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So what's the new song ? 20:21 - Jun 25 with 5447 views

For the new boss ? Based on the Marti drinking , eating and hating Chelsea?

	AND WHEN I DREAM , I DREAM ABOUT YOU AND WHEN I SCREAM I SCREAM ABOUT YOU!!!!!
Poll:	best number 10 ever?

So what's the new song ? on 18:02 - Jul 13 with 1378 views

aston_hoop

He eats Cassoulet, he drinks Beaujolais?

Poll:

Moses Odubajo - Stick or Twist?

So what's the new song ? on 20:51 - Jul 13 with 1274 views

TwoHalves

Has anyone thought of asking him what he eats and drinks?

So what's the new song ? on 20:54 - Jul 13 with 1268 views

aston_hoop

So what's the new song ? on 20:51 - Jul 13 by TwoHalves
Has anyone thought of asking him what he eats and drinks?

Yeah but what if it doesn't rhyme?

Poll:

Moses Odubajo - Stick or Twist?

So what's the new song ? on 21:09 - Jul 13 with 1240 views

TwoHalves

So what's the new song ? on 20:54 - Jul 13 by aston_hoop
Yeah but what if it doesn't rhyme?

In that case the only solution would be to initiate a new thread dedicated to ‘free verse’ alternatives.

So what's the new song ? on 21:14 - Jul 13 with 1218 views

stainrods_elbow

'New Song' by the 80s synth wizard from High Wycombe, Howard Jones.

('Don't you crack up/Bend your brain . . .')

Poll:

What's your prediction for this season?

So what's the new song ? on 21:28 - Jul 13 with 1206 views

NorthLondonR

So what's the new song ? on 21:14 - Jul 13 by stainrods_elbow
'New Song' by the 80s synth wizard from High Wycombe, Howard Jones. ('Don't you crack up/Bend your brain . . .')

I'm 100% behind this, but not sure others will be

So what's the new song ? on 21:31 - Jul 13 with 1201 views

colinallcars

So what's the new song ? on 21:14 - Jul 13 by stainrods_elbow
'New Song' by the 80s synth wizard from High Wycombe, Howard Jones. ('Don't you crack up/Bend your brain . . .')

I bumped into Phil who played synths in a band I was in.
We had a good chat and when he left I said “ OK, take it easy Phil, don't synthesize anything I wouldn't synthesize”

So what's the new song ? on 23:29 - Jul 13 with 1141 views

BrazilNutR

Just asked chat GPT to write me a football song, inlcuding references to food and drink and hating chelsea... particularly liked the last bonus verse!

Chant: "Julien’s Our French Delight!"
(To the tune of “Guantanamera” – classic football chant rhythm)

🎶
Julien Stéphan,
He’s cooking up wins like it’s cordon bleu night!
Julien Stéphan,
He serves up goals with a croissant bite!

Red wine tactics, camembert cool,
He’s got more flavour than Chelsea's whole school!
Julien Stéphan,
Our Michelin-starred football knight!

🎶
He hates Chelsea, oui it’s true!
Not even fondue could make him blue!
Julien Stéphan,
Our manager, through and through!

Bonus verse (optional, for the foodies):
🎶
From Bordeaux blends to bouillabaisse,
He leads our lads with style and grace.
With duck confit and crème brûlée,
He’ll serve you goals all night and day!

So what's the new song ? on 06:08 - Jul 14 with 1067 views

Rsole

Plastic (pitch) Stephan…..

Wham bam, start with 4-3-3
Ça plane pour moi, moi, moi, moi, moi,
ça plane pour moi
(Hou-hou-6:0)
Change to 4-4-2

Those possessed by devils, try and keep them under control a bit, can't you ?

So what's the new song ? on 08:21 - Jul 14 with 1014 views

BklynRanger

Julien. Julien.
Came from Rennes but we're not sure when
He loves the game model
Better looking than Hoddle
Hates fcuking Chelsea
Julien

So what's the new song ? on 10:32 - Jul 14 with 946 views

Konk

He's Breton, he's French,
He smokes Gauloises on the bench,
Julian, Julian
He's Breton, he's French,
He reads Sartre on the bench,
Julian, Julian

You can have that for free.

[Post edited 14 Jul 10:33]

Fulham FC: It's the taking part that counts

So what's the new song ? on 11:20 - Jul 14 with 908 views

DTIG

So what's the new song ? on 07:51 - Jun 26 by stevec
Julien Stephan Julien Stephan He eats l’escargot He drinks a Merlot Sends boat people over the seaaa.

I had something very similar,

Julien Stephan
Julien Stephan
He eats l’escargot
He drives a Peugeot
il deteste Chelsea
un deux trois quatre

or

Julien Stephan
Julien Stephan
Au revoir Marti
Lets have a party
A French Revolution
un deux trois quatre

or my personal favourite, with subtitles for the hard of thinking

Julien Stephan
Julien Stephan
Bonjour Mon Dieu (hello my god)
le Blanc et le Bleu (the white and the blue)
A French Revolution
un deux trois quatre

So what's the new song ? on 12:51 - Jul 14 with 857 views

bosh67

Nous sommes QPR
Oui, nous sommes QPR

	Never knowingly right.
Poll:	How long before new signings become quivering wrecks of the players they were?

So what's the new song ? on 14:39 - Jul 14 with 782 views

wombat

So what's the new song ? on 12:51 - Jul 14 by bosh67
Nous sommes QPR Oui, nous sommes QPR

Sacked in the Morning !

Too early ?

Poll:

which is your favouite foot

So what's the new song ? on 14:48 - Jul 14 with 762 views

stainrods_elbow

*sung to the tune of Robin Gibb's 'Juliet' *

Julien, oohh Julien,
The night was magique when you came in
Julien, oooh Julien
You know you taught us to fly
You take us clear to ze sky
And all za people around za world can stand aside
For me and my bebe, Julien

Fighting with destiny, fortune and fame
But kept losing
Playin' a joker's game,
Only myself I was foolin'
I was an average guy in a world of empty dreams
You've broken down all the walls with your love . . .'

[Post edited 14 Jul 14:50]

Poll:

What's your prediction for this season?

So what's the new song ? on 15:02 - Jul 14 with 746 views

colinallcars

Julien's song for us:
Merde Alors, what 'ave I let myself in for ?

So what's the new song ? on 20:30 - Jul 14 with 650 views

bosh67

So what's the new song ? on 14:39 - Jul 14 by wombat
Sacked in the Morning ! Too early ?

Licencié le matin
Tu te fais virer le matin!

Give it a few weeks.

	Never knowingly right.
Poll:	How long before new signings become quivering wrecks of the players they were?

So what's the new song ? on 01:52 - Jul 15 with 593 views

Jules4367

Same tune as Marti:

Julien Stéphan,
Julien Stéphan,
Sacre Bleu!
Here's someone new
Who hates xxxkin' Chelsea!

or for the purists:

Julien Stéphan,
Julien Stéphan,
Sacre Dieu!
Here's someone new
Who hates xxxkin' Chelsea!

[Post edited 15 Jul 2:03]

So what's the new song ? on 11:19 - Jul 15 with 500 views

wombat

So what's the new song ? on 20:30 - Jul 14 by bosh67
Licencié le matin Tu te fais virer le matin! Give it a few weeks.

im going mid oct myself

Poll:

which is your favouite foot

So what's the new song ? on 16:23 - Jul 15 with 416 views

Toast_R

How about something to the tune of a Daft Punk track- They're French arn't they?

One More time
We're gonna celebrate
Juiien got us playing so free
We're gonna celebrate
Stephan really does hate Chelsea
We're gonna celebrate
Julien got us playing so free...
We're gonna celebrate
Stephan really does hate Chelsea
We're gonna celebrate,,,,

One More Time... repeat

So what's the new song ? on 19:49 - Jul 15 with 365 views

Gloucs_R

Sacked in the morning,
you're getting a sacked in the morning...

Only a matter of time 😁

I'm joking before anyone takes aim 🤪

Poll:

Are we staying up?

So what's the new song ? on 19:51 - Jul 15 with 361 views

Gloucs_R

So what's the new song ? on 14:39 - Jul 14 by wombat
Sacked in the Morning ! Too early ?

Sorry, should have finished reading all of the posts before posting myself

Poll:

Are we staying up?

So what's the new song ? on 20:02 - Jul 15 with 351 views

loftboy

So what's the new song ? on 17:51 - Jul 13 by stowmarketrange
We’ve got Stephan, Julian Stephan, I just don’t think you understand, He drinks the Merlot, He eats L’escargot, We’ve got Julian Stephan. Sorry to super John Varane

Best one yet

	favourite cheese mature Cheddar. FFS there is no such thing as the EPL
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So what's the new song ? on 20:46 - Jul 15 with 318 views

Gaz66

He’s French,
He’s Flash,
We’ve got no f***ing cash,
Julien, Julien …

So what's the new song ? on 07:13 - Jul 16 with 235 views

Gaz66

Woke up this morning with this running around in my head, with full respect to Oasis!

And so Chelsea can wait ..
It’s never too late,
To find a better place to play

Slip inside the eye of his mind
And Julien Stephan will find
A better way to play…

AND SO CHELSEA CAN WAIT!!
It’s never too late
To find a better place to play

SO DON’T FORGET WE’RE RANGERS!!
We’ll win today ..

[Post edited 16 Jul 7:17]

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