwords on 12:06 - Apr 25 with 1361 viewsRsole

All of these are perfectly acceptable when printed on T Shirts and Caps in other countries though…..

Those possessed by devils, try and keep them under control a bit, can't you ?

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Britain's most offensive swearwords on 12:08 - Apr 25 with 1352 viewsTheChef

I've never heard anyone use "fatherfcker"!

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Britain's most offensive swearwords on 12:26 - Apr 25 with 1277 viewskensalriser

Britain's most offensive swearwords on 12:08 - Apr 25 by TheChef

I've never heard anyone use "fatherfcker"!


No one has ever heard anyone use it ever on account of it not being an actual expression.

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Britain's most offensive swearwords on 12:51 - Apr 25 with 1211 viewsngbqpr

Bit surprised the c word is still top.

For 'people of a certain age' (eg me) it was taboo for so long...I remember Alexei Sayle had a routine about it cos he wanted to push boundaries by seeing how much he could use it.

But the youth seem to use it with abandon and my (adult) kids can't understand why I think it's on a different level to, say, p**ck.

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Britain's most offensive swearwords on 13:00 - Apr 25 with 1189 viewsLblock

Surely if the number one word has the Preface of "Ch*le* C*nt" then it's the most offensive thing to be called anywhere on the planet

Cherish and enjoy life.... this ain't no dress rehearsal

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Britain's most offensive swearwords on 13:29 - Apr 25 with 1120 viewsbullshootr

Some people used to get upset by the offensive language on Not the Nine O'clock News.

This was their response

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Britain's most offensive swearwords on 13:36 - Apr 25 with 1103 viewsRsole

Britain's most offensive swearwords on 12:08 - Apr 25 by TheChef

I've never heard anyone use "fatherfcker"!


Made popular by a(nother) Catholic Church investigation ?

Those possessed by devils, try and keep them under control a bit, can't you ?

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Britain's most offensive swearwords on 13:58 - Apr 25 with 1038 viewscolinallcars

I'm far too polite for swearing. Except perhaps Pish-Tosh. Or Pooh-Bah
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Britain's most offensive swearwords on 14:09 - Apr 25 with 986 viewsBklynRanger

Isn't c*nt a term of endearment among Australians?
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Britain's most offensive swearwords on 14:13 - Apr 25 with 973 viewsbosh67

Sorry I thought this was the who could our next manager be thread? Some of those names seem quite worthy. I've looked at the list and Joey Barton seems to figure in almost every case. Is he our new manager?

Never knowingly right.
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Britain's most offensive swearwords on 14:25 - Apr 25 with 948 viewsdmm

So I can call someone on here a Damn Pimhole and I won't get banned?
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Britain's most offensive swearwords on 14:51 - Apr 25 with 886 viewsBoston

Britain's most offensive swearwords on 13:00 - Apr 25 by Lblock

Surely if the number one word has the Preface of "Ch*le* C*nt" then it's the most offensive thing to be called anywhere on the planet


Why let those cads and bounders off so easily!

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Britain's most offensive swearwords on 15:12 - Apr 25 with 842 viewsMrSheen

Won’t someone think of the Sh*theads?
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Britain's most offensive swearwords on 15:16 - Apr 25 with 831 viewsPlanetHonneywood

Five people find 'heck' fairly offensive. Soppy muddaf...er cants!

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Britain's most offensive swearwords on 15:20 - Apr 25 with 823 viewsR_from_afar






"Things had started becoming increasingly desperate at Loftus Road but QPR have been handed a massive lifeline and the place has absolutely erupted. it's carnage. It's bedlam. It's 1-1."

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Britain's most offensive swearwords on 15:21 - Apr 25 with 820 viewsrbee

A favourite insult of mine is

Poo Poo Truck

From Fiji.
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Britain's most offensive swearwords on 15:25 - Apr 25 with 802 viewswombat

Britain's most offensive swearwords on 15:21 - Apr 25 by rbee

A favourite insult of mine is

Poo Poo Truck

From Fiji.


always been a fan of the word clunge myself not sure why

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Britain's most offensive swearwords on 15:48 - Apr 25 with 762 viewsE17hoop

Britain's most offensive swearwords on 15:16 - Apr 25 by PlanetHonneywood

Five people find 'heck' fairly offensive. Soppy muddaf...er cants!


Not 5 people - 5%! That means 1 in 20 people here might find it offensive.

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Britain's most offensive swearwords on 15:59 - Apr 25 with 735 viewsSimplyNico

That is possibly the best graph ever.

The whole YouGov research has prompted some great banter this afternoon on a particular WhatsApp group of which I am a member.
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Britain's most offensive swearwords on 16:00 - Apr 25 with 735 viewsrbee

Britain's most offensive swearwords on 15:25 - Apr 25 by wombat

always been a fan of the word clunge myself not sure why


When knee deep?
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Britain's most offensive swearwords on 16:16 - Apr 25 with 701 viewsscot1963

Britain's most offensive swearwords on 12:51 - Apr 25 by ngbqpr

Bit surprised the c word is still top.

For 'people of a certain age' (eg me) it was taboo for so long...I remember Alexei Sayle had a routine about it cos he wanted to push boundaries by seeing how much he could use it.

But the youth seem to use it with abandon and my (adult) kids can't understand why I think it's on a different level to, say, p**ck.


Same here on the taboo thing - I used to tell a young girl that I worked with that it sounded so nasty when she said it. Then a few years later when my boss decided to sell the business to someone who didn't want a conveyancer and he'd arranged my departure behind my back (and the bloke didn't buy the business in the end anyway) I went down on the prom and called him the 'c' word over and over again and then I never looked back after that but I do still think of it as the ultimate swear word. Gareth (Blob) never really swore much but he's the only person I've heard say someone was a f'ing c (could have been QPR related) that sounded like it just tripped off the tongue with his accent. We have 'tuss' in this neck of the woods which doesn't seem to be widely used as Gareth hadn't heard it before?
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Britain's most offensive swearwords on 17:15 - Apr 25 with 620 viewsKeithW

Britain's most offensive swearwords on 12:51 - Apr 25 by ngbqpr

Bit surprised the c word is still top.

For 'people of a certain age' (eg me) it was taboo for so long...I remember Alexei Sayle had a routine about it cos he wanted to push boundaries by seeing how much he could use it.

But the youth seem to use it with abandon and my (adult) kids can't understand why I think it's on a different level to, say, p**ck.


Ditto.
Growing up, it was deemed most offensive here in Blighty but Hollywood (who influence pretty much all popular culture) were always far more relaxed, throwing it about so as to lose all impact.
This is not new either. Kill Bill was released in 2003 and closes with the line from Bill to the Uma Thurman character "You're not a bad person. You're a terrific person. But every once in a while you can be a real c***"
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Britain's most offensive swearwords on 17:47 - Apr 25 with 558 viewsFDC

I can't see gob-bummed?
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